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DavenIII
06-12-2009, 11:43 AM
Fine its 4.5 Inches then...

And that is just when it is hard.....


ROFL I knew that was coming, very good catch Landon.

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 11:44 AM
Fine its 4.5 Inches then...

And that is just when it is hard.....


LMAOOO

byron
06-12-2009, 11:44 AM
morninng everyone
Hello sir! How are you on this wonderful morning?
pretty good ...I know your happy this morning....I watched the game heart stopper

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 11:46 AM
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo...


Landon I can NOT believe the Lakers won that game last night...I turned over to Conan when it was 87-84 Magic with like 16 seconds left !
Are you serious? LMAO Dorkface!!! You didn't see any of the end or what? GO LAKERS!!!



Oh yeah I turned back just as regulation ended and I watched overtime...but I knew the Magic had NO shot to win the game then.

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 11:46 AM
morninng everyone
Hello sir! How are you on this wonderful morning?
pretty good ...I know your happy this morning....I watched the game heart stopper
You are telling me. I think I wore a hole in my carpet.

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 11:47 AM
morninng everyone

morning...nice puppy !

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 11:47 AM
Scrappy's the man....he's always saving Scobbies ***!

I Love how Morehead is incredibly afraid to make a bet but loves to jump on and help try to rip on other people when they do though.
that is weak of him... but this one was my idea lol</P>


Morehead does NOT gamble. Period. I have my reasons and they have nothing to do with this thread.</P>


I had nothing to do with being awarded the opportunity to control Matt's sig. I was informed by my Laker fan friend that I had it. I actually knew nothing about it until then.</P>

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 11:48 AM
Fine its 4.5 Inches then...

And that is just when it is hard.....


ROFL I knew that was coming, very good catch Landon.
</P>


Daven, THIS is the best avatar on these MB's.</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 11:48 AM
Fine its 4.5 Inches then...

And that is just when it is hard.....


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 11:49 AM
Scrappy's the man....he's always saving Scobbies ***!

I* Love how Morehead is incredibly afraid to make a bet but loves to jump on and help try to rip on other people when they do though.
that is weak of him... but this one was my idea lol</P>


Morehead does NOT gamble.* Period.* I have my reasons and they have nothing to do with this thread.</P>


I had nothing to do with being awarded the opportunity to control Matt's sig.* I was informed by my Laker fan friend that I had it.* I actually knew nothing about it until then.</P>

na i offered it up..

i just think its cheesy u won't bet even something as trivial as sigs...

makes it more interesting... and its a pride thing not a money thing...


i guess hes just not confidence in his sox

byron
06-12-2009, 11:49 AM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 11:49 AM
Fine its 4.5 Inches then...

And that is just when it is hard.....


ROFL I knew that was coming, very good catch Landon.
</P>


Daven, THIS is the best avatar on these MB's.</P>

lol had a feeling u'd like it

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 11:50 AM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt...* didn't notice the b on the hats till you made*mention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>

lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 11:50 AM
Fine its 4.5 Inches then...

And that is just when it is hard.....


ROFL I knew that was coming, very good catch Landon.
</p>


Daven, THIS is the best avatar on these MB's.</p>

when you say "This" are you speaking of your own avatar..isn't that the girl from Kill Bill...I don't see anything special about it.

TBH I think My Current avatar is the best...I'm actually considering finding a better picture and just using it from now on even after the bet is over.

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 11:52 AM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 11:53 AM
Fine its 4.5 Inches then...

And that is just when it is hard.....


ROFL I knew that was coming, very good catch Landon.
</P>


Daven, THIS is the best avatar on these MB's.</P>




when you say "This" are you speaking of your own avatar..isn't that the girl from Kill Bill...I don't see anything special about it.

TBH I think My Current avatar is the best...I'm actually considering finding a better picture and just using it from now on even after the bet is over.
</P>


great!! since you love it so much ill find you an even better one.</P>

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 11:53 AM
http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/pp248/Andy911_photo/Scrappy-Doo-scooby-doo-54729_300_30.gif

lol.

byron
06-12-2009, 11:53 AM
morninng everyone</P>


hello hello... your late today!</P> I can't keep up with you young folks... I need my sleep... lol

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 11:54 AM
Fine its 4.5 Inches then...

And that is just when it is hard.....


ROFL I knew that was coming, very good catch Landon.
</P>


Daven, THIS is the best avatar on these MB's.</P>




when you say "This" are you speaking of your own avatar..isn't that the girl from Kill Bill...I don't see anything special about it.

TBH I think My Current avatar is the best...I'm actually considering finding a better picture and just using it from now on even after the bet is over.
</P>


I congratulate you on recognizing Gogo Yubari, Body Guard of O-Ren Ishi-I. But no, I'm referring to Scrappy-Doo.</P>

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 11:54 AM
great!! since you love it so much ill find you an even better one.</p>

I'm already looking I'll send you some PM's if I find better ones.

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 11:54 AM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 11:55 AM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt...* didn't notice the b on the hats till you made*mention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>

lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 11:55 AM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 11:55 AM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT ! Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !</P>


Are they still in the AL East?</P>

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 11:55 AM
Scrappy's the man....he's always saving Scobbies ***!

I Love how Morehead is incredibly afraid to make a bet but loves to jump on and help try to rip on other people when they do though.
</P>


yeaa right. i always wanted to skin him alive, that annoying little ****. ruined the show</P>


Dezz- your especially grumpy today..Have you run out of rat salad?? lol.</P>


Can i get you something? maybe a hug? Sniickers? Sugar Daddy?</P>

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 11:56 AM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</P>


I can live with that.</P>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</P>

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 11:56 AM
Phillies jerseys buried under Citi Field? (http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2009/06/anonymous_emailer_claims_he_bu.html)

A
fella is claiming to have buried three Phillies jerseys below the Metsí
new ballpark, Citi Field, in order to jinx the team. From the looks of
the past two nights when the Phils beat the Mets there with
extra-inning home runs, itís working. The guy was supposedly a foreman
on the construction job and buried them under the Fanwalk bricks, by
the ticket-office window in the Jackie Robinson Rotunda, and right near a shop in right field. Let the X-raying and digging begin. (Newark Star-Ledger)

This is awesome.....

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 11:57 AM
Scrappy's the man....he's always saving Scobbies ***!

I Love how Morehead is incredibly afraid to make a bet but loves to jump on and help try to rip on other people when they do though.
</P>


yeaa right. i always wanted to skin him alive, that annoying little ****. ruined the show</P>


Dezz- your especially grumpy today..Have you run out of rat salad?? lol.</P>


Can i get you something? maybe a hug? Sniickers? Sugar Daddy?</P>


</P>


How about a win?</P>

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 11:57 AM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 11:57 AM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00723/scrappy_180x250_723701a.jpg

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 11:59 AM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt...* didn't notice the b on the hats till you made*mention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</P>


I can live with that.</P>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</P>

so scrappy doo is an endearing name?

byron
06-12-2009, 11:59 AM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P> lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation...lol

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 11:59 AM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

the muts

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 11:59 AM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00723/scrappy_180x250_723701a.jpg</P>


I would implore Amanda not to change this avatar. Its fine with me if you like it.</P>


<FONT size=6>IT'S YOU.</FONT></P>

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 12:00 PM
morninng everyone mornin</p>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</p>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</p>


<u>I</u> can see it, and it <u>IS</u> all about me.</p>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</p>


I can live with that.</p>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</p>

so scrappy doo is an endearing name?

I'm sure he did not mean it as such, but I'm starting to like it, It clearly fits me pretty well.

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 12:00 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00723/scrappy_180x250_723701a.jpg</p>


I would implore Amanda not to change this avatar. Its fine with me if you like it.</p>


<font size="6">IT'S YOU.</font></p>

I know it is.

