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FIFTY6G-MAN
08-28-2012, 03:05 PM
So I am over on CowboysZone.com and reading a thread:Moving on to the Giants game. Anyways there are some real funny Cowboys Fans on there and even one who is telling all the others to lay money down on the Giants. They are arguing with each other on how Eli is Elite. They arent even talking about their own QB!!! LMAO.Here is his post:lmao:.


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Feel free to put your money where your mouth is. Last I checked the Giants were about +1500 moneyline odds to win the Superbowl. They're basically returning the same team. They have elite playmakers at WR and Defensive pass rush, so they should easily cakewalk to another Superbowl once Eli decides to flip on his magical "clutch switch" when it matters, like some people claim he does. This should be easy money for you guys.
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Laurah1275
08-28-2012, 03:16 PM
Luv it! I wanna put money on how many times we sack Romo.

Ntegrase96
08-28-2012, 03:29 PM
Always a fun thread when the sides are split down the middle.

Most of those guys are pretty knowledgable about all things Cowboys, but most of them couldn't tell you the current state of things elsewhere in the NFL.

derekunion28
08-28-2012, 11:16 PM
i been going over there alot and just reading how they view there team and ares its entertaining

Moke
08-28-2012, 11:17 PM
Following that forum actually LOL.

STAR WARS
09-01-2012, 07:56 PM
The top notch well informed Cowboys/Football fans are on cowboys-forum....not cowboyzone. I've actually been thrown off of CZ for calling out stupid homers in the past.

Go to CF....and sign up. There are extremely good football minds on that board.....that will give you mostly the striaght dope on what is and isn't happening in big D.

I will say this.....until proven otherwise the Giants are the team of the NFC.......and they deserve that. But.....if you think you are going to see the same Cowboys team you saw last year, you are VERY mis-informed about the Cowboys offseason. The Giants MVP in beating Dallas last year was Terrence Newman.....a Cowboy. A corner who should have been replaced two years prior. The Giants offense rightfully exploited a raging hole in our pass D. That hole will not be there this year. Regardless of injuries...and blah blah blah.....our secondary will be significantly improved.....and had that been the case last year....big blue would have have been sittin home in the playoffs. That's no homer BS.....that's the truth.

This will be Jason Garett's first full offseason/camp as HC.......and second season of having the last say in all player personell decision's. He is big time old school (not unlike Coughlin) and he is building a solid team.....the likes Dallas has not seen in 16-17 years. There is going to be some tight contest in the NFCE this year.

And.......you should not be surprised if your Giants do not win this Wednesday. : )

Parademon
09-01-2012, 09:06 PM
Good post Boys fan. Not much I could debate you on there. But...I doubt very much that had it been Dallas that had won the NFCE, that you wouldn't have advanced past GB in their house. Your front 4 would not have put nowhere near the pressure on Rogers that we did, Our D, once fully healthy, was just the best in the NFL for the last 6 weeks of the season. Just don't see your D stopping GB, we almost beat them in our 38-35 loss & the only reason the score wasn't worse in the playoff game is that the refs gift wrapped them their 2 TDs with BS calls. Giants should have won that game 44-6!

NE & GB are very finesse teams & can only be beaten by smashmouth teams & that's why the Giants have whooped both during both SB runs.

STAR WARS
09-01-2012, 09:28 PM
Good post Boys fan. Not much I could debate you on there. But...I doubt very much that had it been Dallas that had won the NFCE, that you wouldn't have advanced past GB in their house. Your front 4 would not have put nowhere near the pressure on Rogers that we did, Our D, once fully healthy, was just the best in the NFL for the last 6 weeks of the season. Just don't see your D stopping GB, we almost beat them in our 38-35 loss & the only reason the score wasn't worse in the playoff game is that the refs gift wrapped them their 2 TDs with BS calls. Giants should have won that game 44-6!

NE & GB are very finesse teams & can only be beaten by smashmouth teams & that's why the Giants have whooped both during both SB runs.

Hey listen....also can not disagree with you. Our D line was actually good....when you look at it's combination of sacks and run stopping together. And as you know......a good secondary (does not have to be elite) helps your D line....and vise versa. Our secondary didn't contribute to jack ****....and they would have absolutely been raped by GB or the Saints. The Giants Dline is so much better than your secondary.....that it was still able to cover your pass D weaknesses. That's what any good team can hope to have....is the ability to compensate.

