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Tomigooner
02-08-2012, 03:48 AM
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #22229c; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God.”This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Blue and White sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Giants flag waving in the heavenly breezes, a swimming pool in shape of a Giants helmet, a Giants logo in every window, and an Eli Manning jersey on the front door.

Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Tom?"

"Well, why does Eli Manning get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Eli’s house…it's mine."<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

SweetZombieJesus
02-08-2012, 01:28 PM
You made Tom Brady has a sad

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/daily-morning-awesomeness-172.jpg

Toadofsteel
02-08-2012, 01:39 PM
The pastor at my church used this to open his sermon on the christmas eve midnight mass... and he's a cowboys fan of all things (though one of those nice cowboys fans) The only difference was Eli was replaced in the story with Tebow.

GiantinCt
02-09-2012, 07:29 PM
Wish he had a summer place with Mets decor!