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DragonSoul
01-08-2012, 10:22 PM
"Insert reason"

He doesn't have tall receivers now that Plax, & Shockey are gone.

DragonSoul
01-08-2012, 10:22 PM
"Insert reason"

He doesn't have tall receivers now that Plax, & Shockey are gone.

DemandedAce
01-08-2012, 10:28 PM
Uh, im hoping you're being sarcastic in an attempt to be funny here

DragonSoul
01-08-2012, 10:29 PM
Uh, im hoping you're being sarcastic in an attempt to be funny hererehashing some things members have said in the past.

Maybe I should have clarified that?

PrideofNY
01-08-2012, 10:30 PM
....because he'll never be Peyton.




That's always been my favorite.

Drystt
01-08-2012, 10:31 PM
Eli cannot win because:
<font color="#FF0000">They did not extend CC Brown's contract. </font>

RoanokeFan
01-08-2012, 10:32 PM
...Smith is an Eagle and Boss is a Raider

Eli TO Shockey
01-08-2012, 10:33 PM
we dont have a tight end

we dont have a slot reciever

he throws too many interceptions

hes inacurate

hes scared

too timid

hes stupid

hes overpaid

hes not a leader

Eli TO Shockey
01-08-2012, 10:33 PM
oh and of course...

hes not elite!!!!!!!

UmenYiourAnIdiot
01-08-2012, 10:34 PM
...because zebra's have the optical ability of bats.

jjj45
01-08-2012, 10:36 PM
Uh, im hoping you're being sarcastic in an attempt to be funny hererehashing some things members have said in the past.

Maybe I should have clarified that?don't mind Ace DS. He's quite a peach once you get to know him.

FBomb
01-08-2012, 10:38 PM
He looks like a goober.</P>

BornLegend
01-08-2012, 10:41 PM
He looks like a goober.</P>Well that is true. Lol. He's growing on me though like Tobey McGuire grew on me playing Spiderman. Hahaha

ELIistheFRANCHISE
01-08-2012, 10:42 PM
BC he is socially akward

FBomb
01-08-2012, 10:42 PM
He wore brown shoes with a black suit.

Rudyy
01-08-2012, 10:43 PM
He makes too many costly mistakes.

YATittle1962
01-08-2012, 10:45 PM
Eli cannot win because:
<font color="#FF0000">They did not extend CC Brown's contract. </font>


kinda confused about yr sig.......YA has no championship

and why would you want to compare a pic of a QB in his prime to a QB who basically retired right after that pic was taken

RoanokeFan
01-08-2012, 10:46 PM
He wore brown shoes with a black suit.

Do you have a link for that one? [:P]

appodictic
01-08-2012, 10:47 PM
He throws off his back foot.

BigBlue1971
01-08-2012, 10:49 PM
cause he acts too much like Opie Taylor!

FBomb
01-08-2012, 10:53 PM
He wore brown shoes with a black suit.

Do you have a link for that one? [:P]
</P>


Harooni does!</P>

PrideofNY
01-08-2012, 10:55 PM
Because Joe Buck said so.



DUH.

P_Simms_#11
01-08-2012, 10:57 PM
<font color="#FF0000">.....of his brother's shadow.</font>

allentown PA
01-08-2012, 11:42 PM
we should have kept rivers

allentown PA
01-08-2012, 11:46 PM
He makes too many costly mistakes.

that sig is great...loved when nicks did that...usually not a fan of the td celebrations but that one was good.

Jiffy Jeff
01-08-2012, 11:48 PM
Eli cannot win because....



He's nervous and his socks are too loose.

allentown PA
01-08-2012, 11:48 PM
Eli cannot win because:
<font color="#FF0000">They did not extend CC Brown's contract. </font>


kinda confused about yr sig.......YA has no championship

and why would you want to compare a pic of a QB in his prime to a QB who basically retired right after that pic was taken


lol...I think he just wanted to show that they both at one point in their careers had a bloody forehead.

