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Breezely
12-18-2012, 07:13 PM
I figured out what's wrong with Eli!


It's in the genes!!! It apprears that if one Manning is hot, the other one is cold.

Just think about it. . . . . . .when Eli was lighting teams up, on his way to a Superbowl last year. . . . . .where was Peyton??????

I'll tell you! Peyton was out for the season because of neck surgery!!!!

Earlier this year. . . . . .Eli was the HOT Manning and Peyton was struggling a little. Remember?????????

And now. . . . .Peyton is the HOT Manning and it appears that Eli is struggling a bit.

I'm telling you . . . . . it's in the genes!!!!!!!

BMW
12-18-2012, 07:13 PM
Maybe it's the jeans instead?

Rudyy
12-18-2012, 07:19 PM
lol

PennState1
12-18-2012, 07:20 PM
You are a genius! Lets kidnap Peyton on Sunday and it will be fine. Then, after the victory, the Gmen will have a ticker tape parade in your honor! Amazing.

bigbluetribe
12-18-2012, 07:22 PM
i think we need to give eli a redbull, make him hyper as a 3 year old on candy

Breezely
12-18-2012, 07:25 PM
Maybe it's the jeans instead?

LOL!!!!!

Breezely
12-18-2012, 07:29 PM
You are a genius! Lets kidnap Peyton on Sunday and it will be fine. Then, after the victory, the Gmen will have a ticker tape parade in your honor! Amazing.

I was thinking more ,uh. . . . . ...Ring of Honor!!!!!!!! Life time tickets on the fitty(50)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TextureDj
12-18-2012, 07:32 PM
Cosmological law Conservation of Manning. If both were hot at the same time the NFL, and football in general would be overwhelmed and never the same again.

Chris Christie
12-18-2012, 07:37 PM
It's genius, my wife Mary Pat just said the same exact thing.

Breezely
12-18-2012, 07:41 PM
It's genius, my wife Mary Pat just said the same exact thing.

See , I am not alone!!!!!!! It makes sense. Your wife is a genius!!!!!

Chris Christie
12-18-2012, 07:45 PM
See , I am not alone!!!!!!! It makes sense. Your wife is a genius!!!!!

I'm not joking, she said that today.

Breezely
12-18-2012, 07:50 PM
I'm not joking, she said that today.

You should listen to her more!

gmenfan0488
12-18-2012, 08:25 PM
so basically, we'll never make he playoffs until peyton retires. Good to know.

Chris Christie
12-18-2012, 09:09 PM
so basically, we'll never make he playoffs until peyton retires. Good to know.
No he didn't say that, we just have to wait for Peyton to have a bad season or have an injury for Eli to shine.

Toadofsteel
12-18-2012, 09:28 PM
Cosmological law Conservation of Manning. If both were hot at the same time the NFL, and football in general would be overwhelmed and never the same again.

Yup. Manning talent can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be transferred from one Manning to the other...

PennState1
12-18-2012, 11:16 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!

PennState1
12-18-2012, 11:18 PM
If they both fart at exactly the same time the break the spell and can both be good. Feed em beans!

egyptian420
12-18-2012, 11:18 PM
Ooooooooh my God........how did we all miss this?!?!