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GiantsDynasty
08-08-2012, 02:03 AM
I heard this guy can eat thunder and crap ice cream.......

thegreatone
08-08-2012, 02:34 AM
well i guess will hill isnt making the roster/ hasnt every "legend" thread ended up being the complete opposite?

Toadofsteel
08-08-2012, 02:35 AM
Will Hill can divide by zero...

Captain Chaos
08-08-2012, 06:03 AM
Jinx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROADWAYSTORM
08-08-2012, 01:28 PM
Way to jinx the guy _______! :mad:

embeshAtYa
08-08-2012, 01:36 PM
ohhh stoppp Lets go HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

penguinfarmer
08-08-2012, 02:22 PM
I think these things died with Jy Bond.

primetime
08-08-2012, 02:35 PM
Speaking of Jonas Seawright. I was just looking him up on Wikipedia. Under Professional career the "Legend of Jonas Seawright" was brought up. lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_Seawright

Carter.525
08-08-2012, 02:40 PM
I heard he once nursed a baby seal back to life..

IamGiantsfan
08-08-2012, 02:51 PM
I heard he once scored a touchdown while carry the entire opposing team on his back

Eli TO Shockey
08-08-2012, 02:57 PM
Speaking of Jonas Seawright. I was just looking him up on Wikipedia. Under Professional career the "Legend of Jonas Seawright" was brought up. lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_Seawright

lol


Professional career



Seawright made the 53 man roster in 2006 for the New York Giants and played in nine games,[1] but in 2007 the Giants, with many talented defensive lineman, made the decision to cut him.[2] Jonas Seawright became a fan favorite on the Giants.com message board. While most fans never expected him to make a major impact in the trenches, 'The Legend of Jonas Seawright'thread is one of fond memories for Giants.com message boarders for its witty bon mots, many done in the 'Chuck Norris...' motif.

BROADWAYSTORM
08-08-2012, 03:26 PM
All of Chuck Norris' facts are really Will Hill's.

DownWitJPP
08-08-2012, 05:51 PM
Will Hill just looks at a girl and gets her pregnant

Carter.525
08-08-2012, 06:00 PM
I heard he threw a touchdown once..... to himself !

BROADWAYSTORM
08-08-2012, 07:54 PM
I heard he threw a touchdown once..... to himself !

And he did it while playing defense!

dave56dj
08-08-2012, 09:31 PM
While the comedy here is definitely rich - there is a big difference between Hill and our boards legends of the past (Mix - Seawright) Hill has earned playing time with the ones. SO not only is he hyped in our minds - the coaches seem to like something too - that may not be all hype.

JJC7301
08-08-2012, 10:29 PM
Will Hill can divide by zero...
"And his mom has a tattoo that says, 'Will Hill.'"

"Stay thirsty, my friends."

Buddy333
08-08-2012, 11:08 PM
This guy is going to make the team and be a huge signing for Reese.

Cool Papa B.
08-09-2012, 12:45 AM
President's take the day off on HIS birthday...

DownWitJPP
08-09-2012, 12:49 AM
Ii think he's gonna make the team too, he's looking real good in camp, and I hear nothing but praise from the coaches. I think he learned from his past mistakes and is making the most of his oppurtunity.

with that being said, we are just joking around lighten up

GiantsDynasty
08-13-2012, 04:54 AM
will hill just looks at a girl and gets her pregnant
oh snap! Lol thats cold but funny!

GiantsDynasty
08-13-2012, 04:57 AM
SO HOW MANY BABY MAMAS DOES WILL HILL HAVE? LOL

I do hope he plays well. Like I do any player that puts on a gmen uniform. But the hype he was getting was starting to smell of Seawright/Mix/Bond.

Toadofsteel
03-18-2014, 07:21 PM
EPIC THREAD NECRO

http://i40.tinypic.com/2rgcj1c.gif

I was actually looking for the original Jonas Seawright thread and stumbled upon this. And I even posted in it! Thought it was kinda lulzy in retrospect since Hill actually turned out to be good (at least when he can put down the hookah)...

PS: can anyone PM me the link to Jonas? I still can't find it...

TCHOF
03-18-2014, 08:19 PM
I heard this guy can eat thunder and crap ice cream.......

Maybe that's what's causing the failed drug tests? It's not fair, since he's just eating the thunder as a treatment for ADD

BigBlueBoricua
03-18-2014, 08:22 PM
President's take the day off on HIS birthday...

LMAO !!!!!!! GOOD ONE !!!!

Flip Empty
03-18-2014, 08:25 PM
PS: can anyone PM me the link to Jonas? I still can't find it...

Yeah, my google-fu failed me, too. 2007 seems to be as far back as this goes http://boards.giants.com/archive/index.php/f-7.html, so I'm inclined to believe that it no longer exists.

NYG4lifeNYK
03-18-2014, 08:31 PM
Will Hill is actually Chuck Norris father.

BigBlueBoricua
03-18-2014, 08:32 PM
Mike Sam is his biggest fan.

Carter.525
03-18-2014, 08:33 PM
Will Hill doesn't call the wrong number... U pick up the wrong phone

BigBlueBoricua
03-18-2014, 08:41 PM
FO had to special order his jock strap.

NYG4lifeNYK
03-18-2014, 08:44 PM
Will Hill doesn't get high on life, life gets high on him

TheEnigma
03-18-2014, 08:49 PM
Will Hill was originally cast as Jack Dawson in Titanic but they realized that Hill would have saved everyone from drowning.

Carter.525
03-18-2014, 08:51 PM
Will Hill once punched the Earth... It is now know as the Grand Canyon

DIPSET_ALL_DAY
03-18-2014, 08:52 PM
EPIC THREAD NECRO

http://i40.tinypic.com/2rgcj1c.gif

I was actually looking for the original Jonas Seawright thread and stumbled upon this. And I even posted in it! Thought it was kinda lulzy in retrospect since Hill actually turned out to be good (at least when he can put down the hookah)...

PS: can anyone PM me the link to Jonas? I still can't find it...

LOL He's doing the "DID NOT READ" dance. http://img.pandawhale.com/37020-didnt-read-lol-eLU8.gif

TheEnigma
03-18-2014, 08:53 PM
Switzerland is neutral because it is waiting for Will Hill to choose a side.

NYG4lifeNYK
03-18-2014, 08:57 PM
Even Putin is scared of Will Hill.

BlueJayC
03-18-2014, 09:01 PM
I heard the character of Uncle Rico was based on actual Will Hill exploits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjXZvcgHIXY