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Paul Newman
10-14-2012, 11:54 PM
Honestly, it's not only that I'm better looking than Victor Cruz it's just that I'm a far better dancer and wide receiver. I know I'm not a pro athlete, but if I wanted to, trust me, I could do it with my eyes closed and my hair tied. I know this might sound arrogant, but it's the truth.

Medisleman
10-14-2012, 11:57 PM
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DemandedAce
10-14-2012, 11:57 PM
Honestly, it's not only that I'm better looking than Victor Cruz it's just that I'm a far better dancer and wide receiver. I know I'm not a pro athlete, but if I wanted to, trust me, I could do it with my eyes closed and my hair tied. I know this might sound arrogant, but it's the truth.

WHAT DID I JUST READ?!?

bhz12
10-15-2012, 12:00 AM
Paul Leonard Newman, no ya can't...

NYGabriel
10-15-2012, 12:00 AM
Cool story.

Paul Newman
10-15-2012, 12:00 AM
Paul Leonard Newman, no ya can't...
You'd be surprised what I can do sonny. I'm Fast Eddie Felson. All things are possible.

Paul Newman
10-15-2012, 12:01 AM
Cool story.
Thanks man, I appreciate it.

ashleymarie
10-15-2012, 12:04 AM
You'd be surprised what I can do sonny. I'm Fast Eddie Felson. All things are possible.

Weren't you killed in Boliva? :confused:

Paul Newman
10-15-2012, 12:06 AM
Weren't you killed in Boliva? :confused:
Ah, no. I was Chris Farley, but after I died, I was resurrected in Paul Newman's body and live on.

BROADWAYSTORM
10-15-2012, 12:24 AM
If Paul Newman says so than it is true.

Paul Newman
10-15-2012, 12:48 AM
This may be a bit random, but if you haven't seen my 1986 film The Color of Money, then at least check out this Eric Clapton music video of the movie. The song is "It's In The Way That You Use It." The best music video ever made in my always correct opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XQwazkx10