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:01 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT ! Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !</P>


Are they still in the AL East?</P>


hanging in there...we're the team that's gonna whoop Bostons *** the next time we see them...( if Halladay's pitching ) lol

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 12:01 PM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</P>


I can live with that.</P>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</P>


so scrappy doo is an endearing name?</P>


Picking on someone is not the same as humiliating him.</P>


I pick on myself more than anyone.</P>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:01 PM
morninng everyone mornin</p>


nice sig matt...* didn't notice the b on the hats till you made*mention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</p>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</p>


<u>I</u> can see it, and it <u>IS</u> all about me.</p>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</p>


I can live with that.</p>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</p>

so scrappy doo is an endearing name?

I'm sure he did not mean it as such, but I'm starting to like it, It clearly fits me pretty well.


height wise specifically

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 12:03 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT ! Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !</P>


Are they still in the AL East?</P> hanging in there...we're the team that's gonna whoop Bostons *** the next time we see them...( if Halladay's pitching ) lol He couldnt even beat the Braves....

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 12:04 PM
morninng everyone mornin</p>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</p>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</p>


<u>I</u> can see it, and it <u>IS</u> all about me.</p>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</p>


I can live with that.</p>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</p>

so scrappy doo is an endearing name?

I'm sure he did not mean it as such, but I'm starting to like it, It clearly fits me pretty well.


height wise specifically

lol, well, I think overall it fits pretty well, Height wise is just part of it, I recognize the only reason I'm a bit sensitive about my height is because the vast majority of my friends are 6'0+ many are 6'4"+ so I look extra short in comparison...also I've had two relationships with girls that were 5'10" and 5'11" respectively, I'm really not that short...for example, the room I'm sitting in right now, I'm the tallest guy here out of 5 guys.

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 12:04 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT ! Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !</P>


Are they still in the AL East?</P>


hanging in there...we're the team that's gonna whoop Bostons *** the next time we see them...( if Halladay's pitching ) lol He couldnt even beat the Braves....</P>


Yeah, but he beats everybody else.</P>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:04 PM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt...* didn't notice the b on the hats till you made*mention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</P>


I can live with that.</P>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</P>


so scrappy doo is an endearing name?</P>


Picking on someone is not the same as humiliating him.</P>


I pick on myself more than anyone.</P>

ball breaking is what meant more than humiliating

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 12:05 PM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</P>


I can live with that.</P>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</P>


so scrappy doo is an endearing name?

I'm sure he did not mean it as such, but I'm starting to like it, It clearly fits me pretty well.
height wise specifically

lol, well, I think overall it fits pretty well, Height wise is just part of it, I recognize the only reason I'm a bit sensitive about my height is because the vast majority of my friends are 6'0+ many are 6'4"+ so I look extra short in comparison...also I've had two relationships with girls that were 5'10" and 5'11" respectively, I'm really not that short...for example, the room I'm sitting in right now, I'm the tallest guy here out of 5 guys.

</P>


Do you teach Kindergarten?</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:05 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:06 PM
morninng everyone mornin</p>


nice sig matt...* didn't notice the b on the hats till you made*mention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</p>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</p>


<u>I</u> can see it, and it <u>IS</u> all about me.</p>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</p>


I can live with that.</p>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</p>

so scrappy doo is an endearing name?

I'm sure he did not mean it as such, but I'm starting to like it, It clearly fits me pretty well.


height wise specifically

lol, well, I think overall it fits pretty well, Height wise is just part of it, I recognize the only reason I'm a bit sensitive about my height is because the vast majority of my friends are 6'0+ many are 6'4"+ so I look extra short in comparison...also I've had two relationships with girls that were 5'10" and 5'11" respectively, I'm really not that short...for example, the room I'm sitting in right now, I'm the tallest guy here out of 5 guys.



where do you work? North pole?

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:06 PM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt...* didn't notice the b on the hats till you made*mention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</P>


I can live with that.</P>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</P>


so scrappy doo is an endearing name?

I'm sure he did not mean it as such, but I'm starting to like it, It clearly fits me pretty well.
height wise specifically

lol, well, I think overall it fits pretty well, Height wise is just part of it, I recognize the only reason I'm a bit sensitive about my height is because the vast majority of my friends are 6'0+ many are 6'4"+ so I look extra short in comparison...also I've had two relationships with girls that were 5'10" and 5'11" respectively, I'm really not that short...for example, the room I'm sitting in right now, I'm the tallest guy here out of 5 guys.

</P>


Do you teach Kindergarten?</P>

lol

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 12:06 PM
Do you teach Kindergarten?</p>

I don't consider children under the age of ten "Guys" ... so no.

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 12:07 PM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</P>


I can live with that.</P>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</P>


so scrappy doo is an endearing name?</P>


Picking on someone is not the same as humiliating him.</P>


I pick on myself more than anyone.</P>


ball breaking is what meant more than humiliating</P>


That I have no problem with that.</P>


As I told my kids growing up, "If you don't take yourself or anyone else too seriously, you will have a happy life"</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:07 PM
morninng everyone mornin</p>


nice sig matt... didn't notice the b on the hats till you mademention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</p>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</p>


<u>I</u> can see it, and it <u>IS</u> all about me.</p>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</p>


I can live with that.</p>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</p>


so scrappy doo is an endearing name?

I'm sure he did not mean it as such, but I'm starting to like it, It clearly fits me pretty well.
height wise specifically

lol, well, I think overall it fits pretty well, Height wise is just part of it, I recognize the only reason I'm a bit sensitive about my height is because the vast majority of my friends are 6'0+ many are 6'4"+ so I look extra short in comparison...also I've had two relationships with girls that were 5'10" and 5'11" respectively, I'm really not that short...for example, the room I'm sitting in right now, I'm the tallest guy here out of 5 guys.

</p>


Do you teach Kindergarten?</p>

LMAO

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 12:08 PM
[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]


[:@]

Where do you get off on that ****, your team just got beat for the 8th time out of 8 attempts against your rival, you got no leg to stand on, the Yankee's are the most embarrassing sports team in NY at the moment.

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 12:08 PM
[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]


[:@]

Where do you get off on that ****, your team just got beat for the 8th time out of 8 attempts against your rival, you got no leg to stand on, the Yankee's are the most embarrassing sports team in NY at the moment.

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:09 PM
morninng everyone mornin</P>


nice sig matt...* didn't notice the b on the hats till you made*mention of it....most people wouldn't catch it</P>


lol i tried to tell moorehead that... he thinks im trying to trick him</P>


<U>I</U> can see it, and it <U>IS</U> all about me.</P>


lol thats fine with me... u thinkin u got one over one me is alot better than public humiliation</P>


I can live with that.</P>


And I would never try to humiliate anyone, BTW.</P>


so scrappy doo is an endearing name?</P>


Picking on someone is not the same as humiliating him.</P>


I pick on myself more than anyone.</P>


ball breaking is what meant more than humiliating</P>


That I have no problem with that.</P>


As I told my kids growing up, "If you don't take yourself or anyone else too seriously, you will have a happy life"</P>


good advice pappy and the bud concurs

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 12:09 PM
Lunch Time, I suppose I should drink some Milk? [:P]

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 12:09 PM
[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]


[:@]

Where do you get off on that ****, your team just got beat for the 8th time out of 8 attempts against your rival, you got no leg to stand on, the Yankee's are the most embarrassing sports team in NY at the moment.
</P>


Hey, Don't pick on the Yanks, we still need them to beat the Rays and Jays for us.</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:10 PM
[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]


[:@]

Where do you get off on that ****, your team just got beat for the 8th time out of 8 attempts against your rival, you got no leg to stand on, the Yankee's are the most embarrassing sports team in NY at the moment.


May I direct you to Madison Square Garden, home of the New York Knickerbockers?

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:11 PM
[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]


[:@]

Where do you get off on that ****, your team just got beat for the 8th time out of 8 attempts against your rival, you got no leg to stand on, the Yankee's are the most embarrassing sports team in NY at the moment.


and we're still gonna **** on u this weekend...

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:11 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT ! Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !</P>


Are they still in the AL East?</P> hanging in there...we're the team that's gonna whoop Bostons *** the next time we see them...( if Halladay's pitching ) lol He couldnt even beat the Braves....


