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RoanokeFan
12-25-2011, 05:45 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through MetLife,
Giants' players were celebrating,
Having won the good fight.

The players were huddled within locker room walls
All happy and hopeful for the next playoff brawl.
Their helmets were hung by their lockers with care,
For Joe Skiba and his elves to shine and repair.

When out of the bowels,
There arose such a clatter.
Brandon Jacobs just wondered,
What the **** was the matter.

Then what to his wondering eyes did appear
But jets' coach Rex Ryan, all ready to smear.
On Fatso, On Chubby, on loudmouth, et al,
Your road to football glory has taken a fall.

Rex huffed and he puffed, his nostrils aflare,
Telling Jacobs, quite simply, to jump if you dare.
Jacobs smiled in reply seeing Rex was just nuts,
You've picked the wrong GIANT, I'll knock you on your butt.

So off we go, to fight for the Division,
While Rex and his jets are again in a tail spin!

53canton
12-25-2011, 08:40 PM
well done

giantsd fan
12-25-2011, 08:42 PM
Nicely done.

FishinTheSalt
12-25-2011, 08:50 PM
You could add this line

Under his tree, was nary a toy,
Only a message from Santa,
Time to shut up, fat boy.

RoanokeFan
12-25-2011, 08:54 PM
You could add this line

Under his tree, was nary a toy,
Only a message from Santa,
Time to shut up, fat boy.

Consider it added, thanks [B]

RoanokeFan
12-25-2011, 08:54 PM
well done

For all the talk about how players WANT to play for Rex, it didn't show yesterday.

RoanokeFan
12-25-2011, 08:55 PM
Nicely done.

Rex just really gets under my skin

FishinTheSalt
12-25-2011, 09:01 PM
Nicely done.

Rex just really gets under my skin


It's one thing for players to talk, bit coaches should let the teams performance speak for them. pompus windbag.

RoanokeFan
12-25-2011, 10:54 PM
Nicely done.

Rex just really gets under my skin


It's one thing for players to talk, bit coaches should let the teams performance speak for them. pompus windbag.

He is all of that.

Tommy_Ribs
12-25-2011, 11:49 PM
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. This is great!

Drez
12-25-2011, 11:56 PM
Beautiful. I think I teared up a little, lol. Can I steal this? (And give credit, but of course).

GameTime
12-26-2011, 12:22 AM
nice job Ro......
good stuff......lol

RoanokeFan
12-26-2011, 12:25 AM
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. This is great!


Merry Christmas, Tom

RoanokeFan
12-26-2011, 12:26 AM
nice job Ro......
good stuff......lol

It was bansaw's suggestion. Those Canadians [;)]

RoanokeFan
12-26-2011, 12:27 AM
Beautiful. I think I teared up a little, lol. Can I steal this? (And give credit, but of course).

Feel free [Y]

Drez
12-26-2011, 02:37 AM
Beautiful. I think I teared up a little, lol. Can I steal this? (And give credit, but of course).

Feel free [Y]
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bansaw
12-26-2011, 03:37 AM
Nice !!!

RoanokeFan
12-26-2011, 08:09 AM
Nice !!!



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GMENAGAIN
12-26-2011, 08:29 AM
Ha ha . . . excellent job RF

plaxattack17
12-26-2011, 09:01 AM
You could add this line

Under his tree, was nary a toy,
Only a message from Santa,
Time to shut up, fat boy.
brilliant line!

jakegibbs
12-26-2011, 02:54 PM
Here's the last vs for ya

But the fat man heard BJ exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"We own New York fat man & as for your chance for a playoff spot; well just turn out the lights"

stormblue
12-26-2011, 07:10 PM
and i heard him exclaim-

as he rolled out of sight,

its toe jam for christmas-

foot fetish delight !!!

RoanokeFan
12-26-2011, 08:20 PM
and i heard him exclaim-

as he rolled out of sight,

its toe jam for christmas-

foot fetish delight !!!

LMAO

[+o(]

G-Man67
12-27-2011, 10:56 AM
awesome, the game while hard to watch for the most part, was a nice christmas gift

Redeyejedi
12-27-2011, 11:13 AM
Nicely done.

Rex just really gets under my skin


It's one thing for players to talk, bit coaches should let the teams performance speak for them. pompus windbag.

He is all of that.
He thinks the talk helps his team.I think it probably was a motivating factor for the first year maybe 2 but it has to get stale.Players will tune that out eventually.Jets had there window didnt finish the job.i wonder if he can survive the next year or so while they retool there roster. They have no depth because of all the trades they made trying to win and now its coming back to bite them

Danny1024
12-27-2011, 06:57 PM
LOL

JMGGIANTS
12-27-2011, 10:29 PM
Nicely done.

Rex just really gets under my skin


It's one thing for players to talk, bit coaches should let the teams performance speak for them. pompus windbag.

He is all of that.
He thinks the talk helps his team.I think it probably was a motivating factor for the first year maybe 2 but it has to get stale.Players will tune that out eventually.Jets had there window didnt finish the job.i wonder if he can survive the next year or so while they retool there roster. They have no depth because of all the trades they made trying to win and now its coming back to bite them
I am willing to bet that the Jet players are even tired of Rex's schtick. His cheap talk serves no purpose or motivation.

lttaylor56
12-28-2011, 09:30 AM
Nicely done.

Rex just really gets under my skin
Absolutely, something about that guy just really irks me. Great Poem! lol

oldschoolcat
12-28-2011, 03:47 PM
This is Nice!

RoanokeFan
12-28-2011, 07:46 PM
This is Nice!

Fitting lol

bigjeep
12-28-2011, 10:27 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through MetLife,
Giants' players were celebrating,
Having won the good fight.

The players were huddled within locker room walls
All happy and hopeful for the next playoff brawl.
Their helmets were hung by their lockers with care,
For Joe Skiba and his elves to shine and repair.

When out of the bowels,
There arose such a clatter.
Brandon Jacobs just wondered,
What the **** was the matter.

Then what to his wondering eyes did appear
But jets' coach Rex Ryan, all ready to smear.
On Fatso, On Chubby, on loudmouth, et al,
Your road to football glory has taken a fall.

Rex huffed and he puffed, his nostrils aflare,
Telling Jacobs, quite simply, to jump if you dare.
Jacobs smiled in reply seeing Rex was just nuts,
You've picked the wrong GIANT, I'll knock you on your butt.

So off we go, to fight for the Division,
While Rex and his jets are again in a tail spin!



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