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Morehead State
06-20-2014, 09:38 AM
Bunch of damn Will Hills....all of youse
I was thinking the same thing.
Our future is doomed.

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 09:42 AM
I was thinking the same thing.
Our future is doomed.

they said the same thing in the 60s and 70s lol

You know egyptian is/was a stoner, right? lol

Morehead State
06-20-2014, 09:45 AM
they said the same thing in the 60s and 70s lol

You know egyptian is/was a stoner, right? lol
And look how ****ed up the world is.

I mean friggin Barry is the Prez!

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 09:46 AM
And look how ****ed up the world is.

I mean friggin Barry is the Prez!

Youre basically the same age as your favorite president...

Morehead State
06-20-2014, 09:48 AM
Youre basically the same age as your favorite president...
I never smoked so I would be a GREAT President.

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 09:53 AM
I never smoked so I would be a GREAT President.

ehhhh.....youre hiding something!! i know it!!!

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 09:54 AM
ehhhh.....youre hiding something!! i know it!!!He's probably a huge drug lord

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 09:56 AM
He's probably a huge drug lord

lol that'd be something....

he operates under the name "El Diablo"

egyptian420
06-20-2014, 09:57 AM
they said the same thing in the 60s and 70s lol

You know egyptian is/was a stoner, right? lol

Goddammit, I will always be tarnished by that stupid 420 in my name lol

Smoked non stop for a good decade and will have quit for a year this August, I gotta say, life is much better on the other side, for me at least

egyptian420
06-20-2014, 10:00 AM
they said the same thing in the 60s and 70s

Lmao and they were right man, those hippies are now Marxist professors in universities teaching me how great socialism is and how evil and imperialistic the US is...... God I hate these idiots, I can't wait till I graduate

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 10:02 AM
I never smoked so I would be a GREAT President.

Buuuull ****. "I never inhaled!"

Morehead State
06-20-2014, 10:03 AM
He's probably a huge drug lord
Breaking Morehead!

egyptian420
06-20-2014, 10:04 AM
Buuuull ****. "I never inhaled!"

Put that right up with "I did not have sex with that woman" and "I am not a crook"

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 10:04 AM
Lmao and they were right man, those hippies are now Marxist professors in universities teaching me how great socialism is and how evil and imperialistic the US is...... God I hate these idiots, I can't wait till I graduate

Hippies gave birth to the hipsters.

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 10:06 AM
Breaking Morehead!

lol

Morehead State
06-20-2014, 10:11 AM
Put that right up with "I did not have sex with that woman" and "I am not a crook"
The only "vice" I've even been involved in is my career as a male prostitute.

Other than that I'm clean.

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 10:30 AM
The only "vice" I've even been involved in is my career as a male prostitute.

Other than that I'm clean.

I watched Basketball Diaries....I know what that means......

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 10:31 AM
Breaking Morehead!lol

egyptian420
06-20-2014, 10:43 AM
The only "vice" I've even been involved in is my career as a male prostitute.

Other than that I'm clean.

Lmao

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 10:55 AM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlcx69cRR409vPRIVVMOchQPB8eSMPe zTLkrl23H02GZEZx2ce

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 11:27 AM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlcx69cRR409vPRIVVMOchQPB8eSMPe zTLkrl23H02GZEZx2ce
cute chew toy

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 11:31 AM
cute chew toy

I want *_*

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 11:32 AM
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10390041_10152299344431263_8322737757871463256_n.j pg
Nice. Could have used more green but very nice overall.

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 11:38 AM
not enough color

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 11:45 AM
not enough color
Yea, kind of like our 07 ring

BigBlueBoricua
06-20-2014, 11:55 AM
Today is bring your dog to work day ? Really ? Puuuuullllleeeeaaaase..........

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 11:58 AM
Today is bring your dog to work day ? Really ? Puuuuullllleeeeaaaase..........

it's also flip-flop day according to a co-worker....

I wish i could bring my dog in...that'd be awesome.

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 12:29 PM
If Bandys lurking,
http://www.leaderproducts.com.au/images/182.jpg

1 game behind....Sox 6 back.

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 12:31 PM
Word is Williams is the will. Practicing at a high level.

SWEEEEET.

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 12:51 PM
Word is Williams is the will. Practicing at a high level.

SWEEEEET.

I practice at a high level with everything I do. It's just the application of my skill im bad at.

"I'm a bad test taker"? You mean, you're stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here[points to head], but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's. I apologize if there's a Parkinson's painter in the audience. I assume you do your best work in the morning. Probably gets abstract by noon.

Sorry I get easily distracted lol

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 12:57 PM
If Bandys lurking,
http://www.leaderproducts.com.au/images/182.jpg

1 game behind....Sox 6 back.

Bandy.....****ing canucks man....that guy, I tell ya!! cant trust them!! CANT TRUST THEM!!! them with their "ehhs" and "sorrys".....

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 02:18 PM
BOOOOORINNNNGGGG!!!

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 02:53 PM
Im enjoying how all the power houses losing or getting eliminated.