He's 10-1 and the bullpen blew that W for him...more specifically BJ Ryan did...

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:12 PM
[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]


[:@]

Where do you get off on that ****, your team just got beat for the 8th time out of 8 attempts against your rival, you got no leg to stand on, the Yankee's are the most embarrassing sports team in NY at the moment.


and we're still gonna **** on u this weekend...

Hernandez vs. JOBA

Undecided (Cy Young candidate right now) vs. Andy

Johan vs. Burnett

Undecided huh? He's a really tough guy to get a hit off of....

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:14 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:15 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

No... I am currently unable to bet at this moment.... lol

But maybe Mandie and you can negotiate something....

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:15 PM
[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]


[:@]

Where do you get off on that ****, your team just got beat for the 8th time out of 8 attempts against your rival, you got no leg to stand on, the Yankee's are the most embarrassing sports team in NY at the moment.



What he said...:)

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 12:17 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT ! Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !</P>


Are they still in the AL East?</P>


hanging in there...we're the team that's gonna whoop Bostons *** the next time we see them...( if Halladay's pitching ) lol He couldnt even beat the Braves.... He's 10-1 and the bullpen blew that W for him...more specifically BJ Ryan did... Yeah i know..</P>


I just had to bust somebodies chops about that one loss thing...[;)]</P>

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 12:17 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/KobeShoes.jpg?t=1244823362

<font size="6" color="#800080">GOTTA BE THE SHOES</font>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:18 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT ! Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !</P>


Are they still in the AL East?</P> hanging in there...we're the team that's gonna whoop Bostons *** the next time we see them...( if Halladay's pitching ) lol He couldnt even beat the Braves....


He's 10-1 and the bullpen blew that W for him...more specifically BJ Ryan did...

with a name like BJ u figured hes good at blowing

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 12:18 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/KobeShoes.jpg?t=1244823362

<FONT color=#800080 size=6>GOTTA BE THE SHOES</FONT>
</P>


they are hideous.</P>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 12:19 PM
Scrappy's the man....he's always saving Scobbies ***!

I Love how Morehead is incredibly afraid to make a bet but loves to jump on and help try to rip on other people when they do though.
</P>


yeaa right. i always wanted to skin him alive, that annoying little ****. ruined the show</P>


Dezz- your especially grumpy today..Have you run out of rat salad?? lol.</P>


Can i get you something? maybe a hug? Sniickers? Sugar Daddy?</P>


</P>


a snickers would be delightful. </P>


rat salad??lol is that cronic?</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:19 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/KobeShoes.jpg?t=1244823362

<font color="#800080" size="6">GOTTA BE THE SHOES</font>
</p>


they are hideous.</p>

If they were on LeBron's feet, you'd be in love with them...

Although... I'm not a fan of the "61 points at MSG" thing...

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:20 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 12:20 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/KobeShoes.jpg?t=1244823362

<FONT color=#800080 size=6>GOTTA BE THE SHOES</FONT>
</P>


they are hideous.</P>


</P>


lol hes got the robot vag on the toungue hahaha</P>

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:24 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT ! Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !</P>


Are they still in the AL East?</P>


hanging in there...we're the team that's gonna whoop Bostons *** the next time we see them...( if Halladay's pitching ) lol He couldnt even beat the Braves.... He's 10-1 and the bullpen blew that W for him...more specifically BJ Ryan did... Yeah i know..</P>


I just had to bust somebodies chops about that one loss thing...[;)]</P>


lol

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 12:25 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/KobeShoes.jpg?t=1244823362

<font size="6" color="#800080">GOTTA BE THE SHOES</font>
</p>


they are hideous.</p>


</p>


lol hes got the robot vag on the toungue hahaha</p>
LMAO.

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/kblo2go36pq.jpg?t=1244823790

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 12:26 PM
Scrappy's the man....he's always saving Scobbies ***!

I Love how Morehead is incredibly afraid to make a bet but loves to jump on and help try to rip on other people when they do though.
</P>


yeaa right. i always wanted to skin him alive, that annoying little ****. ruined the show</P>


Dezz- your especially grumpy today..Have you run out of rat salad?? lol.</P>


Can i get you something? maybe a hug? Sniickers? Sugar Daddy?</P>


</P>


a snickers would be delightful. </P>


rat salad??lol is that cronic?</P>


I was hoping for a hug, but snickers is good choice..as long as Patrick Chewing doesnt dunk your ***..</P>


Yes cronic ( rat ) salad....</P>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:26 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/KobeShoes.jpg?t=1244823362

<font size="6" color="#800080">GOTTA BE THE SHOES</font>
</p>


they are hideous.</p>


</p>


lol hes got the robot vag on the toungue hahaha</p>
LMAO.

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/kblo2go36pq.jpg?t=1244823790


don't get excited LT, it doesn't look like that

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:27 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/KobeShoes.jpg?t=1244823362

<font color="#800080" size="6">GOTTA BE THE SHOES</font>
</p>


they are hideous.</p>


</p>


lol hes got the robot vag on the toungue hahaha</p>
LMAO.

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/kblo2go36pq.jpg?t=1244823790


don't get excited LT, it doesn't look like that

Matt.... I know

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:27 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:29 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

You guys don't even know who is pitching on Sat.... that's a little concerning

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:29 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

okay so a week for the avatar if the series is won, for the month if its a sweep

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 12:30 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/KobeShoes.jpg?t=1244823362

<FONT color=#800080 size=6>GOTTA BE THE SHOES</FONT>
</P>


they are hideous.</P>


</P>


lol hes got the robot vag on the toungue hahaha</P>



LMAO.

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/kblo2go36pq.jpg?t=1244823790
don't get excited LT, it doesn't look like that</P>


lmao</P>

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:31 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

okay so a week for the avatar if the series is won, for the month if its a sweep


Yes.

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:32 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

okay so a week for the avatar if the series is won, for the month if its a sweep


Yes.

bet on biznitch

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 12:36 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:37 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&amp;cl=13940187&amp;ch=4226713&amp;src=news

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 12:41 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&amp;cl=13940187&amp;ch=4226713&amp;src=news
</P>


i read this... its sooo **** up. </P>

byron
06-12-2009, 12:41 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&amp;cl=13940187&amp;ch=4226713&amp;src=news
thats bad.. I woulda gone after the the old shot gun

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 12:41 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&amp;cl=13940187&amp;ch=4226713&amp;src=news
Ahahahahaaaa- that is too funny...</P>


I had a drunk dentist yank the wrong tooth once..feelin much better about it now...lol.</P>

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:43 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

okay so a week for the avatar if the series is won, for the month if its a sweep


Yes.

bet on biznitch


OK...we got witnesses ??

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 12:43 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

okay so a week for the avatar if the series is won, for the month if its a sweep


Yes.

bet on biznitch


OK...we got witnesses ??

Here here!!

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:45 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=13940187&ch=4226713&src=news
Ahahahahaaaa- that is too funny...</P>


I had a drunk dentist yank the wrong tooth once..feelin much better about it now...lol.</P>

u sue?

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 12:48 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&amp;cl=13940187&amp;ch=4226713&amp;src=news
Ahahahahaaaa- that is too funny...</P>


I had a drunk dentist yank the wrong tooth once..feelin much better about it now...lol.</P>


u sue? Na i didnt even know what that word meant back then..</P>


Lets just say the family got lots of free work out of the fool.</P>

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:49 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

okay so a week for the avatar if the series is won, for the month if its a sweep


Yes.

bet on biznitch


OK...we got witnesses ??

Here here!!



" Alright...giggity..."

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:49 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=13940187&ch=4226713&src=news
Ahahahahaaaa- that is too funny...</P>


I had a drunk dentist yank the wrong tooth once..feelin much better about it now...lol.</P>


u sue? Na i didnt even know what that word meant back then..</P>


Lets just say the family got lots of free work out of the fool.</P>

haha word up, how did u know he was drunk

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:50 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm


we boring u dezzzzR ?

