Jerry Reese VS. Chuck Norris

[Eli TO Shockey]

Jerry Reese has been reported as the first person to ever take down Norris in a street fight...ripping off his arms and slapping him around with them.

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[buddy33]

Norris picked up the phone one day and it was Reese. Norris told him he dialed the wrong number. Reese told him he picked up ten wrong phone.

[Pa1jintfan]

When chuck Norris adds milk into his rice krispies, they shut the f*#k up. So do you know that if you google "chuck Norris" a page comes up and says" you don't look for chuck Norris, he will find you". I don't get the Norris jokes. But there funny as hell-0