That's why I was more than ok with us not making the playoffs. We did not stand a chance against the solid passing teams.......and we really needed a solid draft position to continue Garretts rebuild. (remember Garrett was a first year coach with no real offseason to address it's weaknesses and there were plenty) Most of us realistic fans went into last season expecting anything from 8 wins to 10 tops. So for us to have even been viaing for a playoff spot was kinda of a treat......albiet a bitter treat.

Parademon
09-01-2012, 10:04 PM
Sadly, unrealistic, super homer, rose colored eye glass wearing Boys fans seem to be the majority on some of the boards I visit. Many of them are predicting 12+ wins for your team, while realisticaly looking at that schedule, I see 8-8 at best again. We have the toughest schedule in the NFL while the freaking SB runner up, NE has the easiest! How the heck did the NFL come up with that one?

If the Giants can field a healthier team than last yr, I see a 10 win season for us, maybe 11 & a playoff spot. And getting to the dance is all we need! Giants have shown they are road warriors when it comes to the post season and have been knocking off #1-#2 seeds in both 07 & 11.

As for Wednesday, hope your D is ready for Mr Wilson, have a feeling he's gonna inflict some heavy damage on your Boys.

Also, alot of people seem to forget that the 08 Giants were way better than the one who beat NE in 07' & were steamrolling the NFL with an 11-1 record & then that idiot went & shot himself & our great chance to win back to back SBs. Though we went 12-4 with the #1 seed in the NFC, we just didn't have the depth at WR with Plax gone & the Eagles were able to take advantage of that and KO us 23-11 in the divisional rd. A healthy Plax , we beat Philly, & woulda had the Az Cards coming into the freezing Meadowlands, we woulda killed them in the NFC title game & gone on to beat a Steeler team that we had beaten earlier that season in their house, in the SB.

I will never forgive Plax for ruining what could have been a great chance at back to back SB titles.

STAR WARS
09-01-2012, 10:37 PM
Sadly, unrealistic, super homer, rose colored eye glass wearing Boys fans seem to be the majority on some of the boards I visit. Many of them are predicting 12+ wins for your team, while realisticaly looking at that schedule, I see 8-8 at best again. We have the toughest schedule in the NFL while the freaking SB runner up, NE has the easiest! How the heck did the NFL come up with that one?

If the Giants can field a healthier team than last yr, I see a 10 win season for us, maybe 11 & a playoff spot. And getting to the dance is all we need! Giants have shown they are road warriors when it comes to the post season and have been knocking off #1-#2 seeds in both 07 & 11.

As for Wednesday, hope your D is ready for Mr Wilson, have a feeling he's gonna inflict some heavy damage on your Boys.

Also, alot of people seem to forget that the 08 Giants were way better than the one who beat NE in 07' & were steamrolling the NFL with an 11-1 record & then that idiot went & shot himself & our great chance to win back to back SBs. Though we went 12-4 with the #1 seed in the NFC, we just didn't have the depth at WR with Plax gone & the Eagles were able to take advantage of that and KO us 23-11 in the divisional rd. A healthy Plax , we beat Philly, & woulda had the Az Cards coming into the freezing Meadowlands, we woulda killed them in the NFC title game & gone on to beat a Steeler team that we had beaten earlier that season in their house, in the SB.

I will never forgive Plax for ruining what could have been a great chance at back to back SB titles.

Most folks on Cowboys Forum see the same thing as last year with 8 - 10 wins being a reasonable expectation. The heartbreaker is....that 8 wins in 2012 would be a big improvement over 8 wins in 2011.....simply because of strenght of schedule. We could absolutely be a 12 win team....mainly on the strenght of our coaching upgrades....let alone the addressed weaknesses. But no one will be able to rightfully make that prediction with any substance until week 6 at best. Hell....excatly 0% of the football world predicted the 9ners playing in the Championship game last year......so....that's why we play the game. Again....I just think the NFCE is going to be alot tighter this year....and all the teams in the division benefit from having to scrap it out for their lives for at least 6 games.

bluenred
09-01-2012, 11:56 PM
Cowpuke fans are so dumb. Everyone of them has this stupid little "homer/realist" complex for whatever reason.

the-wild-healer
09-02-2012, 12:07 AM
The top notch well informed Cowboys/Football fans are on cowboys-forum....not cowboyzone.

lol, no. :lmao:

ProfessorCrue
09-02-2012, 02:32 AM
LOL, funny stuff. gonna be even more funnier when Dallas wins on weds and the whines n cries begin for yall.