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:50 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

okay so a week for the avatar if the series is won, for the month if its a sweep


Yes.

bet on biznitch


OK...we got witnesses ??

Here here!!



" Alright...giggity..."

u'll look good with an arod avy

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:50 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm


we boring u dezzzzR ?

hes trying to cheat to get the thread to 1000 pages this week lol

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 12:56 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&amp;cl=13940187&amp;ch=4226713&amp;src=news
Ahahahahaaaa- that is too funny...</P>


I had a drunk dentist yank the wrong tooth once..feelin much better about it now...lol.</P>


u sue? Na i didnt even know what that word meant back then..</P>


Lets just say the family got lots of free work out of the fool.</P> haha word up, how did u know he was drunk The dudes face was like a foot away from mine and he stunk like a brewery...

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:58 PM
Yankees swept by the Sox....that hurts MMB and LT !


Jays are right in your rearview mirrors !

who?


We got the Marlins at home this weekend...Who do the Yankees face ?

[8] Meet the Mutts... Meet the Mutts.... come right over and meet the Mutts [8]



I'll put avatar bet on Da' METS !!!

since LT cant take it cuz amanda owns his *** until oct i'll take that action


your on...MMB

If the Yankees win hte series u can have control of my avatar til' the end of June and vice versa...If Yankees sweep Da' Mets u get my sig too !

And vice versa.

okay so a week for the avatar if the series is won, for the month if its a sweep


Yes.

bet on biznitch


OK...we got witnesses ??

Here here!!



" Alright...giggity..."

u'll look good with an arod avy


aint gonna happen !

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 12:58 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=13940187&ch=4226713&src=news
Ahahahahaaaa- that is too funny...</P>


I had a drunk dentist yank the wrong tooth once..feelin much better about it now...lol.</P>


u sue? Na i didnt even know what that word meant back then..</P>


Lets just say the family got lots of free work out of the fool.</P> haha word up, how did u know he was drunk The dudes face was like a foot away from mine and he stunk like a brewery...

so then why the **** did u let him go to work lol

shocknaweny
06-12-2009, 12:59 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm


we boring u dezzzzR ?

hes trying to cheat to get the thread to 1000 pages this week lol


Oh...I think it'll get there by tomorrow afternoon sometime.

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 01:01 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm


we boring u dezzzzR ?

hes trying to cheat to get the thread to 1000 pages this week lol


Oh...I think it'll get there by tomorrow afternoon sometime.

ehhh depends on how today goes... it is moving nicely

but the weekends are usually really slow

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:02 PM
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764) I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him and began to kiss him passionately. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764) "What do you think now?" I said seductively. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764) His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764)" FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764)</P>


</P>


this is from a site called fmylife.com. they have very funny stories if your bored.</P>

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 01:02 PM
Damn, this sucks

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&amp;cl=13940187&amp;ch=4226713&amp;src=news
Ahahahahaaaa- that is too funny...</P>


I had a drunk dentist yank the wrong tooth once..feelin much better about it now...lol.</P>


u sue? Na i didnt even know what that word meant back then..</P>


Lets just say the family got lots of free work out of the fool.</P> haha word up, how did u know he was drunk The dudes face was like a foot away from mine and he stunk like a brewery... so then why the **** did u let him go to work lol 2 reasons- He was the only dentist in town and every other visit to the drunk ***** went well..

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 01:04 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm we boring u dezzzzR ? hes trying to cheat to get the thread to 1000 pages this week lol Oh...I think it'll get there by tomorrow afternoon sometime.</P>


tomorrow is saturday and ill be VERY pissed if i am not here for the 1000!!</P>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:06 PM
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2804463) She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2804463) I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2804463) Everyone saw and people clapped. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2804463) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2804463)</P>


lol dumb *****</P>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 01:06 PM
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764) I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him and began to kiss him passionately. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764) "What do you think now?" I said seductively. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764) His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764)" FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/2813764)</P>


*</P>


this is from a site called fmylife.com. they have very funny stories if your bored.</P>

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML



hahaha, that other one that jpizz posted is great, with the text messages

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:07 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm we boring u dezzzzR ? hes trying to cheat to get the thread to 1000 pages this week lol Oh...I think it'll get there by tomorrow afternoon sometime.</P>


tomorrow is saturday and ill be VERY pissed if i am not here for the 1000!!</P>well that means youll have to wake up early. hope your not partying tonight miss

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 01:09 PM
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 01:11 PM
Today, I was eating lunch with my wife. We were having a nice time when a man came up to me. He said, "Hey! Bill how are you?" I wasn't really sure, so being polite I said, "I'm sorry, I can't remember your name." He frowned and walked away. It was my company's Chairman of the Board. FML

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:11 PM
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML</P>


hahahaha lmao. </P>


Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. (http://www.fmylife.com/work/2796637) I called the prosecution the prostitution. (http://www.fmylife.com/work/2796637) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/work/2796637)</P>

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 01:14 PM
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML Haha- Mary Mary quite contrary, shave that bush its so damn hairy...

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 01:15 PM
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you ****ing ****!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:16 PM
Today, I was vacuuming my car and started to joke around with my six year old brother by sucking up his shirt and hair with the vacuum. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634) I accidently sucked up his penis. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634) My mom has caught him three times with the vacuum now. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634) I turned my brother into a pervert. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634)</P>


hahahahahahahahahahaha </P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:16 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm we boring u dezzzzR ? hes trying to cheat to get the thread to 1000 pages this week lol Oh...I think it'll get there by tomorrow afternoon sometime.</p>


tomorrow is saturday and ill be VERY pissed if i am not here for the 1000!!</p>

It's not gonna get there this weekend....

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 01:18 PM
Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:18 PM
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932)<a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932" class="fmllink">
She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained
to her "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here".</a> She replied: "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932)" I laughed. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932) She didn't. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932)</p>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 01:18 PM
Today, I was vacuuming my car and started to joke around with my six year old brother by sucking up his shirt and hair with the vacuum. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634) I accidently sucked up his penis. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634) My mom has caught him three times with the vacuum now. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634) I turned my brother into a pervert. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2790634)</P>


hahahahahahahahahahaha </P>

lmao

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:19 PM
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/153070) I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/153070) My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/153070) She thought it was my phone. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/153070) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/153070)</p>

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 01:19 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm we boring u dezzzzR ? hes trying to cheat to get the thread to 1000 pages this week lol Oh...I think it'll get there by tomorrow afternoon sometime.</P>


tomorrow is saturday and ill be VERY pissed if i am not here for the 1000!!</P>




It's not gonna get there this weekend....
</P>


I'm leaving for D.C. in a few hours so I won't be here all weekend. How are you guys going to make it to 1000 without me?</P>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:22 PM
yea i dont think well make 1000 today.</P>


MONDAYY</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:24 PM
Today, I came home early from work to surprise my son with a new mountain bike for his birthday. (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535) To keep it a surprise I carried it quietly up to his bedroom. (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535) As I opened the door I heard my son say "Oh man, you're gonna make me cum" to the nice girl he was on top of. (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535) He just turned 14. (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535)</p>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:25 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. hmmmhm we boring u dezzzzR ? hes trying to cheat to get the thread to 1000 pages this week lol Oh...I think it'll get there by tomorrow afternoon sometime.</p>


tomorrow is saturday and ill be VERY pissed if i am not here for the 1000!!</p>




It's not gonna get there this weekend....
</p>


I'm leaving for D.C. in a few hours so I won't be here all weekend. How are you guys going to make it to 1000 without me?</p>

Monday we'll get there

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 01:25 PM
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 01:26 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t219/zoomkobe/hater_tots.jpg?t=1244827483

<font size="6">Eat up boys!!!</font>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:26 PM
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

LMAO

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:26 PM
Today, I came home early from work to surprise my son with a new mountain bike for his birthday. (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535) To keep it a surprise I carried it quietly up to his bedroom. (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535) As I opened the door I heard my son say "Oh man, you're gonna make me cum" to the nice girl he was on top of. (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535) He just turned 14. (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/kids/246535)</P>


