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GIANTS740ilbmw
09-13-2012, 02:51 PM
Maybe it's because he's gonna play TE like no one has ever seen before!
I've never seen a Unicorn before ... especially a Black Unicorn! LoL

Martyr
09-13-2012, 03:19 PM
Lexington Steel would have been cool too.

G.I. Ants
09-13-2012, 03:20 PM
He probably was inspired by cabin in the woods

Laurah1275
09-13-2012, 03:30 PM
He has an eccentric personality. I don't know...maybe when he's on the field he does things that are magical and no on has ever seen....like the unicorn. :)

ryan12
09-13-2012, 03:30 PM
I like it... at first I had no idea who that was you guys were referring to... but it works.

leave these boards already

Toadofsteel
09-13-2012, 03:33 PM
leave these boards already

Oh come on I think he's funny... better than a lot of the trolls we get from other teams.

joemorrisforprez
09-13-2012, 03:46 PM
Maybe it's because he's gonna play TE like no one has ever seen before!
I've never seen a Unicorn before ... especially a Black Unicorn! LoL

Because the guy is funny as ****.

ryan12
09-13-2012, 03:48 PM
Oh come on I think he's funny... better than a lot of the trolls we get from other teams.

yeah i guess he is just on every post its annoying alittle but i guess he is cool

Kruunch
09-13-2012, 04:07 PM
Maybe it's because he's gonna play TE like no one has ever seen before!
I've never seen a Unicorn before ... especially a Black Unicorn! LoL

Mandingo was already taken?

B-Red22
09-13-2012, 04:16 PM
I'm not sure but i guess Unicorns dont lay out on 3rd down for catchable balls

Rat_bastich
09-13-2012, 04:19 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/giants/post/_/id/15480/bennett-im-kind-of-like-a-black-unicorn

NYG4lifeNYK
09-13-2012, 06:14 PM
Not sure why people keep asking this question.


His bioiogical parents were clearly of unicorn descent.

BeatYale
09-13-2012, 07:20 PM
I've never seen a Unicorn before ... especially a Black Unicorn! LoL

Well they aren't real. They are mythological creatures like Dragons and the Phoenix (bird).

RoanokeFan
09-13-2012, 07:22 PM
Because the guy is funny as ****.

This pretty much sums it up

RoanokeFan
09-13-2012, 07:23 PM
Well they aren't real. They are mythological creatures like Dragons and the Phoenix (bird).

And I suppose there's no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny :mad:

Greg Schiano
09-13-2012, 07:39 PM
And I suppose there's no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny :mad:

My father told me when I was a kid that Eagles fans killed Santa Claus in 1968. I told all my children at a young age... it's best to hit them with it early.

RoanokeFan
09-13-2012, 07:52 PM
My father told me when I was a kid that Eagles fans killed Santa Claus in 1968. I told all my children at a young age... it's best to hit them with it early.

There is some truth to that as they pelted him with verbal insults and snowballs if I recall correctly

fansince69
09-13-2012, 08:25 PM
There is some truth to that as they pelted him with verbal insults and snowballs if I recall correctly

That sounds about right....I vaguely remember it as a kid.......YA is the one that would know the details

BigBlueAllDay
09-13-2012, 08:45 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/giants/post/_/id/15480/bennett-im-kind-of-like-a-black-unicorn

Now that's funny! Good to know the Giants starting TE has a sense of humor.

Toadofsteel
09-13-2012, 09:01 PM
And I suppose there's no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny :mad:

Seriously, if there's no santa claus, how could the Eagles fans boo him?

CowboysSuck
09-13-2012, 10:37 PM
I'm not sure but i guess Unicorns dont lay out on 3rd down for catchable balls

I see

what you did there ;)

PennState1
09-14-2012, 01:39 AM
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/giants/post/_/id/15480/bennett-im-kind-of-like-a-black-unicorn

I literally laughed out loud!