DragonSoul
01-08-2012, 11:51 PM
He is not a leader! Rah Rah guy!

DemandedAce
01-08-2012, 11:52 PM
Uh, im hoping you're being sarcastic in an attempt to be funny hererehashing some things members have said in the past.

Maybe I should have clarified that?don't mind Ace DS. He's quite a peach once you get to know him.


I'm a bruised peach, JJJ, a bruised peach that can't wait for next Sunday now. You gonna be there?

yatitle
01-08-2012, 11:53 PM
The only reason he was drafted #1 was because of his last name.

GMen869007
01-09-2012, 12:00 AM
Look, I've always been a big Eli Homer, but losing Burress was a big part of why we fell apart at the end of '08 and played flat in the postseason. We had no way of keeping Philly honest and we didn't have the weapons to compensate like we do now. People were saying that Hixon was "just as good" which was a load of crap.

Burress didn't make Eli, he was a big part of our specific offense at that time, including opening up things for the running game.

stormin normand
01-09-2012, 12:13 AM
"Insert reason"

He doesn't have tall receivers now that Plax, & Shockey are gone.
1. He sucks in the 4th quarter
2. He can't lead a come back drive
3. He sucks under pressure
4. He is lousy in the hurry up offense

5. He can't figgure out how to red font a post with IE8 either. :),

Ruttiger711
01-09-2012, 12:17 AM
....because of that damn shoulder tick....

jjj45
01-09-2012, 12:21 AM
Uh, im hoping you're being sarcastic in an attempt to be funny hererehashing some things members have said in the past.

Maybe I should have clarified that?don't mind Ace DS. He's quite a peach once you get to know him.


I'm a bruised peach, JJJ, a bruised peach that can't wait for next Sunday now. You gonna be there?lol Ace you're the best lmao. And yup, I'll be there bro. Cant wait!

DragonSoul
01-09-2012, 12:29 AM
Harroni
Roosevelt
Morehead
The fab 4
giggles
jakk

said so....


Couldn't resist.

TrueBlue10
01-09-2012, 12:32 AM
there's nothing else I need to contribute. needless to say, this thread has been very enjoyable indeed.

nice that Eli has been getting his due this year.

RonnieRotten
01-09-2012, 01:06 AM
his older brother is Peyton.

DragonSoul
01-09-2012, 09:52 AM
his older brother is Peyton.
Because he is not as good as his father or brother.

DragonSoul
01-09-2012, 10:26 PM
He will never win in the playoffs

Harooni
01-10-2012, 03:49 AM
He wore brown shoes with a black suit. hey that was my reason. Now I'll have to use a new one.



Because..... He doesn't have biceps like Tim tebow

greenca190
01-10-2012, 04:01 AM
Because he should be a Charger.

SweetZombieJesus
01-10-2012, 04:27 AM
He plays so badly in games 30 degrees and lower

Abby isn't freezing in the stands for good luck.

Littlestitious isn't a real word

JuneauBlue
01-10-2012, 07:45 AM
Because 2007 was just a fluke!
Don't you know that?

TheAussieGiant
01-10-2012, 07:55 AM
http://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/500/medium/this_thread_delivers_ups_chick_amazon.jpg

lamas
01-10-2012, 10:07 AM
...because he's not one of the top 100 in the NFL as chosen by they players themselves!

Providence
01-10-2012, 10:09 AM
My personal favorite:

He doesn't get fired up and yell at his team-mates.

burier
01-10-2012, 11:17 AM
because we should have kept Rivers

burier
01-10-2012, 11:33 AM
Because we should have drafted Big Ben

Harooni
01-12-2012, 08:56 PM
Because he snaps the ball with 1 sec left on the play clock

fansince69
01-12-2012, 09:04 PM
I love many of these but lets not forget that if we had't traded for Eli we could have had Merriman Kading and Phillip Rivers and seems like there was another on that list...Harrooni hated him cause he couldn't get along with TIki.