</P>


id be proud.</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:28 PM
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Morehead State
06-12-2009, 01:28 PM
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

LMAO
</P>


Does he share the girl or the flat?</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:29 PM
Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053) He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053) I hit my head. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053) Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053)</p>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:30 PM
Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053) He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053) I hit my head. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053) Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/303053)</P>


</P>


hahahahaha</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:31 PM
<a href="http://www.fmylife.com/sex/88381" class="fmllink">Today,
this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that
when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me.</a> I'm confined to a wheelchair. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/88381) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/88381)</p>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:31 PM
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/163888) I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/163888) I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/163888) She can't drive, our mom drove her there. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/163888) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/163888)</p>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:35 PM
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/2740699) With my toothbrush. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/2740699) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/2740699)</P>


lmaoooo hahaha good God</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:36 PM
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

Wow.....

byron
06-12-2009, 01:37 PM
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932) She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here". (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932) She replied: "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932)" I laughed. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932) She didn't. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/993932)</P>lol.. that reminded of something my gramp said to my old manone time...they were havinga heated argument , and gramp had ,had enough and he says.. yea wellyou shovel your snow and I'll shovel mine... ya probably had be to appreciate it... I got up and left the room. lol.. may they both RIP... if they are together they're probably arguing...lol

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:37 PM
Oh my God, this is so messed up



Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/146339) I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/146339)<a href="http://www.fmylife.com/love/146339" class="fmllink">
I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in
from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home.</a> FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/146339)</p>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:39 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938) I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938)<a href="http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938" class="fmllink">
Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and
yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time.</a> FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938)</p>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 01:41 PM
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/705373) I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/705373) She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/705373) My wife divorced me over facebook. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/705373) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/705373)</p>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 01:48 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938) I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938)<a href="http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938" class="fmllink">
Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and
yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time.</a> FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938)</p>


thats how murder happens

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:49 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938) I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938) Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938)</P>



thats how murder happens</P>


lol wtfffff?! hahahaha</P>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:49 PM
lol good site, right guys.

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 01:51 PM
Today, I was playing paintball when I noticed a 9 year old fat kid sitting and crying on the ground. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2734001) Thinking he'd fallen and was hurt, I walked over to him. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2734001) He looks up and shoots me in the face, arm, stomach, and balls area from 4 feet away then runs off. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2734001) He was not hurt at all, and now everything tastes like paint. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2734001) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2734001)</P>


lol little ****.</P>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 02:10 PM
whered everyone go???

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:11 PM
lol good site, right guys.

Funny *** site bro. Good find

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 02:15 PM
Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she will be blowing tonight". (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) The guy next to me was her dad. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232)</P>


hahaha that sucks</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:15 PM
Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she will be blowing tonight". (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) The guy next to me was her dad. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232)</p>


hahaha that sucks</p>

lololololololololololololololol

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 02:16 PM
blondie on draft day:

(330): You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:19 PM
Today, my boyfriend called, asking, before I could even talk, to bring a condom- NOW. I had to smile at this request. I went to his house. A blond girl opened the door. He followed shortly, surprised to see me. I'm Celine. She's Cecile. Our names are one apart on his cell. She's my sister. FML

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 02:19 PM
blondie on draft day: (330): You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha</P>


WOW work got insaneeeeeeee... lol i am enjoying some of these stories... and yeah that was def me... love it... lol</P>

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 02:21 PM
Today, my boyfriend called, asking, before I could even talk, to bring a condom- NOW. I had to smile at this request. I went to his house. A blond girl opened the door. He followed shortly, surprised to see me. I'm Celine. She's Cecile. Our names are one apart on his cell. She's my sister. FML

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
</P>


OUCHHHH yeah, thats terrible lol</P>

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 02:21 PM
Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she will be blowing tonight". (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) The guy next to me was her dad. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2713232)</p>


hahaha that sucks</p>

[:P] I've been in a similar situation before.

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 02:22 PM
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/2740699) With my toothbrush. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/2740699) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/2740699)</P>


lmaoooo hahaha good God</P>


This reminds me of a true story..</P>


Some close friends of ours went on vacation, and when they returned home, someone had broken into thier house..The place was destroyed and there was beer cans all over the place..</P>


About a week later they discovered some pictures under the couch..No faces were in the pictures..</P>


One of the pictures showed a guy bent over, with something blue sticking out of his ***...after inspecting the picture a little closer, they realized it was the handle of the wifes toothbrush...she had been brushing her teeth with it all week...lmao.</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:22 PM
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860) When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860) "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860) While I was inside her. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860)</p>

LOLOL
</p>

HeatherP
06-12-2009, 02:24 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938) I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938) Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/253938)</P>



</P>


LMFAO [;)]</P>

HeatherP
06-12-2009, 02:25 PM
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860) When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860) "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860) While I was inside her. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1453860)</P>


LOLOL
</P>


</P>


That's some sick **** right there! lol</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:25 PM
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/542382) His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/542382)" I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/542382) I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/542382) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/542382)</p>

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 02:27 PM
lunch break.. have fun you sick ****s ill be back...

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:27 PM
Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/126669)<a href="http://www.fmylife.com/sex/126669" class="fmllink">
When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus
pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom.</a>" FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/126669)</p>

hahahahhaaha
</p>

HeatherP
06-12-2009, 02:29 PM
Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/126669) When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/126669)" FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/126669)</P>


hahahahhaaha
</P>


</P>


LOL that was good[:)]</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:30 PM
lunch break.. have fun you sick ****s ill be back...

See ya!

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 02:33 PM
(570): I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.


amen

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:36 PM
LOL


Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076)<a href="http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076" class="fmllink">
At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples
and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him
he turns and says "not in this lifetime".</a> The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076)</p>

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 02:38 PM
LOL



Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076)</P>



</P>


Finally one you can relate to.</P>

HeatherP
06-12-2009, 02:40 PM
LOL



Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076)</P>



</P>


Finally one you can relate to.</P>


</P>


LOL that was so bad it was good![;)]</P>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 02:42 PM
Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2656270) I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2656270) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2656270)</P>


</P>


hahahahaha lmao</P>

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 02:42 PM
Finally one you can relate to.</p>

Dark Morehead Strikes again!

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:45 PM
LOL



Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076)</p>



</p>


Finally one you can relate to.</p>

This is a touche moment

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 02:46 PM
LOL



Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076)</P>



</P>


Finally one you can relate to.</P>




This is a touche moment
</P>


No offense my young friend.</P>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 02:49 PM
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2637147) I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2637147) When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2637147). (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2637147). (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2637147) where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2637147) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2637147)

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:51 PM
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's *** and giving him a back massage. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/560138)<a href="http://www.fmylife.com/sex/560138" class="fmllink">
He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it
wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave
him a high-five.</a> FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/560138)</p>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:53 PM
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/18143) When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/18143) Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/18143) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/18143)</p>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 02:53 PM
Today, I was with my 14 year old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2630273) We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2630273) The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us and ran straight down a storm sewer. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2630273) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2630273)</P>


that sucks.</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 02:56 PM
Today, I was with my 14 year old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2630273) We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2630273) The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us and ran straight down a storm sewer. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2630273) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2630273)</p>


that sucks.</p>

lol

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 03:15 PM
Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1815627) I have two cats. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1815627) He took the wrong one. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1815627) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1815627)</p>


</p>


</p>

O...M....G</p>


</p>

there is not much that is terrible enough for me to feel bad for someone...that is struck a nerve though.
</p>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 03:16 PM
I got Slam magazine today... they did a story where they listed the 50 greatest players of all time. Here are some ones we should all be interested in...