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 02:56 PM
Hey guess what



I got a job


But I can't take it


Because I need to take this class


And the job is 2 hours away from me

Fak

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 03:12 PM
Im enjoying how all the power houses losing or getting eliminated.

CR got Italy too? well damn.

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 03:12 PM
Hey guess what



I got a job


But I can't take it


Because I need to take this class


And the job is 2 hours away from me

Fak

ok, so you dont have a job then......

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 03:18 PM
CR got Italy too? well damn.

yuuuup

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 03:20 PM
Hey guess what



I got a job


But I can't take it


Because I need to take this class


And the job is 2 hours away from me

Fak
As a self appointed psychiatrist, it seems you have Peter Pan syndrome. Youre afraid to grow up and have responsibilities.

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 03:44 PM
As a self appointed psychiatrist, it seems you have Peter Pan syndrome. Youre afraid to grow up and have responsibilities.

nah it's ok....a lot of people just become career students. lol

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 03:46 PM
ok, so you dont have a job then......

i should have said i got "the" job.

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 03:47 PM
As a self appointed psychiatrist, it seems you have Peter Pan syndrome. Youre afraid to grow up and have responsibilities.

You mean psychologist.

Psychiatry and psychology are not the same thing, genius.

dezzzR
06-20-2014, 03:57 PM
saaaaame ****.

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 04:06 PM
saaaaame ****.

no

that's like saying a plumber and a doctor are the same

i know you're joking but shut up

JPizzack
06-20-2014, 04:16 PM
no

that's like saying a plumber and a doctor are the same

i know you're joking but shut up

wait, is that why my doctor is always wearing a flannel and has filthy hands?!?! well, ****.......=\

Rudyy
06-20-2014, 04:26 PM
wait, is that why my doctor is always wearing a flannel and has filthy hands?!?! well, ****.......=\

haha funny haha


wait

gmen0820
06-20-2014, 05:05 PM
"I'm a bad test taker"? You mean, you're stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here[points to head], but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's. I apologize if there's a Parkinson's painter in the audience. I assume you do your best work in the morning. Probably gets abstract by noon.Lmao. Tosh or Giraldo?

Tosh, nvm.

Drez
06-20-2014, 11:11 PM
ok, so you dont have a job then......

Offered a job is more like it.

Sarcasman
06-21-2014, 04:45 AM
Offered a job is more like it.

Offered thee job.

Rudyy
06-21-2014, 10:18 AM
Offered thee job.
OK GUYS YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING, WHAT THE HELL.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 09:56 AM
Morning. how was the weekend?

Rudyy
06-23-2014, 10:05 AM
Morning. how was the weekend?
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL...









....tie?

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 10:07 AM
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL...









....tie?Ties are lame.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 10:20 AM
Ties?! What is this, tee-ball?!

"EVERYONE'S A WINNER!!!"

Rudyy
06-23-2014, 10:27 AM
I guess you guys didn't watch the game last night lol.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 10:34 AM
I guess you guys didn't watch the game last night lol.

nope. it'd be like the equivalent of me watching U.S. Men's water polo: nobody cares.

it WAS on at the sushi restaurant i was at last night though.

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 10:59 AM
I guess you guys didn't watch the game last night lol.

I did. Which is why I said ties are lame.

Morehead State
06-23-2014, 11:34 AM
I love all these pundits who are suggesting that the interest in the World Cup will mark a new interest in soccer in the US.
The reality is that once it's over we'll put soccer on the back burner as we always do and return to following much better, more American sports.

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 11:40 AM
I love all these pundits who are suggesting that the interest in the World Cup will mark a new interest in soccer in the US.
The reality is that once it's over we'll put soccer on the back burner as we always do and return to following much better, more American sports.
They always say the same thing about Hockey during the Olympics too.
People like competition on a national level. Simple as that.
Fifa should make the world cup every other year instead of 4. Same with the Euro cup.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 11:56 AM
I love all these pundits who are suggesting that the interest in the World Cup will mark a new interest in soccer in the US.
The reality is that once it's over we'll put soccer on the back burner as we always do and return to following much better, more American sports.

Its genius that the only thing competing with it right now is baseball.....but all that does is make people watch it BECAUSE ITS ON!!!!
It's true....we'll soon forget, just like we always do.

there are 3 kinds of people: American soccer fans, and then Americans who don't care about soccer, and those who don't care about soccer but will watch the World Cup because it's on and they want to fit in.

Rudyy
06-23-2014, 12:04 PM
I love all these pundits who are suggesting that the interest in the World Cup will mark a new interest in soccer in the US.
The reality is that once it's over we'll put soccer on the back burner as we always do and return to following much better, more American sports.

Of course lol

Nobody is going to care about soccer once the world cup ends.

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 12:09 PM
Its genius that the only thing competing with it right now is baseball.....but all that does is make people watch it BECAUSE ITS ON!!!!
It's true....we'll soon forget, just like we always do.

there are 3 kinds of people: American soccer fans, and then Americans who don't care about soccer, and those who don't care about soccer but will watch the World Cup because it's on and they want to fit in.I dont think its about fitting in. Like I said people like the competition on the national level.

