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BigBlue D
01-18-2012, 01:44 PM
Just heard this on WFAN. I hope it's just a 24 hour bug.

bELIeve_in_Giants
01-18-2012, 01:47 PM
Yup. He's listed as limited in practice due to illness

GameTime
01-18-2012, 01:49 PM
its only wednesday.....relax....</P>


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burier
01-18-2012, 01:50 PM
Wait....who the hell poisoned our quarterback???

NYGJayPro81
01-18-2012, 01:51 PM
Yup.* He's listed as limited in practice due to illness


Just heard that on Sportscenter...not concerned. No way in HELL Eli misses the NFC Championship because he's sick on wednesday.

ebick
01-18-2012, 01:54 PM
Wait....who the hell poisoned our quarterback??? </P>


Goodall/Leavy</P>

Sundown
01-18-2012, 01:55 PM
No biggie, better now than later in the week

MikeIsaGiant
01-18-2012, 01:56 PM
He'll be fine, imagine Carr playing?

lttaylor56
01-18-2012, 01:57 PM
Hmmmm, interesting. It would not surprise me if we are trying to fake out the 9ers with this info. Make the enemy think that our most valuable weapon is on its way down with the flu.

All is fair in the quest to the SB.

ny06
01-18-2012, 01:57 PM
It must be from eating rancid Packer defense.

GMENAGAIN
01-18-2012, 01:57 PM
Wait....who the hell poisoned our quarterback???</P>


The NFL of course . . . part of their ongoing conspitacy to deny us a SB . . . . </P>

ashleymarie
01-18-2012, 01:58 PM
I hope it is nothing more than a one day illness. But if he was hospitalized, come game day he would pull out all the tubes, crawl out of the hospital, and suit up. That is how strong my bELIef in Eli is. GO GMEN!!

GMENAGAIN
01-18-2012, 01:58 PM
Hmmmm, interesting. It would not surprise me if we are trying to fake out the 9ers with this info. Make the enemy think that our most valuable weapon is on its way down with the flu. All is fair in the quest to the SB.</P>


[:^)]</P>

DragonSoul
01-18-2012, 01:59 PM
Who cares we can win WITHOUT ELI. Carr is the MANNing now. Eli is over rated. Next one to step up, thats what I say.

BigBlue D
01-18-2012, 02:00 PM
its only wednesday.....relax....</p>

I know it's only Wednesday and he will play , but in the same respect I
don't think I threw up any alarms. Just sharing what I heard with the community.

ashleymarie
01-18-2012, 02:01 PM
Wait....who the hell poisoned our quarterback???

haha +1

CDN_G-FAN
01-18-2012, 02:08 PM
takes about a week to fully recover.</P>


but that some bloated office worker like me.</P>


not an athlete with a team of salaried medical staff making sure he's ready for a conference championship.</P>


still, don't like it one bit.</P>

dezzzR
01-18-2012, 02:11 PM
It must be from eating rancid Packer defense.the cheeeese gone baaad

wyogiant77
01-18-2012, 02:19 PM
Yeah, this is not good news at all.

SweetZombieJesus
01-18-2012, 02:20 PM
Man I know the flu is going around I was destroyed Friday-Tuesday by it. Hope Eli's OK I don't need any Michael Jordan flu legends out of Eli, just win the damned game healthy...

He's gonna be fatigued, sore, and dehydrated.

WORLDCHAMPS
01-18-2012, 02:22 PM
Wait....who the hell poisoned our quarterback??? </p>


Goodall/Leavy</p>


DYING LAUGHING!

G-Man67
01-18-2012, 02:29 PM
jeez, are u kiddin me ... first the officials, now god ... well i'm gonna start Tebowing and praying for health and sun and field drainage!

UK-Giantsfan
01-18-2012, 02:35 PM
Wait....who the hell poisoned our quarterback???

the refs !

DragonSoul
01-18-2012, 02:36 PM
jeez, are u kiddin me ... first the officials, now god ... well i'm gonna start Tebowing and praying for health and sun and field drainage!What legends are made from.

fansince69
01-18-2012, 02:36 PM
not trying to worry anyone ,but my wife took sick with a stomach bug before xmas and has been on antibiotics and in bed ever since..I am sure it is just a quick thing but you never know....she has been going to the DR/hospital for IVS every other day......she is just starting to feel better now but would not be in any shape to play football at this point.