Jordan was #1 (obviously)

Russel #3

Shaq #4

Magic #6

Kareem #7

Larry Legend #9

The Logo #10

Elgin Baylor #11

Black Mamba #12

Havlicek #17

Bob Cousy #24

McHale #26

George Mikan #29

KG #30

Willis Reed #31

Walt Frazier #35

Patrick Ewing #36

LeBron #42

7 Lakers

6 Celtics

3 Knicks

1 Cav

and the Greatest of All Time, who we all like

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 03:17 PM
Oh Yeah, I forgot to ask all you "joba should start" guys. If Joba came out in the 8th yesterday, who do you think would have won the game.</P>


Again, Thanks to Joe Girardi for starting Joba from a Sox fans. Its great not to have to face him in the 8th.</P>


<FONT size=6>0-8</FONT></P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 03:17 PM
Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1815627) I have two cats. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1815627) He took the wrong one. (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1815627) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1815627)</p>


</p>


</p>

O...M....G</p>


</p>

there is not much that is terrible enough for me to feel bad for someone...that is struck a nerve though.
</p>

that SUCKS

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 03:17 PM
lol today i was on giants.com scrolling down the thread of we be meeting up. one of my coworkers needed my help with something so being the good littleworker bee i am i say sure. i come back to "dude are you gay or something?" puzzled i look at the screen and its a picture of mattin a red speedo. lmao

Morehead State
06-12-2009, 03:18 PM
I got Slam magazine today... they did a story where they listed the 50 greatest players of all time. Here are some ones we should all be interested in...

Jordan was #1 (obviously)

Russel #3

Shaq #4

Magic #6

Kareem #7

Larry Legend #9

The Logo #10

Elgin Baylor #11

Black Mamba #12

Havlicek #17

Bob Cousy #24

McHale #26

George Mikan #29

KG #30

Willis Reed #31

Walt Frazier #35

Patrick Ewing #36

LeBron #42

7 Lakers

6 Celtics

3 Knicks

1 Cav

and the Greatest of All Time, who we all like



</P>


Larry and Magic should be 1 and 2, and Walt Frazier should be in the top 10.</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 03:19 PM
lol today i was on giants.com scrolling down the thread of we be meeting up. one of my coworkers needed my help with something so being the good littleworker bee i am i say sure. i come back to "dude are you gay or something?" puzzled i look at the screen and its a picture of mattin a red speedo. lmao

LMAO

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 03:20 PM
Oh Yeah, I forgot to ask all you "joba should start" guys. If Joba came out in the 8th yesterday, who do you think would have won the game.</P>


Again, Thanks to Joe Girardi for starting Joba from a Sox fans. Its great not to have to face him in the 8th.</P>


<FONT size=6>0-8</FONT></P>


</P>


yea i need a day or 2 to recover from the rage, then ill debate this with matt.</P>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 03:25 PM
lol today i was on giants.com scrolling down the thread of we be meeting up. one of my coworkers needed my help with something so being the good littleworker bee i am i say sure. i come back to "dude are you gay or something?" puzzled i look at the screen and its a picture of matt*in a* red speedo. lmao


hahahahhahaha

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 03:25 PM
and the Greatest of All Time, who we all like
Will you post the full top 12 please......

Trying to figure out how many Kobe will leap frog. Top 10 for sure all time MOTHER ****ERS!!!

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 03:26 PM
Oh Yeah, I forgot to ask all you "joba should start" guys.* If Joba came out in the 8th yesterday, who do you think would have won the game.</P>


Again, Thanks to Joe Girardi for starting Joba from a Sox fans.* Its great not to have to face him in the 8th.</P>


<FONT size=6>0-8</FONT></P>

uhm... they kept sabathia in... it wasn't he bullpen he was accountable for all of those runners on base

Sabathia wasn't coming out even if jesus was warming up in the bullpen

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 03:28 PM
and the Greatest of All Time, who we all like
Will you post the full top 12 please......

Trying to figure out how many Kobe will leap frog. Top 10 for sure all time MOTHER ****ERS!!!


The top 12 in order

His Airness

Wilt the Stilt

Bill Russel

Shaq

The Big O

Magic

Kareem

Larry Legend

Tim Duncan

The Logo

Elgin Baylor

Kobe

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 03:30 PM
and the Greatest of All Time, who we all like
Will you post the full top 12 please......

Trying to figure out how many Kobe will leap frog. Top 10 for sure all time MOTHER ****ERS!!!


The top 12 in order

His Airness

Wilt the Stilt

Bill Russel

Shaq

The Big O

Magic

Kareem

Larry Legend

Tim Duncan

The Logo

Elgin Baylor

Kobe

God what a list. I don't know who you bump out to put him in but he is there. lol

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 03:32 PM
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) I asked my friend to distract her. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) She said "Yes". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471)</p>


</p>

This is SO you LT...I can just see this happening to you.
</p>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 03:33 PM
Oh Yeah, I forgot to ask all you "joba should start" guys. If Joba came out in the 8th yesterday, who do you think would have won the game.</P>


Again, Thanks to Joe Girardi for starting Joba from a Sox fans. Its great not to have to face him in the 8th.</P>


<FONT size=6>0-8</FONT></P>


uhm... they kept sabathia in... it wasn't he bullpen he was accountable for all of those runners on base Sabathia wasn't coming out even if jesus was warming up in the bullpen</P>


no out, 2 men on your gonna leave slobathia out theirif jobas in the pen? not happening.
in reality joe did the right thing because you cant trust your bullpen. so technically the bullpen lost the game. lol</P>

dezzzR
06-12-2009, 03:35 PM
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) I asked my friend to distract her. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) She said "Yes". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471)</P>



</P>


This is SO you LT...I can just see this happening to you.
</P>


</P>


HAHAHAHAHAHA. **** man something like this happened between two of my friends. my friend miller was sooooo pissed. lol </P>

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 03:40 PM
ugghhh what a freaking dayyyyyy- im back.

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 03:45 PM
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) I asked my friend to distract her. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) She said "Yes". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471)</p>


</p>

This is SO you LT...I can just see this happening to you.
</p>

No way. There's a girl I want. I'm the one doing the talking... I wouldn't trust any of my friends with that

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 03:49 PM
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) I asked my friend to distract her. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) She said "Yes". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471)</p>


</p>

This is SO you LT...I can just see this happening to you.
</p>

No way. There's a girl I want. I'm the one doing the talking... I wouldn't trust any of my friends with that


ROFL ok LT...ok....[*-)][*-)]

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 03:55 PM
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) I asked my friend to distract her. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) She said "Yes". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471)</p>


</p>

This is SO you LT...I can just see this happening to you.
</p>

No way. There's a girl I want. I'm the one doing the talking... I wouldn't trust any of my friends with that


ROFL ok LT...ok....[*-)][*-)]


I'm smart enough to know not to trust ur friend, even ur best friend, with something like that...

Hell, if there was a cute girl me and my friend were interested in and he asked me to talk to her, I would probably do something like the situation above and ask her out with me instead of my friend

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 03:56 PM
I'm smart enough to know not to trust ur friend, even ur best friend, with something like that...

Hell, if there was a cute girl me and my friend were interested in and he asked me to talk to her, I would probably do something like the situation above and ask her out with me instead of my friend


you are going to make me throw up.

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 03:58 PM
I'm smart enough to know not to trust ur friend, even ur best friend, with something like that...

Hell, if there was a cute girl me and my friend were interested in and he asked me to talk to her, I would probably do something like the situation above and ask her out with me instead of my friend


you are going to make me throw up.


my work is done then

EDIT: I wouldn't really do that... if my friend really wanted to get with a girl, I would talk to her for him and try to help him out... I just wanted to see waht you would say to that

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 04:01 PM
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) I asked my friend to distract her. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) She said "Yes". (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/574471)</p>


</p>

This is SO you LT...I can just see this happening to you.
</p>

No way. There's a girl I want. I'm the one doing the talking... I wouldn't trust any of my friends with that


ROFL ok LT...ok....[*-)][*-)]


I'm smart enough to know not to trust ur friend, even ur best friend, with something like that...