RobCarpenter
01-12-2012, 10:43 PM
I love many of these but lets not forget that if we had't traded for Eli we could have had Merriman Kading and Phillip Rivers and seems like there was another on that list...Harrooni hated him cause he couldn't get along with TIki.
</P>


Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. To assume we would have drafted the very same players as the Chargers is abit ridiculous. Btw, how did getting those players work out for the Chargers?</P>

RobCarpenter
01-12-2012, 10:44 PM
Harroni Roosevelt Morehead The fab 4 giggles jakk said so.... Couldn't resist.</P>


LOL!</P>

RobCarpenter
01-12-2012, 10:46 PM
...because he doesn't throw pretty spirals.

fansince69
01-12-2012, 10:51 PM
I love many of these but lets not forget that if we had't traded for Eli we could have had Merriman Kading and Phillip Rivers and seems like there was another on that list...Harrooni hated him cause he couldn't get along with TIki.
</p>


Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. To assume we would have drafted the very same players as the Chargers is abit ridiculous. Btw, how did getting those players work out for the Chargers?</p>
...we are being sarcastic...the whole thread is sarcastic...we are pointing out all the stupid things people have said about Eli....please try to follow

RobCarpenter
01-12-2012, 10:57 PM
I love many of these but lets not forget that if we had't traded for Eli we could have had Merriman Kading and Phillip Rivers and seems like there was another on that list...Harrooni hated him cause he couldn't get along with TIki.
</P>


Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. To assume we would have drafted the very same players as the Chargers is abit ridiculous. Btw, how did getting those players work out for the Chargers?</P>



...we are being sarcastic...the whole thread is sarcastic...we are pointing out all the stupid things people have said about Eli....please try to follow
</P>


Yeah, as if your post fit that mode....</P>


Eli cannot win because...fansince69 says so! How's that?</P>

fansince69
01-12-2012, 11:05 PM
I love many of these but lets not forget that if we had't traded for Eli we could have had Merriman Kading and Phillip Rivers and seems like there was another on that list...Harrooni hated him cause he couldn't get along with TIki.
</p>


Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. To assume we would have drafted the very same players as the Chargers is abit ridiculous. Btw, how did getting those players work out for the Chargers?</p>



...we are being sarcastic...the whole thread is sarcastic...we are pointing out all the stupid things people have said about Eli....please try to follow
</p>


Yeah, as if your post fit that mode....</p>


Eli cannot win because...fansince69 says so! How's that?</p>


wtf are you talking about...I am an AVID Eli fan ...I have done nothing but support him on these boards...why am I explaining myself to someone that can't follow the thread?

Bigbluereckingcrew
01-12-2012, 11:14 PM
.......he cant win the big one :-)

Idkaname
01-12-2012, 11:16 PM
...because he doesn't throw pretty spirals.
He actually throws quite a few now...

RobCarpenter
01-12-2012, 11:24 PM
...because he doesn't throw pretty spirals. He actually throws quite a few now...</P>


Iwas just poking fun atsome stupidcomments that I've seen on this MB.</P>

fansince69
01-12-2012, 11:30 PM
...because he doesn't throw pretty spirals. He actually throws quite a few now...</p>


Iwas just poking fun atsome stupidcomments that I've seen on this MB.</p>
ok for you but not for me?

Idkaname
01-12-2012, 11:32 PM
...because he doesn't throw pretty spirals. He actually throws quite a few now...</P>


I*was just poking fun at*some stupid*comments that I've seen on this MB.</P>
Yeah I figured that out after I posted but oh well haha

DragonSoul
01-18-2012, 03:42 PM
because he plays in Giant Stadium.

JJC7301
01-18-2012, 03:45 PM
"Insert reason" He doesn't have tall receivers now that Plax, &amp; Shockey are gone.</P>


he's no Alex Smith.</P>

burier
01-18-2012, 03:57 PM
Stone Cold said so?