I actually just was joking with her that she was secretly meeting Eli and gave him what she had...I told her I would be more upset that she got him sick than I would be she cheated on me

CTLadyBlue
01-18-2012, 02:37 PM
A 'bug' is not a 'virus' or even the 'flu'.

Give him some Pepto - he'll be fine

GiantWarfare
01-18-2012, 02:39 PM
I'm very concerned...

Get well Eli!

JJC7301
01-18-2012, 02:43 PM
its only wednesday.....relax....</P>




I know it's only Wednesday and he will play , but in the same respect I don't think I threw up any alarms. Just sharing what I heard with the community.</P>


Can you imagine if he missed his 1st game ever due to diahhrea? And why didn't he get a flu shot?</P>


Can someone please see if Jeff Hostetler is available for duty?</P>

PrideofNY
01-18-2012, 03:06 PM
its only wednesday.....relax....</p>




I know it's only Wednesday and he will play , but in the same respect I don't think I threw up any alarms. Just sharing what I heard with the community.</p>


Can you imagine if he missed his 1st game ever due to diahhrea? And why didn't he get a flu shot?</p>


Can someone please see if Jeff Hostetler is available for duty?</p>I think Eli would wear a diaper before he missed an NFC championship game due to an illness.

DragonSoul
01-18-2012, 03:10 PM
its only wednesday.....relax....</P>




I know it's only Wednesday and he will play , but in the same respect I don't think I threw up any alarms. Just sharing what I heard with the community.</P>


Can you imagine if he missed his 1st game ever due to diahhrea?* And why didn't he get a flu shot?</P>


Can someone please see if Jeff Hostetler is available for duty?</P>Flu shots do not help. Its Russian Roulette (and I should know since I am Russian lol). Needs fluids, vitamins, and sweat it out.

bELIeve_in_Giants
01-18-2012, 03:17 PM
its only wednesday.....relax....</p>




I know it's only Wednesday and he will play , but in the same respect I don't think I threw up any alarms. Just sharing what I heard with the community.</p>


Can you imagine if he missed his 1st game ever due to diahhrea? And why didn't he get a flu shot?</p>


Can someone please see if Jeff Hostetler is available for duty?</p>

Flu shots are for respiratory flu, not stomach ailments.

SweetZombieJesus
01-18-2012, 03:19 PM
Can you imagine if he missed his 1st game ever due to diahhrea? And why didn't he get a flu shot?

No problem, just borrow Cleveland's pants.

GMENAGAIN
01-18-2012, 03:28 PM
A 'bug' is not a 'virus' or even the 'flu'. Give him some Pepto - he'll be fine</P>


. . . . and the Giants have a long history of being truthful about injuries/illnesses, right?</P>

GMenNY21
01-18-2012, 03:36 PM
Ugh.. Get well Eli .

jaygoon
01-18-2012, 03:38 PM
I think this is just a polite way of saying Eli is pooping his brains out.

He needs to stay close to the crapper, therefore he missed practice...

GoldenJoe
01-18-2012, 03:39 PM
I hope Opie feels better soon. Odd are that on Sunday, he will be wishing he had the stomach bug.

burier
01-18-2012, 03:40 PM
I've never gotten a flu shot

I've never gotten a flu.

buddy33
01-18-2012, 03:47 PM
Any twitter people on this board find anything out?

Ruttiger711
01-18-2012, 03:51 PM
I hope Opie feels better soon. Odd are that on Sunday, he will be wishing he had the stomach bug.</P>


yeah at least SOMETHING that will make him break a sweat...</P>

wyogiant77
01-18-2012, 03:53 PM
Yeah he will, because then with that handicap, it may make it game and he wont feel as bad schoolin ya up and down the field.

dezzzR
01-18-2012, 03:53 PM
Can you imagine if he missed his 1st game ever due to diahhrea? And why didn't he get a flu shot?

No problem, just borrow Cleveland's pants.
Or a diaper. I dont see how anyone can have the ****s for that long.


Whatever he has, 4-5 days should be plenty of rest.

bELIeve_in_Giants
01-18-2012, 03:54 PM
Any twitter people on this board find anything out?