Hell, if there was a cute girl me and my friend were interested in and he asked me to talk to her, I would probably do something like the situation above and ask her out with me instead of my friend


again.. from what u tell me i dont think that u got solid friends, i got a couple of boys i'd trust if my girl was naked in the room spread eagle on the bed

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 04:03 PM
Oh Yeah, I forgot to ask all you "joba should start" guys.* If Joba came out in the 8th yesterday, who do you think would have won the game.</P>


Again, Thanks to Joe Girardi for starting Joba from a Sox fans.* Its great not to have to face him in the 8th.</P>


<FONT size=6>0-8</FONT></P>


uhm... they kept sabathia in... it wasn't he bullpen he was accountable for all of those runners on base Sabathia wasn't coming out even if jesus was warming up in the bullpen</P>


*no out, 2 men on your gonna leave slobathia out their*if jobas in the pen? not happening.
in reality joe did the right thing because you cant trust your bullpen. so technically the bullpen lost the game. lol</P>

ur kiddin right.. Joba usually gives upa 3 hits every inning, its the same kncok u guys have on him for being a starter...

so all of a sudden he won't give up hits? There were still two men on. If those men weren't on that inning is over with no runs. Girardi blew that

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 04:17 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/8dacf0ca-2498-4efa-b013-8267d17b90d8.jpg

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 04:18 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/836d1c88-8e58-46be-b2c0-129e07a9c789.jpg
<font size="6">
</font>

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 04:20 PM
again.. from what u tell me i dont think that u got solid friends, i got a couple of boys i'd trust if my girl was naked in the room spread eagle on the bed

Depends on how long its been [:P] and if I have someone there with me already.

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 04:21 PM
I'm smart enough to know not to trust ur friend, even ur best friend, with something like that...

Hell, if there was a cute girl me and my friend were interested in and he asked me to talk to her, I would probably do something like the situation above and ask her out with me instead of my friend


you are going to make me throw up.


my work is done then

EDIT: I wouldn't really do that... if my friend really wanted to get with a girl, I would talk to her for him and try to help him out... I just wanted to see waht you would say to that


I feel like I'm gonna throw up when you say this **** because its so clearly not how you would act.

I hate when people are fake and I hate when people Lie, you are doing both.

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 04:34 PM
I hate when people are fake and I hate when people Lie, you are doing both.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/2/0/3203f799cd16ecba22ae5888266e4815.jpg

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 04:37 PM
looks like 1000 wont happen til next week.....

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 04:38 PM
I hate when people are fake and I hate when people Lie, you are doing both.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/2/0/3203f799cd16ecba22ae5888266e4815.jpg


lol

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 04:41 PM
looks like 1000 wont happen til next week.....
http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd336/fr_slingsandarrows/captain_obvious_rock_gift.jpg

LMAO, j/k

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 04:42 PM
When this thread reaches 1000 pages, the Lake Show will be the champions

And they will be the champions until they are mathematically eliminated from contention.

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 04:43 PM
looks like 1000 wont happen til next week.....
http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd336/fr_slingsandarrows/captain_obvious_rock_gift.jpg

LMAO, j/k
</P>


**** you landon.</P>

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 04:45 PM
I want to **** you landon.</p>
I know Amanda. I know, I am sorry sweetheart. I am married. If something happens I will call you ok?

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 04:46 PM
I got Slam magazine today... they did a story where they listed the 50 greatest players of all time. Here are some ones we should all be interested in...

Jordan was #1 (obviously)

Russel #3

Shaq #4

Magic #6

Kareem #7

Larry Legend #9

The Logo #10

Elgin Baylor #11

Black Mamba #12

Havlicek #17

Bob Cousy #24

McHale #26

George Mikan #29

KG #30

Willis Reed #31

Walt Frazier #35

Patrick Ewing #36

LeBron #42

7 Lakers

6 Celtics

3 Knicks

1 Cav

and the Greatest of All Time, who we all like



</P>


Larry and Magic should be 1 and 2, and Walt Frazier should be in the top 10.</P> George Mikan # 29?? Should be alot higher than that...what a joke..

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 04:47 PM
I want to **** you landon.</p>
I know Amanda. I know, I am sorry sweetheart. I am married. If something happens I will call you ok?


LMAO.... that joke never gets old

bandwgn86
06-12-2009, 04:48 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/8dacf0ca-2498-4efa-b013-8267d17b90d8.jpg</P>


i sure like that team thats only 1 game out of second.. </P>

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 04:50 PM
I want to **** you landon.</P>



I know Amanda. I know, I am sorry sweetheart. I am married. If something happens I will call you ok?
</P>


cant we hook melissa up with matt and run away together?!?!? [U]</P>

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 04:51 PM
I want to **** you landon.</p>



I know Amanda. I know, I am sorry sweetheart. I am married. If something happens I will call you ok?
</p>


cant we hook melissa up with matt and run away together?!?!? [U]</p>

[:|]

LT= Lawrence Taylor
06-12-2009, 04:54 PM
Alright guys, I'm getting off in a few. Have a great weekend and to those of you who I do not talk to over the weekend, I will catch with ya all on Monday

<font color="#000080"><font size="6">LET'S GO YANKEES!!!</font></font>

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 04:58 PM
Alright guys, I'm getting off in a few. Have a great weekend and to those of you who I do not talk to over the weekend, I will catch with ya all on Monday

<FONT color=#000080><FONT size=6>LET'S GO YANKEES!!!</FONT></FONT>
Have a good weekend LT, and yes heres to the Mets getting spanked..[B][B][B]

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 05:00 PM
I want to **** you landon.</p>



I know Amanda. I know, I am sorry sweetheart. I am married. If something happens I will call you ok?
</p>


cant we hook melissa up with matt and run away together?!?!? [U]</p>
[:$]

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 05:00 PM
I want to **** you landon.</P>



I know Amanda. I know, I am sorry sweetheart. I am married. If something happens I will call you ok?
</P>


cant we hook melissa up with matt and run away together?!?!? [U]</P>




[:|]
</P>


ok fine, we can hook her up with BLT.. i thought matt would have been of more intrest but who knows. little blt would probably bend over backwards for her (no pun intended) soo youd be leaving her in good hands.</P>

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 05:04 PM
ok fine, we can hook her up with BLT.. i thought matt would have been of more intrest but who knows. little blt would probably bend over backwards for her (no pun intended) soo youd be leaving her in good hands.</p>
BLT could not handle Melissa. lol, that is for damn sure. Matt might have his hands full.......

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 05:05 PM
ok fine, we can hook her up with BLT.. i thought matt would have been of more intrest but who knows. little blt would probably bend over backwards for her (no pun intended) soo youd be leaving her in good hands.</p>
BLT could not handle Melissa. lol, that is for damn sure. Matt might have his hands full.......


matt would do the damn thang and lay it down son

never doubt the kid

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 05:05 PM
ok fine, we can hook her up with BLT.. i thought matt would have been of more intrest but who knows. little blt would probably bend over backwards for her (no pun intended) soo youd be leaving her in good hands.</P>



BLT could not handle Melissa. lol, that is for damn sure. Matt might have his hands full.......
</P>


maybe ill just run away with her then [;)]</P>

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 05:07 PM
ok fine, we can hook her up with BLT.. i thought matt would have been of more intrest but who knows. little blt would probably bend over backwards for her (no pun intended) soo youd be leaving her in good hands.</P>



BLT could not handle Melissa. lol, that is for damn sure. Matt might have his hands full.......
</P>


maybe ill just run away with her then [;)]</P> Link please....[:D]

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 05:08 PM
ok fine, we can hook her up with BLT.. i thought matt would have been of more intrest but who knows. little blt would probably bend over backwards for her (no pun intended) soo youd be leaving her in good hands.</P>



BLT could not handle Melissa. lol, that is for damn sure. Matt might have his hands full.......
</P>


maybe ill just run away with her then [;)]</P>

can i watch you guys, uhm, run away together?

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 05:08 PM
maybe ill just run away with her then [;)]</p>
Don't tell her that, she will follow.