Rudyy
06-23-2014, 12:17 PM
I dont think its about fitting in. Like I said people like the competition on the national level.

you make a good point too.
also, I don't think most of the people watching give a **** about soccer..but it's more of a nationalism thing...and our soccer team isn't that bad.

but I agree with the Morehead, nobody is going to care when the next USMNT's game will be after the world cup lol.

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 12:19 PM
you make a good point too.
also, I don't think most of the people watching give a **** about soccer..but it's more of a nationalism thing...and our soccer team isn't that bad.

but I agree with the Morehead, nobody is going to care when the next USMNT's game will be after the world cup lol.

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Rudyy
06-23-2014, 12:26 PM
United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Yes.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 01:33 PM
United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?

That's actually exactly what I thought too....When the **** is THAT tournament?!?!

Rudyy
06-23-2014, 01:38 PM
That's actually exactly what I thought too....When the **** is THAT tournament?!?!

That tournament is never because it does not exist.

Sarcasman
06-23-2014, 01:51 PM
Morning. how was the weekend?


Fantastic. Spent the whole weekend upstate.....but I couldn't find you.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 02:03 PM
Fantastic. Spent the whole weekend upstate.....but I couldn't find you.

Really..? I was right out in the open....the whole time!

I'll hold a sign for you next time.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 02:11 PM
That tournament is never because it does not exist.

whatver, debbie-downer.....

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 02:31 PM
I found a pack of chocolate chips and a bag of pretzels in my house yesterday.
I ate them.
Thats about it.

Moke
06-23-2014, 02:35 PM
Hello people

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 02:36 PM
At the same time might I add.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 02:39 PM
Hello people

EHH GUUUURL LEMME HOLLA ATCHOO

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 02:39 PM
At the same time might I add.

whoa, slow down, rebel

Moke
06-23-2014, 02:40 PM
EHH GUUUURL LEMME HOLLA ATCHOO

Holla. How has it been hanging?

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 02:52 PM
Holla. How has it been hanging?

close to the floor. you?

Moke
06-23-2014, 02:53 PM
close to the floor. you?

Pretty close as well actually

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 02:58 PM
close to the floor. you?

I was going to say fine, until I have to take a piss, keeps falling in the toilet, gross.

Moke
06-23-2014, 03:00 PM
That doesn't seem sanitary at all. Is your toilet even clean?

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 03:06 PM
That doesn't seem sanitary at all. Is your toilet even clean?

Hashtag#Big****problems

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 03:13 PM
I was going to say fine, until I have to take a piss, keeps falling in the toilet, gross.

-Walk into busy men's room
-Walk to closest urinal
-Start peeing
-Exclaim: "Damn, this water is cold, eh?!?"
-Walk out like a boss

Drez
06-23-2014, 03:22 PM
I dont think its about fitting in. Like I said people like the competition on the national level.Agreed. I won't go so far as to actually watch the games, but I do follow along while the USA is still in it and root for them. But, about 30 seconds after we're eliminated, I'll go back to giving not a single **** about soccer.

Moke
06-23-2014, 03:23 PM
Did medical marijuana get legalized in New York? I believe it just did.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 03:24 PM
Agreed. I won't go so far as to actually watch the games, but I do follow along while the USA is still in it and root for them. But, about 30 seconds after we're eliminated, I'll go back to giving not a single **** about soccer.

I just watch it because it's on....I dont care about national competition. I'm not an overly patriotic person or anything either, so I'm not the guy chanting USA!! USA!! USA!!....JUST because there's an American team playing in some random sport. In fact, that whole mentality kind of annoys me lol

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 03:25 PM
Did medical marijuana get legalized in New York? I believe it just did.

yea, it's in the works.
too bad it costs like a million $ to get a grower's license =(

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 03:40 PM
yea, it's in the works.
too bad it costs like a million $ to get a grower's license =(
Could care less as long as cops arent busting my ball over a gram or two

Moke
06-23-2014, 03:40 PM
yea, it's in the works.
too bad it costs like a million $ to get a grower's license =(

But you'd make a lot

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 04:40 PM
Could care less as long as cops arent busting my ball over a gram or two

they shouldnt be anyway lol

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 04:43 PM
I dont even really smoke, but apparently they write scripts for it in Cali for anxiety....and get scripts for valium for when I fly....(yes, it gives me anxiety despite not being afraid of flying)......so I wonder if i can get my hands on that too lol

Sarcasman
06-23-2014, 05:10 PM
Really..? I was right out in the open....the whole time!

I'll hold a sign for you next time.

Was that you? The pink overalls made me dubious so I didn't stop.

Rudyy
06-23-2014, 05:36 PM
Did medical marijuana get legalized in New York? I believe it just did.
Wait

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 06:48 PM
I dont even really smoke, but apparently they write scripts for it in Cali for anxiety....and get scripts for valium for when I fly....(yes, it gives me anxiety despite not being afraid of flying)......so I wonder if i can get my hands on that too lol

They give it for anxiety? lol It gives me anxiety.

dezzzR
06-23-2014, 06:51 PM
Was that you? The pink overalls made me dubious so I didn't stop.