FIFTY6G-MAN
09-02-2012, 02:45 AM
LOL, funny stuff. gonna be even more funnier when Dallas wins on weds and the whines n cries begin for yall.What we have here is a Cruehead wannabe. This is an outrage.Dial 1-800-go-f*c*yourself

ProfessorCrue
09-02-2012, 02:49 AM
lol, i remember cruehead. a legend indeed.

FIFTY6G-MAN
09-02-2012, 02:50 AM
lol, i remember cruehead. a legend indeed.yes he was, and I for one miss him. He was knowledgeable yet disfunctional

ProfessorCrue
09-02-2012, 02:54 AM
yes he was, and I for one miss him. He was knowledgeable yet disfunctional

yup, long time no see chumps :cool:

the new ownage beings weds night. realistically, i just dont see the giants keeping up with the Cowboys this year. plenty of reasons why but i am gonna let the game speak for itself instead of posting alot of realistic facts.

sodbuster
09-02-2012, 09:45 AM
yup, long time no see chumps :cool:

the new ownage beings weds night. realistically, i just dont see the giants keeping up with the Cowboys this year. plenty of reasons why but i am gonna let the game speak for itself instead of posting alot of realistic facts.

the only realistic fact is Romo chokes!!

Parademon
09-02-2012, 11:46 AM
Please enlighten us Giants fans. What are all these realistic facts which you don't wanna reveal?

ProfessorCrue
09-02-2012, 10:17 PM
Please enlighten us Giants fans. What are all these realistic facts which you don't wanna reveal?
it would take hours to simply put it in words for you people to understand. giant fans have a reputation of simply not being very intelligent....

all ya gotta do is watch n learn weds night. it will be simpler that way

ShakeandBake
09-02-2012, 10:22 PM
it would take hours to simply put it in words for you people to understand. giant fans have a reputation of simply not being very intelligent....

all ya gotta do is watch n learn weds night. it will be simpler that way

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRm5SJ3f99cX0zQ54p6nroTcvFufVNS XlSCVH4sAtN9u3paySX&t=1

Giants5699
09-02-2012, 10:57 PM
we'll sack Romo about 94 times on game day

ProfessorCrue
09-02-2012, 11:03 PM
we'll sack Romo about 94 times on game day
lol. lil eli will be seeing number 94 in his face all night

FIFTY6G-MAN
09-02-2012, 11:50 PM
lol. lil eli will be seeing number 94 in his face all nightSorta like the whole Cowpukes team sees this everyday of the year?
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYPqAifIIav4OWXWv2d_pq5Atdmz0Ji T-Gg8lxsnj2z6vEjwHl_Q

ProfessorCrue
09-03-2012, 12:03 AM
Sorta like the whole Cowpukes team sees this everyday of the year?
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYPqAifIIav4OWXWv2d_pq5Atdmz0Ji T-Gg8lxsnj2z6vEjwHl_Q
lol, proved to be fake. i am sure Romo has his sig in that new dumplands stadium after the Cowboys won the first game there played between the two teams

SweetZombieJesus
09-03-2012, 08:42 AM
i am sure Romo has his sig in that new dumplands stadium after the Cowboys won the first game there played between the two teams

You mean their only win in the last 3 years? Valiant effort to avoid being swept 3 years in a row.

Meanwhile Eli's undefeated in the strip club you call a stadium.

Giants5699
09-03-2012, 02:29 PM
lol. lil eli will be seeing number 94 in his face all night

Who is number 94 on the Cowboys? Ware? You mean the Demarcus "the magician" Ware? Nicknamed this for his amazing ability to disappear through long stretches?

ashleymarie
09-03-2012, 03:07 PM
Sorta like the whole Cowpukes team sees this everyday of the year?
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYPqAifIIav4OWXWv2d_pq5Atdmz0Ji T-Gg8lxsnj2z6vEjwHl_Q


Bwawawa very funny post.

ProfessorCrue
09-03-2012, 04:05 PM
Who is number 94 on the Cowboys? Ware? You mean the Demarcus "the magician" Ware? Nicknamed this for his amazing ability to disappear through long stretches?
yup, number 94, D-ware...the guy thats gonna break strahans record this year with sacks. i am predicting 2 sacks from him to start the season with on lil eli

Giants5699
09-03-2012, 06:15 PM
yup, number 94, D-ware...the guy thats gonna break strahans record this year with sacks. i am predicting 2 sacks from him to start the season with on lil eli

I'm pretty positive if anyone is going to break that record it'll be JPP.. Not this Ware guy that nobody really cares about anymore.