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 05:12 PM
Matt- i will give you a break this weekend..you can put whatever you want for your avatar..</P>


However, Monday morning i will have a new one for ya...</P>

MattMeyerBud
06-12-2009, 05:13 PM
Matt- i will give you a break this weekend..you can put whatever you want for your avatar..</P>


However, Monday morning i will have a new one for ya...</P>

haha thanks but no thanks... i don't want anything on my conscious if i ever win one of these bets... it stays up so that when yanks take the mets out daven gets his full week hardcore lol

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 05:15 PM
maybe ill just run away with her then [;)]</P>



Don't tell her that, she will follow.
</P>


she knows already. we already had the convo. she wasnt lying when she told you we were plotting against you.</P>

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 05:18 PM
maybe ill just run away with her then [;)]</p>



Don't tell her that, she will follow.
</p>


she knows already. we already had the convo. she wasnt lying when she told you we were plotting against you.</p>
Well if that is the case it doesn't sound like plotting against me. It sounds like a great plan.

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 05:19 PM
Matt- i will give you a break this weekend..you can put whatever you want for your avatar..</P>


However, Monday morning i will have a new one for ya...</P>


haha thanks but no thanks... i don't want anything on my conscious if i ever win one of these bets... it stays up so that when yanks take the mets out daven gets his full week hardcore lol Well you are certainly a man of your word..And very honorable i might add..</P>


My hats off to ya fella...</P>


This is gonna hurt but..LETS GO YANKEES LETS GO...</P>

bandwgn86
06-12-2009, 05:21 PM
</P>


you have a message sir...</P>

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 05:21 PM
This is gonna hurt but..LETS GO YANKEES LETS GO...</p>

ROFL I'm like the Patriots in 2006-7....everyone loves to hate me...it's cool, It's me against the world...I don't think anyone's rooted for me to win a bet yet [:P]

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 05:25 PM
This is gonna hurt but..LETS GO YANKEES LETS GO...</P>

ROFL I'm like the Patriots in 2006-7....everyone loves to hate me...it's cool, It's me against the world...I don't think anyone's rooted for me to win a bet yet [:P]
I was rooting for your Mets to help reel in that scum team in 1st place...lol.

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 05:32 PM
im leaving people... have a great weekend if i dont talk to you. papster, i hope my PHIGHTENS spank you!!</P>


catch you all on monday!!</P>

JPizzack
06-12-2009, 05:33 PM
I just wanna let you all know that every time I open this thread, I play the Seinfeld theme song in my head.
It welcomes me to:
<FONT face=Georgia color=#0000ff size=6>The Thread About Nothing!!!
</FONT></P>


<FONT face=Georgia color=#0000ff size=6><FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">and it's awesome.......well, in my head it is</FONT> </FONT></P></FONT>

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 05:35 PM
im leaving people... have a great weekend if i dont talk to you. papster, i hope my PHIGHTENS spank you!!</P>


catch you all on monday!!</P> Have a great weekend..[B][B][B][B]

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 05:37 PM
I just wanna let you all know that every time I open this thread, I play the Seinfeld theme song in my head.
It welcomes me to:
<FONT face=Georgia color=#0000ff size=6>The Thread About Nothing!!!
</FONT></P>


<FONT face=Georgia color=#0000ff size=6><FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">and it's awesome.......well, in my head it is</FONT> </FONT></P>


</FONT> The Seinfeld referance is beautiful...</P>


This thread is the most fun you can have with your clothes on...lol.</P>

ibleedblue85
06-12-2009, 05:41 PM
I just wanna let you all know that every time I open this thread, I play the Seinfeld theme song in my head.
It welcomes me to:
<FONT face=Georgia color=#0000ff size=6>The Thread About Nothing!!!
</FONT></P>


<FONT face=Georgia color=#0000ff size=6><FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">and it's awesome.......well, in my head it is</FONT> </FONT></P>


</FONT> The Seinfeld referance is beautiful...</P>


This thread is the most fun you can have with your clothes on...lol.</P>


</P>


i concur. lol</P>

DavenIII
06-12-2009, 05:46 PM
<font color="#0000ff" size="6" face="Georgia">The Thread About Nothing!!!
</font></p>

maybe that should be the title after Oct 11.

JPizzack
06-12-2009, 05:47 PM
<FONT face=Georgia color=#0000ff size=6>The Thread About Nothing!!!
</FONT></P>




maybe that should be the title after Oct 11.
</P>


I've been campaigning this for about 2 weeks secretly,by referring to this as the Seinfeld thread every morning i come to this thread. Bet nobody reaaaally picked up on it tho ;]</P>

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 05:49 PM
Whose Kramer?? Thats what i wanna know...

HeatherP
06-12-2009, 06:07 PM
Whose Kramer?? Thats what i wanna know...</P>


Bandwgn86 is Kramer!</P>

HeatherP
06-12-2009, 06:07 PM
Can I be Elaine? lol[;)]

patsrule666
06-12-2009, 06:11 PM
Whose Kramer?? Thats what i wanna know...</P>


Bandwgn86 is Kramer!</P>


Hahaha- thats great..</P>


I have to go..Have a great weekend everybody..</P>


Heather, hang in there..I will say a special prayer for your Mom...</P>


Peace..</P>

HeatherP
06-12-2009, 06:12 PM
Whose Kramer?? Thats what i wanna know...</P>


Bandwgn86 is Kramer!</P>


Hahaha- thats great..</P>


I have to go..Have a great weekend everybody..</P>


Heather, hang in there..I will say a special prayer for your Mom...</P>


Peace..</P>


</P>


Thanks hon! Have a wonderful weekend[:D]</P>

bandwgn86
06-12-2009, 06:37 PM
Whose Kramer?? Thats what i wanna know...</P>


Bandwgn86 is Kramer!</P>


</P>


no i'm more George..fat and bald..lol</P>


http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww219/bbobberson/george_costanza015.jpg</P>

byron
06-12-2009, 06:54 PM
hey bw is that hockey game tonight

bandwgn86
06-12-2009, 06:55 PM
hey bw is that hockey game tonight</P>


you know it...8pm tonight..game 7.. </P>

byron
06-12-2009, 06:58 PM
<FONT face=Georgia color=#0000ff size=6>The Thread About Nothing!!!
</FONT></P>




maybe that should be the title after Oct 11.
</P>


I've been campaigning this for about 2 weeks secretly,by referring to this as the Seinfeld thread every morning i come to this thread. Bet nobody reaaaally picked up on it tho ;]</P> or maybejust...... The Thread...people would have to have a look

byron
06-12-2009, 07:02 PM
hey bw is that hockey game tonight</P>


you know it...8pm tonight..game 7.. </P> I used to love hockey somehow it got away from me . I can remember going to live Collage games as as kid /Colby Collage over here in maine lot of fun to watch live. I'm going to look in on the game should be a good one

bandwgn86
06-12-2009, 07:12 PM
hey bw is that hockey game tonight</P>


you know it...8pm tonight..game 7.. </P>


I used to love hockey somehow it got away from me . I can remember going to live Collage games as as kid /Colby Collage over here in maine lot of fun to watch live. I'm going to look in on the game should be a good one</P>


actually this years playoffs has been great...it definitely would of got you back into it..did you have a fav NHL team?</P>

byron
06-12-2009, 07:17 PM
hey bw is that hockey game tonight</P>


you know it...8pm tonight..game 7.. </P>


I used to love hockey somehow it got away from me . I can remember going to live Collage games as as kid /Colby Collage over here in maine lot of fun to watch live. I'm going to look in on the game should be a good one</P>


actually this years playoffs has been great...it definitely would of got you back into it..did you have a fav NHL team?</P> I used to follow th BB some.... bobby orr.. days. I can remember watchingG Howellone of the greats of coase its been a long time

bigblue4417
06-12-2009, 07:18 PM
actually this years playoffs has been great...it definitely would of got you back into it..did you have a fav NHL team?</p>
I am going to watch the whole game. I want the Penguins to win pretty bad. Wierd because I have never cared about a hockey game in my life. I want Sid and Malkin to win. The Wings always win to.