I told you Id make overalls hip again Rudy

Rudyy
06-23-2014, 08:16 PM
I told you Id make overalls hip again Rudy
Only the losers are wearing that crap.


...sorry Sarcasman.

JPizzack
06-23-2014, 09:16 PM
The Blackout 2 by Red & Meth is underrated.

egyptian420
06-24-2014, 09:14 AM
Had a 2 day recovery from all the booze and dancing at my cousins engagement party.... Did I miss anything?

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 09:38 AM
Had a 2 day recovery from all the booze and dancing at my cousins engagement party.... Did I miss anything?
Yes.

Every poster on the MB was banned and replaced with exact duplicates.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 09:41 AM
Yes.

Every poster on the MB was banned and replaced with exact duplicates.

It's only slightly true. This replacement is somehow even better looking that the previous JPizzack

egyptian420
06-24-2014, 09:42 AM
Yes.

Every poster on the MB was banned and replaced with exact duplicates.

Alright imposter

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 09:48 AM
It's only slightly true. This replacement is somehow even better looking that the previous JPizzack

Or......... "less hideous".

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 09:49 AM
Alright imposter
The only thing that's real now is egyptian420.

BTW.....Eli is awesome.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 09:50 AM
Or......... "less hideous".

That must be a term of endearment I dont know of.

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 09:52 AM
That must be a term of endearment I dont know of.
You're right.....You're just as hideous.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 09:55 AM
You're right.....You're just as hideous.

You trying to give me a complex?? It's not going to work. I'm a prize.

egyptian420
06-24-2014, 09:59 AM
BTW.....Eli is awesome.

Ha! You really are an imposter

egyptian420
06-24-2014, 10:00 AM
Is it week 1 yet?.....

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 10:04 AM
Ha! You really are an imposter

I like this one better so far.

BigBlueBoricua
06-24-2014, 10:53 AM
Wow. Lebron just opted out of Miami. Can't stand that guy.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 11:10 AM
Wow. Lebron just opted out of Miami. Can't stand that guy.

Now you can't stand him lol.

BigBlueBoricua
06-24-2014, 11:16 AM
Now you can't stand him lol.

You know, as a player I can't deny he will be one of the best in history once his tenure ends. Yet, the way he split from Cleveland was just self centered and probably just mostly immaturity, but I thought it was just low,

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 11:25 AM
You know, as a player I can't deny he will be one of the best in history once his tenure ends. Yet, the way he split from Cleveland was just self centered and probably just mostly immaturity, but I thought it was just low,
When it happened, I wasn't really a huge basketball fan..I would watch a few games here and there but I wasn't following it.
So I really didn't know what the big deal was when he had the decision and then the Miami Heat welcome party (which was worse).

Looking back on it, I don't really know what made him do it.
I know some reporter guy who used to work on ESPN or whatever suggested that he do this grand interview to announce his decision and that's essentially why he did it. I know he donated the money he made from it and stuff to the Boys and Girls club, but he could of donated that and not made this huge deal out of signing with another team.

And then the Miami Heat welcome party, I do remember seeing that.
Honestly, that was worse than the Decision.

He's said that he doesn't regret going to Miami, but he regrets the way he handled it.

BigBlueBoricua
06-24-2014, 11:32 AM
When it happened, I wasn't really a huge basketball fan..I would watch a few games here and there but I wasn't following it.
So I really didn't know what the big deal was when he had the decision and then the Miami Heat welcome party (which was worse).

Looking back on it, I don't really know what made him do it.
I know some reporter guy who used to work on ESPN or whatever suggested that he do this grand interview to announce his decision and that's essentially why he did it. I know he donated the money he made from it and stuff to the Boys and Girls club, but he could of donated that and not made this huge deal out of signing with another team.

And then the Miami Heat welcome party, I do remember seeing that.
Honestly, that was worse than the Decision.

He's said that he doesn't regret going to Miami, but he regrets the way he handled it.

Let's see how he handles this now.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 11:53 AM
my family in Akron hates Lebron. they say he's basically not even welcome in his own town.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 11:54 AM
he and Melo both opting out...they gonna chase somewhere with a big or a PG is my guess. hard to say

Moke
06-24-2014, 12:06 PM
Imagine if the Knicks got Lebron

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 12:12 PM
Imagine if the Knicks got Lebron
Melo would be like

http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Screen-Shot-2014-02-28-at-5.01.01-PM.png

Moke
06-24-2014, 12:24 PM
Some kid I know bought a Melo real jersey or w.e for $350..didn't even know jerseys went up that expensive. And now it is useless lol

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 12:25 PM
I thought Melo was opting out too.....

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 12:25 PM
Some kid I know bought a Melo real jersey or w.e for $350..didn't even know jerseys went up that expensive. And now it is useless lol

what a waste.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 12:25 PM
Ugh I had wendys last night, my stomach feels like ****.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 12:27 PM
I thought Melo was opting out too.....

He did.

