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Laurah1275
11-16-2012, 07:29 PM
A guy walks into an ice cream parlor and says..."I'd like a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate"

Worker says..."I'm sorry sir, but we're out of chocolate, pick something else"

Guy says..."Okay, gimme a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate"

Worker:...."Sir, I already told you we're out of chocolate, please pick something else"

Guy:....."Okay, gimme a scoop of butter pecan and a scoop of chocolate"

Worker:....."Sir, can you spell the van in vanilla?"

Guy:......"Sure, V-A-N"

Worker:....."Can you spell the straw in strawberry?"

Guy:......"Sure, S-T-R-A-W"

Worker:......"Can you spell the *** in chocolate?"

Guy:......"There is no *** in chocolate"

Worker:......"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, THERE IS NO *** CHOCOLATE!"



LOL....Feel free to share some of your ticklers.

Rudyy
11-17-2012, 02:59 PM
What is green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

thegiantsrule10
11-18-2012, 09:29 AM
I got a joke. Kevin Gilbrides play calling.

NYGNash
11-18-2012, 02:45 PM
What do you call cheese that isn't you're?

Nacho Cheese