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THE_New_York_Giants
05-19-2012, 01:38 PM
He is the head groundskeeper at Metlife Stadium. During a Jets game, he will have conveniently forgotten to put up all of the Jets' stuff and they will have to play on a field sporting Giants' colors and logos. Then he will have hired a sky writer to write "screw the Jets" in the sky above the game.

King Sully
05-19-2012, 02:04 PM
John Schmeelk also seems poised for a break out this year, i expect him to turn heads in training camp.

Flip Empty
05-19-2012, 02:15 PM
haha, the current threads are ridiculous. It's gone from "Should the Giants sign X player?" to "Random dude is going to break out this year. Here, I'll paraphrase an article I read about him".

ShakeNBake
05-19-2012, 02:26 PM
He is the head groundskeeper at Metlife Stadium. During a Jets game, he will have conveniently forgotten to put up all of the Jets' stuff and they will have to play on a field sporting Giants' colors and logos. Then he will have hired a sky writer to write "screw the Jets" in the sky above the game.

source?

jomo
05-19-2012, 03:08 PM
He is the head groundskeeper at Metlife Stadium. During a Jets game, he will have conveniently forgotten to put up all of the Jets' stuff and they will have to play on a field sporting Giants' colors and logos. Then he will have hired a sky writer to write "screw the Jets" in the sky above the game.This is certainly shaping up as a year for the ages at GIANTS Stadium. [;)]

Rat_bastich
05-19-2012, 03:36 PM
I think the dark horse will be Nathan's Hot Dogs. They will have the best sauerkraut evahhhhhhh!

Captain Chaos
05-19-2012, 05:01 PM
Now here are a couple of predictions I can really get behind!!!!

RagTime Blue
05-19-2012, 05:10 PM
Just don't talk about the Strength and Conditioning trainer. He's got powerful friends on these boards. And a fine Strength and Conditioning trainer he is!!

SweetZombieJesus
05-19-2012, 06:13 PM
Does he run the sprinklers too, cause then we can get him to pop the sprinkler heads up when the Jets are playing like on the commercial.

THE_New_York_Giants
05-20-2012, 01:04 AM
THIS JUST IN: Groundskeeper Calhoun comes out and says "The Jets should just move to Milwaukee. The reason behind this is because they are so irrelevant that it would actually benefit the league to have them in an even more irrelevant city."

THE_New_York_Giants
05-20-2012, 01:18 AM
Does he run the sprinklers too, cause then we can get him to pop the sprinkler heads up when the Jets are playing like on the commercial.

Do they need sprinklers for turf?