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 12:28 PM
my family in Akron hates Lebron. they say he's basically not even welcome in his own town.
If he comes back to Cleveland...they'll get over it.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 12:28 PM
Some kid I know bought a Melo real jersey or w.e for $350..didn't even know jerseys went up that expensive. And now it is useless lol
??
That's so much money.
I will never spend over $100 for a jersey. That's insane.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 12:30 PM
If he comes back to Cleveland...they'll get over it.

they said it was an option for him...cleveland that is....but i dont see why anyone would want to go to cleveland right now

Moke
06-24-2014, 12:31 PM
Ugh I had wendys last night, my stomach feels like ****.

Yes, McDonalds is worse for my stomach though

Moke
06-24-2014, 12:31 PM
If he comes back to Cleveland...they'll get over it.

Comes back? Do you live in Cleveland now?

Moke
06-24-2014, 12:32 PM
??
That's so much money.
I will never spend over $100 for a jersey. That's insane.

Neither would I. Actually, all my jerseys are never worn...even my Giants ones. I'd rather get shirts.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 12:35 PM
Neither would I. Actually, all my jerseys are never worn...even my Giants ones. I'd rather get shirts.

That's what I'm saying.
I have tons of sports shirts. Even sweatpants.
Jersey's? Ya gotta be super special for that lol.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 12:35 PM
If he comes back to Cleveland...they'll get over it.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsappwQqJj1qlr140o1_500.gif
"Hey yall"

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 12:36 PM
If he comes back to Cleveland...they'll get over it.

What if someway LeBron played TE for the Cleveland Browns and had Johnny Manziel throwing to him and they won the Super Bowl.

I think the world would explode.

Moke
06-24-2014, 12:36 PM
That's what I'm saying.
I have tons of sports shirts. Even sweatpants.
Jersey's? Ya gotta be super special for that lol.

At least if Tuck leaves, I wouldn't feel bad about spending $20-$25 on a shirt lol

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 12:36 PM
Comes back? Do you live in Cleveland now?
I was born there.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 12:38 PM
I was born there.

Browns fan!!

Moke
06-24-2014, 12:43 PM
I was born there.

I see. See, I got confused...what you really meant was if Lebron went back there.

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 01:22 PM
Browns fan!!

Redskins fan.

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 01:23 PM
I see. See, I got confused...what you really meant was if Lebron went back there.
Obviously.

Are you the word police today? That's usually my job.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:32 PM
Enough with the flopping Italians... geez

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:33 PM
Obviously.

Are you the word police today? That's usually my job.

Yes, because I was starting to think you had different identities.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:34 PM
Enough with the flopping Italians... geez

YEAH MOKE, STOP FLOPPING!

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:34 PM
Isn't Justin Italian too?

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:34 PM
Enough with the flopping Italians... geez

Lol, that could be said for every soccer team. Italians just do it more.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:34 PM
I wish I was a black Italian.

that would be swag.

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:36 PM
Totally swag. I had such a horrible lunch that the only thing that could make up for it is a nice iced coffee.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:36 PM
Isn't Justin Italian too?

oh yea, big hairy grease ball.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:38 PM
oh yea, big hairy grease ball.

that's not very nice

wow

rood

u r devil

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:38 PM
Lol, that could be said for every soccer team. Italians just do it more.

Its killing the game.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:38 PM
that's not very nice

wow

rood

u r devilWhy not?

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:39 PM
Its killing the game.

Hasn't it been going on f or so long? ANd soccer is still the global sport.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:40 PM
Hasn't it been going on f or so long? ANd soccer is still the global sport.

I meant the game Im currently watching
Theyre doing it A LOT

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:41 PM
I meant the game Im currently watching
Theyre doing it A LOT

I'm at work. Italy just needs a draw so I guess they are just trying real hard to win lol

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:41 PM
Totally swag. I had such a horrible lunch that the only thing that could make up for it is a nice iced coffee.

you and your horrible lunches,

honestly, just like..make taco meat and take like two tortillas to work along with lettuce and cheese and make like a couple of tacos, that will last a couple of days or so

prepare some salads, spaghetti, hero subs. etc. So much **** you can make at the beginning of the week to carry you through the week.


and make something you actually like lol. I had to learn this the hard way. I was losing SOO much money because I kept eating out and buying snacks from like..7-11 and ****. making prepared meals are not only tastier and healthier, but cheaper.

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:41 PM
And nevermind, Uruguay scored.... LOL

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:41 PM
bahhbye italia

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:41 PM
you and your horrible lunches,

honestly, just like..make taco meat and take like two tortillas to work along with lettuce and cheese and make like a couple of tacos, that will last a couple of days or so

prepare some salads, spaghetti, hero subs. etc. So much **** you can make at the beginning of the week to carry you through the week.


and make something you actually like lol. I had to learn this the hard way. I was losing SOO much money because I kept eating out and buying snacks from like..7-11 and ****. making prepared meals are not only tastier and healthier, but cheaper.

I bring cold cut sandwich, but I always bring too little

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:42 PM
Hasn't it been going on f or so long? ANd soccer is still the global sport.