FIFTY6G-MAN
09-03-2012, 08:00 PM
yup, number 94, D-ware...the guy thats gonna break strahans record this year with sacks. i am predicting 2 sacks from him to start the season with on lil eliD Ware has 99 sacks up to this date, M Strahan has 141.5 for the ALL TIME RECORD. So what you are saying is Ware is gonna get 42.5 sacks this season??? Now I know you are on drugs. Step away from your moms' computer and take a nice long cold shower. You are not Cruehead in disguise at all. You are a mental case at best.

Parademon
09-03-2012, 08:06 PM
Think he meant the 22.5 sacks for the single season record. Tell ya what, he can have that, we'll take another ring.Wonder if the prof is even old enough to remember Dallas's last SB win in 95?

If not, you can always go to ESPN, super classics & check it out.

ProfessorCrue
09-03-2012, 08:48 PM
Think he meant the 22.5 sacks for the single season record. Tell ya what, he can have that, we'll take another ring.Wonder if the prof is even old enough to remember Dallas's last SB win in 95?

If not, you can always go to ESPN, super classics & check it out.
this professor is old enough to remember Dallas beating the broncos back in 78. dont lump me in with the new ones that came on board during the aikman yrs. and yes, ty for correcting that fiftysomething giants fan in regards to what i was stating about strahans record; the single season record.

Giants5699
09-03-2012, 09:08 PM
D Ware has 99 sacks up to this date, M Strahan has 141.5 for the ALL TIME RECORD. So what you are saying is Ware is gonna get 42.5 sacks this season??? Now I know you are on drugs. Step away from your moms' computer and take a nice long cold shower. You are not Cruehead in disguise at all. You are a mental case at best.

All time record belongs to Bruce Smith at 200.

Giants5699
09-03-2012, 09:10 PM
this professor is old enough to remember Dallas beating the broncos back in 78. dont lump me in with the new ones that came on board during the aikman yrs. and yes, ty for correcting that fiftysomething giants fan in regards to what i was stating about strahans record; the single season record.
That's cool. Your team isn't the respectable one it was in '78. It is a laughing stock of choke now.

FIFTY6G-MAN
09-03-2012, 09:18 PM
this professor is old enough to remember Dallas beating the broncos back in 78. dont lump me in with the new ones that came on board during the aikman yrs. and yes, ty for correcting that fiftysomething giants fan in regards to what i was stating about strahans record; the single season record.fiftysomething???? Bud get your *** straightened out. Anyone can look up stats from decades ago, including the last real DALLASSS team that actually accomplished something. I am also sure you have zero clue on what you were stating about the sack record and just rode on the curtails of yet another GIANTS fan. I am classifying you with Rodgers12 on my poop list. Until you come in with a valid discussion I will do nothing but disrespect you, and by that i mean i will just hit my IGNORE feature on this board for your name and soon you will be nothing but a distant memory like so many sperm I have expelled over the years.

Giants5699
09-03-2012, 09:26 PM
Demarcus Ware is no LT. LT is the greatest defensive player ever. Period end of story. There will never be a guy who had the impact on the game that LT did again.

ProfessorCrue
09-03-2012, 09:31 PM
That's cool. Your team isn't the respectable one it was in '78. It is a laughing stock of choke now.

i am pretty confident with this yrs squad as well. then again, i say that every yr:cool:

ProfessorCrue
09-03-2012, 09:32 PM
fiftysomething???? Bud get your *** straightened out. Anyone can look up stats from decades ago, including the last real DALLASSS team that actually accomplished something. I am also sure you have zero clue on what you were stating about the sack record and just rode on the curtails of yet another GIANTS fan. I am classifying you with Rodgers12 on my poop list. Until you come in with a valid discussion I will do nothing but disrespect you, and by that i mean i will just hit my IGNORE feature on this board for your name and soon you will be nothing but a distant memory like so many sperm I have expelled over the years.

lol, uh.........ok

that breaks my heart i guess?

ProfessorCrue
09-03-2012, 09:37 PM
Demarcus Ware is no LT. LT is the greatest defensive player ever. Period end of story. There will never be a guy who had the impact on the game that LT did again.

LT was coked up most of the time. D-ware is clean

Giants5699
09-03-2012, 09:40 PM
LT was coked up most of the time. D-ware is clean

Still the greatest.

FIFTY6G-MAN
09-03-2012, 09:44 PM
lol, uh.........ok

that breaks my heart i guess?Uh.....ok...You are nothing but a joke on here. You bring nothing to the table here that even warrants a discussion. Thats too bad that you werent the official Crue-..... An imposter. Once again get off you're mothers computer and go t bed... you have school and I will blister your ***.

FIFTY6G-MAN
09-03-2012, 09:46 PM
LT was coked up most of the time. D-ware is clean Coked-up does not allow you to be a great athlete and read a play and make the play. If you wanna talk about COKE lets talk about Irving..........and the rest of your JAILBIRDS! BTW did you actually hold Wares' **** in your hand while he pissed????? YUPPPPP I am sure you did

ProfessorCrue
09-03-2012, 09:53 PM
Uh.....ok...You are nothing but a joke on here. You bring nothing to the table here that even warrants a discussion. Thats too bad that you werent the official Crue-..... An imposter. Once again get off you're mothers computer and go t bed... you have school and I will blister your ***.
really, me an imposter? lol u aint gonna get me to admit to nothing.....settle down ol chump. the season is just beginning. the fate of both teams wont be decided on weds. but i am looking for a lil pay back againt the g-men muh boyz.

FIFTY6G-MAN
09-03-2012, 10:52 PM
really, me an imposter? lol u aint gonna get me to admit to nothing.....settle down ol chump. the season is just beginning. the fate of both teams wont be decided on weds. but i am looking for a lil pay back againt the g-men muh boyz.Ol Chump? You sound butt hurt. Once again you bring zero football talk to the table and now have toned yourself down stating " the season is just beginning. the fate of both teams wont be decided on weds. but i am looking for a lil pay back againt the g-men muh boyz." You cant get any PAYBACK!!! You are NOT a Dallasss player! And it's obvious you cant even be a player on a MB! You are just a sad,poor excuse of one of the sperm that I let go down the drain. THANK GOD!

ProfessorCrue
09-04-2012, 12:40 AM
so i had this premonition dream that Dallas plays in the sb with Motley Crue playing halftime


wouldnt that be awesome :cool:

Giants5699
09-04-2012, 04:30 AM
so i had this premonition dream that Dallas plays in the sb with Motley Crue playing halftime


wouldnt that be awesome :cool:

I had a premonition of a meteor striking Cowboys stadium during a Cowboys/Eagles game. That my friend is a dream one can fap to.

ShakeandBake
09-04-2012, 08:05 AM
so i had this premonition dream that Dallas plays in the sb with Motley Crue playing halftime


wouldnt that be awesome :cool:

You're as funny as a terminal cancer patient with hiv, take the advice I gave you earlier in the thread and JUST DO IT

ringfilisd
09-04-2012, 10:46 AM
Широким спросом в настоящее время пользуется матричный код!

SweetZombieJesus
09-04-2012, 02:07 PM
LT was coked up most of the time. D-ware is clean

LT never drove a pair of scissors through a teammate's neck. And then there's Charles Haley spanking the monkey...

http://sportsbybrooks.com/irvin-slashed-teammate-in-neck-with-scissors-19960

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51alqg4YYOL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

Giants5699
09-04-2012, 05:26 PM
LT never drove a pair of scissors through a teammate's neck. And then there's Charles Haley spanking the monkey...

http://sportsbybrooks.com/irvin-slashed-teammate-in-neck-with-scissors-19960

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51alqg4YYOL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

Yeah.. that sounds like something a Jones organization would do.

ProfessorCrue
09-06-2012, 05:46 AM
yup, number 94, D-ware...the guy thats gonna break strahans record this year with sacks. i am predicting 2 sacks from him to start the season with on lil eli

had to bring this back up cause, well, i was right about Ware getting in 2 sacks....and someone had mentioned about Wilson going to be a huge factor but the guy was in NEGATIVE yards for the night. and correct me if i am wrong, but this wilson kid was CRYING on the sidelines?????? now what the heck is that all about. there aint no crying on opening night football!!!!! now either Dallas' D is turning great, or the guy was overhyped n over glorifed. and to think, Dallas was playing rusty tonight. great things are brewing right now in Dallas. chapter 2 next week