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08-17-2012, 03:42 PM
FLORHAM PARK, NJ—With competition heating up at practices, Jets coaches and players confirmed Thursday that the ground was quickly emerging as quarterback Tim Tebow’s favorite target and had already received 90 percent of the third-year player’s passes during the first three weeks of training camp.

“As we get into camp, more and more often Tim has been throwing to the ground,” center Nick Mangold said. “During plays, he just has this instinct for finding the ground every time. It’s becoming apparent to everyone on the team that the ground is Tim’s go-to target.”

“He just loves throwing it right to the ground,” Mangold added. “It doesn’t matter if the defense comes out in man coverage or an overload blitz. Tebow seems to know exactly where the ground will be and hits the wide-open turf every time.”

“I’m impressed by how fast a deep bond formed between the ground and Tim,” said Ryan, adding that Tebow and the ground were on the same wavelength and on the path to becoming one the most memorable passing combinations in the franchise’s history. “Overall, Tebow and the ground share very similar characteristics and mindsets.”

“Tim has exhibited over and over again that he can find the ground on a quick slant, fly route, button hook, Hail Mary, or screen pass,” Cavanaugh said. “Tebow just has that soft touch. He can toss a beautiful fade and precisely deliver the ball right to the ground in the corner of the end zone.”

After a meeting with Jets offensive coordinator Tony Sparano, Tebow has reportedly been focused on spreading the ball around more and has developed other favorite targets, including Gatorade coolers, D’Brickashaw Ferguson’s back, the bench, the pylons, a laundry bin filled with towels, and the team’s golf cart.

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08-17-2012, 04:19 PM
That's pretty sad lmao.

08-17-2012, 04:20 PM
So ****ing hilarious though

08-18-2012, 02:51 AM
I love the Onion

08-18-2012, 11:14 AM
hee hee.....

08-18-2012, 02:23 PM
i didnt think it was fake loll

08-18-2012, 04:01 PM
He may see the Ground due to our defense tonight

08-18-2012, 04:13 PM
He may see the Ground due to our defense tonight
or the sky as he is looking up while laying on his back.....

08-19-2012, 11:36 AM
Hmm ... begs the next logical question, I wonder if he could throw it in the ocean.

08-19-2012, 12:07 PM
Yeah this is classic Onion. Reminds me a lot of this gem from years gone by http://www.theonion.com/articles/tony-womo-out-three-to-four-weeks-with-bwoken-widd,2581/