Yup

There's like funny flop compilations on You Tube, some of the flopping is just down right hilarious.

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:42 PM
****! Italy lost. Oh well, don't care too much about soccer. And still have the USA.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:42 PM
I bring cold cut sandwich, but I always bring too little
well bring more!

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:42 PM
What is that they spray on the ground?

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:44 PM
What is that they spray on the ground?

Did a Uruguay player just bite an Italian player? LOL talk about a sport...

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:45 PM
Jesus christ...someone did bite someone...

https://vine.co/v/MtJJ73WXtwI

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:45 PM
What is that they spray on the ground?

I'm watching Wimbledon right now, so I couldn't tell you




and if that makes me white, well...shut up

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:46 PM
Jesus christ...someone did bite someone...

https://vine.co/v/MtJJ73WXtwIThat should be a red card, how immature and stupid.

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:46 PM
Suarez bit Chiellini LOL

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:47 PM
Did a Uruguay player just bite an Italian player? LOL talk about a sport...
Surez went it for what looked like a headbutt..wouldnt be surprised though, guys got horse teeth.

http://www.futfanatico.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Finger-Raise.jpg

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:48 PM
I'm watching Wimbledon right now, so I couldn't tell you




and if that makes me white, well...shut up
Pretty sure its shaving cream.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:50 PM
Pretty sure its shaving cream.

It's so funny because all of the players are required to wear white.
Very prestigious.


I remember how badly Venus and Serena were treated because of their "non-prestigious" hair braids they wore and what not when they first popped on the scene.

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:50 PM
Officially hate soccer..and I never even liked it. They are okay with that? What a pathetic bull****

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 02:53 PM
It's so funny because all of the players are required to wear white.
Very prestigious.


I remember how badly Venus and Serena were treated because of their "non-prestigious" hair braids they wore and what not when they first popped on the scene.
lol what are you talking about? Im talking about the stuff the refs spray on the ground before foul shots. haha

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:55 PM
Insane how that turned out.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 02:56 PM
lol what are you talking about? Im talking about the stuff the refs spray on the ground before foul shots. haha

I thought you were saying I was shaving cream because i'm white because I like tennis sorry

oh um idk, probably paint or some ****

Moke
06-24-2014, 02:56 PM
Now that that is over, go USA.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:01 PM
I thought you were saying I was shaving cream because i'm white because I like tennis sorry

oh um idk, probably paint or some ****

No hahaha. I dont really follow tennis so I cant comment on how they were treated. But I have seen the men wear colors before....I dont know if thats relevant...

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:02 PM
Isn't Justin Italian too?

yes, and I'm a bit floppy sometimes
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/Naamloos-2.png

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:03 PM
No, I do not know what you mean. Can you go into specifics?

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 03:04 PM
No hahaha. I dont really follow tennis so I cant comment on how they were treated. But I have seen the men wear colors before....I dont know if thats relevant...No, just Wimbledon they wear all white.


Start watching tennis, you'll love it.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:04 PM
yes, and I'm a bit floppy sometimes
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/Naamloos-2.png
http://newsbusters.org/sites/default/files/2012/Cialis%20201.png

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 03:04 PM
I'm going to start calling everyone by their real names.

Except Moke because it's basically his birth name without the i.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:05 PM
lol I didnt even notice who was in the tubs.

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:06 PM
I'm going to start calling everyone by their real names.

Except Moke because it's basically his birth name without the i.

Call me Moke

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:06 PM
lol I didnt even notice who was in the tubs.

Get it? Obama needs cialis because he looks white

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:06 PM
I'm going to start calling everyone by their real names.

Except Moke because it's basically his birth name without the i.

And he is a mook.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:06 PM
http://newsbusters.org/sites/default/files/2012/Cialis%20201.png

lol....

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:07 PM
I'm going to start calling everyone by their real names.

Except Moke because it's basically his birth name without the i.

dont....that defeats the purpose of internet anonymity, where you dont want your personal info out there.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 03:09 PM
dont....that defeats the purpose of internet anonymity, where you dont want your personal info out there.

shut up justin


hahaha internet anonymity?? how are you anonymous when your real name is on Facebook

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:10 PM
I think he wants no one to know he is a male prostitute.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 03:14 PM
I think he wants no one to know he is a male prostitute.

The secret is out!!!

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 03:17 PM
I hate when I post **** in the wrong threads/forums

I posted some quackjob about to grind a chicken nugget in his grinder in a ****ing Eli thread.

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:18 PM
You're grinding a chicken nugget?

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 03:20 PM
You're grinding a chicken nugget?
lmfao oh God haha that was funny, imagine that.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bqs8Rq1CcAIque9.jpg

BigBlueBoricua
06-24-2014, 03:21 PM
Jesus christ...someone did bite someone...

https://vine.co/v/MtJJ73WXtwI

I thought it was just a headbutt.

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:22 PM
I thought it was just a headbutt.

Bite mark was posted in the fifa world cup thread.

Also, good job Rudy. That's hilarious.

This is the most I've posted here since last year probably.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:23 PM
lmfao oh God haha that was funny, imagine that.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bqs8Rq1CcAIque9.jpg
lol Pay Attention!

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:24 PM
Woah. reached 12k posts here finally

BigBlueBoricua
06-24-2014, 03:26 PM
They should start biting in the NFL too.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:30 PM
shut up justin


hahaha internet anonymity?? how are you anonymous when your real name is on Facebook

you dumb....you dumb as hell

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:31 PM
They should start biting in the NFL too.

imagine if the real reason facemasks were implemented was actually because of biting? lmao

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:32 PM
teenage mutant ninja turtles

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:32 PM
teenage mutant ninja turtles

the original movie...yea, it still holds up.....

BigBlueBoricua
06-24-2014, 03:34 PM
imagine if the real reason facemasks were implemented was actually because of biting? lmao

That dude is a sicko !!! I can't believe he chomped on that guy. I am shocked and LMFAO too !!!

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:34 PM
the original movie...yea, it still holds up.....

The new one does look like it was touched by Michael Bay, but lingering on past movies and not giving new ones a chance is foolish

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:38 PM
The new one does look like it was touched by Michael Bay, but lingering on past movies and not giving new ones a chance is foolish

I can't get over how the turtles dont look the part of the originals. they have no nose/snout, and it just makes them soooo sketchy looking. no me gusta

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:39 PM
I'll still watch it. I like that it looks pretty fun. I try and give many movies a chance regardless but I know what you are saying.

BigBlueBoricua
06-24-2014, 03:40 PM
I can't get over how the turtles dont look the part of the originals. they have no nose/snout, and it just makes them soooo sketchy looking. no me gusta

and they are huge, like the Hulk.

Moke
06-24-2014, 03:41 PM
Funny how people get mad because people in the US root for teams like Italy

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:42 PM
Funny how people get mad because people in the US root for teams like Italy

I do, youre an American right?

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:44 PM
That goalie from Italy, Bufon, has been the goalie FOREVER on their national team....I remember my brother had his jersey back in like 2000 lol

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:44 PM
Like USA VS PORTUGAL the other day. Half my towns rooting for Portugal when most were born here. Pretty lame in my book.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:46 PM
I do, youre an American right?

So? lol

this is the first time our team has even given people here a reason to watch. maybe people just like watching better teams, what does it matter?

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:48 PM
So? lol

this is the first time our team has even given people here a reason to watch. maybe people just like watching better teams, what does it matter?

What are you talking about they qualify every time.

Youre telling me if its US vs Italy, youre going to root for Italy?
You people are losers!!

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 03:49 PM
So? lol

this is the first time our team has even given people here a reason to watch. maybe people just like watching better teams, what does it matter?
I hate to admit it but I kind of agree with Dezz on this one.
It's one thing if someone is born in another country but you HAVE to root for the US otherwise.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:49 PM
to celebrate their 90th season...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1907371_10152664378258455_3749119841013591281_n.jp g

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 03:51 PM
I hate to admit it but I kind of agree with Dezz on this one.
It's one thing if someone is born in another country but you HAVE to root for the US otherwise.

Pleease, You love to admit it

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:56 PM
What are you talking about they qualify every time.

Youre telling me if its US vs Italy, youre going to root for Italy?
You people are losers!!

No, I dont think I would. But I don't follow soccer, so I dont think it really matters.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 03:59 PM
I hate to admit it but I kind of agree with Dezz on this one.
It's one thing if someone is born in another country but you HAVE to root for the US otherwise.

lol HAVE to? I don't get the whole sports patriotic thing....am I supposed to rally around a soccer team or a swimmer, or a skiier or something, like it's some great thing for our country? How can someone be as passionate about an all-star team of players who we only see every 4 years, the same way we are about the Giants??

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 04:04 PM
Pleease, You love to admit it
I'd rather push a flat head screwdriver through my ear.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:05 PM
I do, youre an American right?

Yes, and my parents were born in Italy. Why can't I root for both teams? People need to grow the **** up

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 04:05 PM
lol HAVE to? I don't get the whole sports patriotic thing....am I supposed to rally around a soccer team or a swimmer, or a skiier or something, like it's some great thing for our country? How can someone be as passionate about an all-star team of players who we only see every 4 years, the same way we are about the Giants??
You are over-analyzing it.
If you have to think about it...then you just don't get it.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:06 PM
You are over-analyzing it.
If you have to think about it...then you just don't get it.

He isn't over-analyzing anything at all

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 04:07 PM
He isn't over-analyzing anything at all
America hater!

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:08 PM
America hater!

If that makes you happy, so be it. I root for USA and Italy in the World Cup. My parents were born in Italy, and I was born here.

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 04:08 PM
If that makes you happy, so be it. I root for USA and Italy in the World Cup. My parents were born in Italy, and I was born here.
Happy?....No.

It makes me sad.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:09 PM
Happy?....No.

It makes me sad.

If who I root for makes you sad, I judge you as pitiful

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 04:09 PM
America hater!

maybe i am over-analyzing it....but it's like....people think I actually AM a hater because im not one of these people who chant USA!! USA!! at everything....in fact I hate those people because usually they are the dumbest people in the room. I'm not overly patriotic, but it's not because I'm a hater. It's just because I dont see why it's something you HAVE to apparently wear on your sleeve.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:09 PM
maybe i am over-analyzing it....but it's like....people think I actually AM a hater because im not one of these people who chant USA!! USA!! at everything....in fact I hate those people because usually they are the dumbest people in the room. I'm not overly patriotic, but it's not because I'm a hater. It's just because I dont see why it's something you HAVE to apparently wear on your sleeve.

Exactly

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 04:10 PM
you dumb....you dumb as hell

oh i get it now, sarcasm ha funny's

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 04:11 PM
maybe i am over-analyzing it....but it's like....people think I actually AM a hater because im not one of these people who chant USA!! USA!! at everything....in fact I hate those people because usually they are the dumbest people in the room. I'm not overly patriotic, but it's not because I'm a hater. It's just because I dont see why it's something you HAVE to apparently wear on your sleeve.
tro

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 04:12 PM
They should start biting in the NFL too.

Bite what, shoulder pads? Lol

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:12 PM
oh man, I dishonored the lands of Murica' because I root for both America and Italy.

Imprison me

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 04:12 PM
If who I root for makes you sad, I judge you as pitiful
Oh my God...You're actually taking this conversation seriously.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:13 PM
Oh my God...You're actually taking this conversation seriously.

I haven't been here in awhile. Give me a pass lol

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 04:14 PM
Oh my God...You're actually taking this conversation seriously.

hey....I think it's a good convo....

Morehead State
06-24-2014, 04:15 PM
hey....I think it's a good convo....
Oh I'm dead serious with you....You hate America!!!

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:15 PM
It's a good convo, let's keep it going

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 04:16 PM
so far today, I learned that....



Soccer sucks
LeBron sucks
JP (**** your real names!) is an Italian male prostitute
Moke has 12,000 posts (congrats)
Dez still sucks
Morehead is Morehead

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 04:16 PM
Oh I'm dead serious with you....You hate America!!!
America should be hated.

Too many fat people who hate soccer.

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 04:16 PM
Oh I'm dead serious with you....You hate America!!!

Nooooooo!! No I don't. I just don't care about things like the olympics and the world cup. A lot of countries do, because maybe they need some sort of sense of nationalism to get behind a cause, or anythign for that matter.....but not me. It's just games

edit - oh, and also I dont wave flags, and chant USA and wear red white and blue just because 'murica.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:17 PM
so far today, I learned that....



Soccer sucks
LeBron sucks
JP (**** your real names!) is an Italian male prostitute
Moke has 12,000 posts (congrats)
Dez still sucks
Morehead is Morehead

We should make this a daily thing

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:17 PM
Justin doesn't care about stuff like America Olympics and all that because he already knows America is the greatest country of all time.

Rudyy
06-24-2014, 04:21 PM
JP is a commie that's why

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:32 PM
OH IM ALWAYS HUNGRY

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 04:45 PM
Justin doesn't care about stuff like America Olympics and all that because he already knows America is the greatest country of all time.

Pizz doesnt care about ANYTHING.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:46 PM
I know he cares about the Swag thread, is that it?

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:47 PM
What are some good board games that you can drink to?

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 04:49 PM
Nooooooo!! No I don't. I just don't care about things like the olympics and the world cup. A lot of countries do, because maybe they need some sort of sense of nationalism to get behind a cause, or anythign for that matter.....but not me. It's just games

edit - oh, and also I dont wave flags, and chant USA and wear red white and blue just because 'murica.

It is just a game. But in this particular tournament, players represent their country. Its not a "cause"
I like it, it brings people together. Something not all that common lately.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:50 PM
It is just a game. But in this particular tournament, players represent their country. Its not a "cause"
I like it, it brings people together. Something not all that common lately.

Yes, so Italians can bring themselves together as well as chanting for their country of residency as well.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 04:53 PM
Yes, so Italians can bring themselves together as well as chanting for their country of residency as well.

Im not saying you cant pull for another team along with America. But America should be YOUR team.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:55 PM
Im not saying you cant pull for another team along with America. But America should be YOUR team.

Nothing wrong with that. I've seen all Italian flags and American flags when the World Cup is being played.

dezzzR
06-24-2014, 04:58 PM
Nothing wrong with that. I've seen all Italian flags and American flags when the World Cup is being played.
Id do the same if Ireland ever makes it:) Theyd be better if it was all one country.

But if America ever faced them in a WC Im rooting for US without hesitation.

Moke
06-24-2014, 04:59 PM
Id do the same if Ireland ever makes it:) Theyd be better if it was all one country.

But if America ever faced them in a WC Im rooting for US without hesitation.

Oh right, so would I

JPizzack
06-24-2014, 05:11 PM
Justin doesn't care about stuff like America Olympics and all that because he already knows America is the greatest country of all time.

It's true.....I don't mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, but 'murica is like butta on yo breakfassss toast!!