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titwio
02-06-2012, 08:16 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyb2llmPA1qbjmnoo1_500.jpg

look@dafilm
02-06-2012, 08:18 AM
"And so, Bradshaw takes things literally when he says he is going to **** all over the Patriots".

krygny
02-06-2012, 08:18 AM
<font size="4">I fart in your general direction, you silly Patriots.</font>

GiantinCt
02-06-2012, 09:13 AM
"Lucky to be in the playoffs, my ***"

brad
02-06-2012, 09:16 AM
Giants win again.. now you can kiss my ***

Gmen DLS
02-06-2012, 09:24 AM
"Look what I can do!"

bLuereverie
02-06-2012, 09:27 AM
Namaste

titwio
02-06-2012, 09:33 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyb2llmPA1qbjmnoo1_500.jpg

Patriots end zone...Nice play to take a poop.

lttaylor56
02-06-2012, 09:33 AM
Awesome!!!!!!!! Eli told me not to score, I'm so confused, what do I do?

titwio
02-06-2012, 09:51 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyb2llmPA1qbjmnoo1_500.jpg

Bradshaw getting ready to do his best Russian folk dance.

Terminator56
02-06-2012, 10:07 AM
he hit the floor...Next thing u know...44 got low, low, low, low, low, low low low

SweetZombieJesus
02-06-2012, 11:03 AM
Sitting to victory

KillaRich
02-06-2012, 11:04 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyb2llmPA1qbjmnoo1_500.jpg

From Facebook not me.... "****tin' on niggas"

Kruunch
02-06-2012, 11:05 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyb2llmPA1qbjmnoo1_500.jpg

Who took my chair?!

Toadofsteel
02-06-2012, 11:18 AM
Why don't you back that *** up?

jgrangers11
02-06-2012, 11:31 AM
"I just can't hold it in any longer!"

Dabluguy
02-06-2012, 11:34 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyb2llmPA1qbjmnoo1_500.jpg

If you remember the Tom Green song from years a go you will get this.

MY bum is on your endzone! My bum is on your Endzone! My bum is on your endzone!

titwio
02-06-2012, 11:37 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyb2llmPA1qbjmnoo1_500.jpg

If you remember the Tom Green song from years a go you will get this.

MY bum is on your endzone! My bum is on your Endzone! My bum is on your endzone!



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1st round: Correct Player (*30 points) - Correct Position (15 points)
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3rd round: Correct Player(*40 points) - Correct Position (15 points)
4th round: Correct Player (*45 points) - Correct Position (15 points)
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7th round: Correct Player (*60 points) - Correct Position (15 points)


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School: Louisville
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Bluesmagoo
02-06-2012, 11:38 AM
# 51 uses Jedi mind trick to levitate Bradshaw into endzone.

SweetZombieJesus
02-06-2012, 11:39 AM
We're so good we even score touchdowns when we don't want to.

wales
02-06-2012, 11:43 AM
for some reason I thought of this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoQ5goVpjyM
this is what I do I sit on you

bflo23
02-06-2012, 12:11 PM
Giants can't even stop themselves from scoring. They are too good.

BillTheGreek
02-06-2012, 12:15 PM
SITTING DOWN on the JOB !

bflo23
02-06-2012, 12:16 PM
Patriots #1 excuse.

"Patriots didn't lose. We let the Giants score."

nyginpattown
02-06-2012, 12:21 PM
I learned this from Desaun Jackson