He had to run to the bathroom twice during practice and then they sent him home.

burier
01-18-2012, 03:57 PM
Any twitter people on this board find anything out?

He had to run to the bathroom twice during practice and then they sent him home.


seriously?

ElisStomach
01-18-2012, 04:04 PM
don't worry I am fine, I took some midol and should be better by tomorrow

dsd28
01-18-2012, 04:06 PM
its just lactose intolerance from all the cheese he ate on sunday [:D]

Rudyy
01-18-2012, 04:07 PM
don't worry I am fine, I took some midol and should be better by tomorrow Go back to the 49'ers message board.

ElisStomach
01-18-2012, 04:11 PM
interested if any of you think that montana, young, aikman, marino, favre, rodgers, brady, brees, brady, peyton, or big ben would miss a practice before a playoff game because of a stomach bug. Unreal, he must have swallowed a bit too much...

derekunion28
01-18-2012, 04:11 PM
lol

Ruttiger711
01-18-2012, 04:14 PM
interested if any of you think that montana, young, aikman, marino, favre, rodgers, brady, brees, brady, peyton, or big ben would miss a practice before a playoff game because of a stomach bug. Unreal, he must have swallowed a bit too much...</P>


brady much?</P>

ElisStomach
01-18-2012, 04:17 PM
obv i was talking about brady quinn, even he wouldn't do something that lame.

bELIeve_in_Giants
01-18-2012, 04:18 PM
Any twitter people on this board find anything out?

He had to run to the bathroom twice during practice and then they sent him home.


seriously?

That's what one of the reports said on twitter.

ElisStomach
01-18-2012, 04:19 PM
i hear menstrual cramps cause nausea...a lot of the new york giants fans wives I date tell me they use that excuse on their husbands when they cum and see me.

BillTheGreek
01-18-2012, 04:20 PM
IT WAS PROBABLY MOLDED CHEESE HE ATE IN GREEN BAY.....MAKE HIM SOME HOME MADE CHICKEN SOUP WITH SOME GARLIC IN IT !

ElisStomach
01-18-2012, 04:21 PM
IT WAS PROBABLY MOLDED CHEESE HE ATE IN GREEN BAY.....MAKE HIM SOME HOME MADE CHICKEN SOUP WITH SOME GARLIC IN IT !

why would he eat moldy cheese, is he really that stupid?

Methaeus
01-18-2012, 04:22 PM
its only wednesday.....relax....</P>


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Agreed! Plenty of time before the game for him to get better.

ibbill
01-18-2012, 04:23 PM
Wait....who the hell poisoned our quarterback???* </P>


Goodall/Leavy</P>

You win thats the guys. They just hate to see us do well.

bubblesmcgee
01-18-2012, 04:24 PM
i hear menstrual cramps cause nausea...a lot of the new york giants fans wives I date tell me they use that excuse on their husbands when they cum and see me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I cant believe that im laughing so hard at this this is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen! OMG this is fantastic do you write your own material? if so you should be paid for your efforts.

Hold on a second...I just realized these are actually just pity laughs. Sorry to get your hopes up I guess you shouldnt quit your day job

BillTheGreek
01-18-2012, 04:28 PM
IT WAS PROBABLY IN HIS CHEESE OMELET

ElisStomach
01-18-2012, 04:29 PM
i hear menstrual cramps cause nausea...a lot of the new york giants fans wives I date tell me they use that excuse on their husbands when they cum and see me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I cant believe that im laughing so hard at this this is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen! OMG this is fantastic do you write your own material? if so you should be paid for your efforts.

Hold on a second...I just realized these are actually just pity laughs. Sorry to get your hopes up I guess you shouldnt quit your day job


you couldn't tell the difference between your own real laugh and a pity laugh? Are you ******ed? Are you Eli Manning?

edit-the word that is *** out is another word for mentally challenged.

GiantWarfare
01-18-2012, 04:30 PM
w/ the exception of one or two, these niner trolls are actually as pathetic as you can get...

gimmick accounts now? Really?

lol...

ElisStomach
01-18-2012, 04:31 PM
w/ the exception of one or two, these niner trolls are actually as pathetic as you can get...

gimmick accounts now? Really?

lol...

more or less pathetic than eli manning tearing his ***** lip in practice?

calzonesays
01-18-2012, 04:35 PM
a lot of pathetic niner trolls here, but they've been terrible for like 9 years now, they have a lot of pent up aggression.