DragonSoul
01-18-2012, 03:58 PM
"Insert reason" He doesn't have tall receivers now that Plax, & Shockey are gone.</P>


he's no Alex Smith.</P>LOL.... Thank God!

Ruttiger711
01-18-2012, 04:48 PM
...he has no run support

Ruttiger711
01-18-2012, 04:49 PM
he cant rush for 14 yards a carry

Ruttiger711
01-18-2012, 04:49 PM
... he cant throw a pancake block

yatitle
01-18-2012, 05:25 PM
He's got a tummy ache

Diamondring
01-18-2012, 05:29 PM
I hate this topic and it may jinx our qb. I don't like it at all and it seems that a lot of you are being ****y.

BillTheGreek
01-18-2012, 05:45 PM
The Road Warriors have a new weapon and its called a Cruz Missile, Lets face it, Who would of thought the Giants would have Beaten Green Bay the Best Team in the NFL and at HOME ! They are running DOWN HILL all the way to the SUPER BOWL

BillTheGreek
01-18-2012, 05:50 PM
IT WAS PROBABLY MOLDED CHEESE HE ATE IN GREEN BAY.....MAKE HIM SOME HOME MADE CHICKEN SOUP WITH SOME GARLIC IN IT ! The Road Warriors have a new weapon and its called a Cruz Missile, Lets face it, Who would of thought the Giants would have Beaten Green Bay the Best Team in the NFL and at HOME..........

BillTheGreek
01-19-2012, 11:43 AM
Who says Eli can't Win........tell that to the Jets, ........tell that to the Cowboys,........tell that to the Falcons,........tell that to the Packers, and yes tell it to the 49ers !

Marvelousmik
01-19-2012, 11:45 AM
Uh, im hoping you're being sarcastic in an attempt to be funny hererehashing some things members have said in the past.

Maybe I should have clarified that?

i hate threads like this. please save them for when eli wins the superbowl. its much sweeter and you wont look stupid if we lose to the 49ers.

DragonSoul
01-23-2012, 12:09 AM
He cannot throw when its windy.

DragonSoul
01-23-2012, 12:13 AM
Uh, im hoping you're being sarcastic in an attempt to be funny hererehashing some things members have said in the past.

Maybe I should have clarified that?

i hate threads like this. please save them for when eli wins the superbowl. its much sweeter and you wont look stupid if we lose to the 49ers.
Unlike you MM I have faith, and did not knock him as early as the beginning of the season. Yet this thread has been going on since the ATL game. So if you are superstitious I figured you would want to bump it and keep it going, unless of course... Well you know.

DragonSoul
01-24-2012, 09:28 AM
He cannot throw when its windy.Or when it is raining...

chasjay
01-24-2012, 09:34 AM
He was worth no more than a second-round pick (1 or 2 members of the Fox crew - I think, 2007)

G-Dawg92
01-24-2012, 11:23 AM
...He runs like Steven Seagal.

DragonSoul
01-24-2012, 11:30 AM
He only throws to one person running a route, and two if we are lucky.

burier
01-24-2012, 11:32 AM
He doesn't have Burress to throw it up to.

G-Man67
01-24-2012, 11:35 AM
it's gotta be the shoes

DragonSoul
02-06-2012, 07:17 AM
Oh wait he just did [:p]

yatitle
02-07-2012, 09:28 AM
He has too much bling on his fingers.

GCGiant
02-07-2012, 09:52 AM
I cannnot go back and read this whole thread, so if this has already been said, I apologize, but isn't it amazing that Eli can't...











WIN ON THE ROAD!!

LT_was_good
02-07-2012, 10:07 AM
I cannnot go back and read this whole thread, so if this has already been said, I apologize, but isn't it amazing that Eli can't...











WIN ON THE ROAD!!

He gets to play 8 games a year in the comfort of a 68 degree windless ... oh wait.