NY_Eli
01-18-2012, 04:36 PM
w/ the exception of one or two, these niner trolls are actually as pathetic as you can get...

gimmick accounts now? Really?

lol...

more or less pathetic than eli manning tearing his ***** lip in practice?

I think this one assures the ban

BigBlue D
01-18-2012, 04:36 PM
w/ the exception of one or two, these niner trolls are actually as pathetic as you can get...

gimmick accounts now? Really?

lol...

more or less pathetic than eli manning tearing his ***** lip in practice?


LOL Usually we try and make opposing team's posters look irrelevant
and uneducated, but it seems that you and a few others are doing a great
job of that on your own.

bubblesmcgee
01-18-2012, 04:36 PM
w/ the exception of one or two, these niner trolls are actually as pathetic as you can get...

gimmick accounts now? Really?

lol...
more or less pathetic than eli manning tearing his ***** lip in practice?

I think this one assures the ban

itd be nice...

Gianthunter
01-18-2012, 04:41 PM
Mods on vacation again. Go figure.

MikeIsaGiant
01-18-2012, 04:47 PM
I thought 49er fans were classy, seems to me they are making stupid accounts and acting like children

Easy-Duz-It
01-18-2012, 05:21 PM
I thought 49er fans were classy, seems to me they are making stupid accounts and acting like children

everyone is classy at a 3,000 mile distance. seems as though the bay area is the philadelphia of the west coast...as far as the fans go.

ElisStomach
01-18-2012, 05:22 PM
I am trying to have a respectful conversation here, you guys don't think its sad eli manning missed practice today?

Final Score Prediction

49ers - 35
Giants -17

jomo
01-18-2012, 05:26 PM
Hmmmm, interesting. It would not surprise me if we are trying to fake out the 9ers with this info. Make the enemy think that our most valuable weapon is on its way down with the flu. All is fair in the quest to the SB.Alright, I was three and a half hours behind the curve. That's pretty normal for me! [:D]

FiremanBob
01-18-2012, 05:31 PM
Actually, he had a Harbaugh caught in his throat but he was able to Coughlin up. He's fine now. He's not Donovan.

GJRNYG
01-18-2012, 06:23 PM
oh noes! :(

dinz
01-18-2012, 07:30 PM
goldenjoe.. a troll sighting..

bert
01-18-2012, 08:13 PM
my spouse and i just got over the 24 hour thing. it was bad the one day and we were on road to recovery the next. eli will be fine.

krygny
01-18-2012, 08:29 PM
I think this is just a polite way of saying Eli is pooping his brains out.

He needs to stay close to the crapper, therefore he missed practice...
OOOOHHHH, you're talking about the <font size="4"><font color="#006400">"green apple splatters"!!</font></font> It's gonna be a restless night in the Manning household tonight!!

http://www.enema-information.com/images/4quart-bag.jpg

YATittle1962
01-18-2012, 10:20 PM
interested if any of you think that montana, young, aikman, marino, favre, rodgers, brady, brees, brady, peyton, or big ben would miss a practice before a playoff game because of a stomach bug. Unreal, he must have swallowed a bit too much...

yr a bright one arent you

all those guys would get sent home to in case it was something contagious that could spread to most of the team

some people just have no clue

JJC7301
01-18-2012, 10:21 PM
its only wednesday.....relax....</p>




I know it's only Wednesday and he will play , but in the same respect I don't think I threw up any alarms. Just sharing what I heard with the community.</p>


Can you imagine if he missed his 1st game ever due to diahhrea?* And why didn't he get a flu shot?</p>


Can someone please see if Jeff Hostetler is available for duty?</p>

Flu shots are for respiratory flu, not stomach ailments.

Flu can cause stomach problems. JK anyway, of course.

JJC7301
01-18-2012, 10:23 PM
Any twitter people on this board find anything out?

He had to run to the bathroom twice during practice and then they sent him home.


seriously?

That's what one of* the reports said on twitter.

Do they have reports from inside the men's room? Were there gurgling sounds? Gurgling sounds are no good.

rcrane082985
01-18-2012, 10:23 PM
Its probably eagles fans posing as niners fans. Eagles fans are all losing their minds right now..