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Kruunch
02-08-2012, 01:38 PM
Eli: 2 SBs, 2 SB MVPs, 2 Pro Bowls, 8-3 in the post season, 27k yards, 58% completion, 185 TDs, 128 Ints.

God: 0 in all categories.*

Eli > God.

True story.

* possibly 1-1 in playoffs if we include his proxy, Tim Tebow.

GmenFan1980
02-08-2012, 01:41 PM
0 Ints are better then 128 :P

DragonSoul
02-08-2012, 01:42 PM
0 Ints are better then 128 :Pyou tell him lol

GameTime
02-08-2012, 01:43 PM
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TheEnigma
02-08-2012, 01:44 PM
I'm not sure if Eli is really on God's level yet. Maybe he could be compared to the apostles but he needs a few more rings before we mention him in the same sentence as God, Buddha, or the other greats of all time.

Kruunch
02-08-2012, 01:45 PM
0 Ints are better then 128 :P

Ok you got me there .... but I'll take lots of TDs if it means some Ints over just eternally abstaining.

And let's not even get into the Personal Foul calls over the years.

Kruunch
02-08-2012, 01:46 PM
I'm not sure if Eli is really on God's level yet. Maybe he could be compared to the apostles but he needs a few more rings before we mention him in the same sentence as God, Buddha, or the other greats of all time.

Not sure about Buddha ... his game plan kind of got crippled when they stopped allowing balls to be hidden in your belly.

GameTime
02-08-2012, 01:46 PM
I'm not sure if Eli is really on God's level yet. Maybe he could be compared to the apostles but he needs a few more rings before we mention him in the same sentence as God, Buddha, or the other greats of all time. Not sure about Buddha ... didn't he play offensive line?</P>


D-line</P>


see Wilfork....:)</P>

Kruunch
02-08-2012, 01:47 PM
I'm not sure if Eli is really on God's level yet. Maybe he could be compared to the apostles but he needs a few more rings before we mention him in the same sentence as God, Buddha, or the other greats of all time. Not sure about Buddha ... didn't he play offensive line?</P>


D-line</P>


see Wilfork....:)</P>]

Buddha smiles too much for defense.

TheEnigma
02-08-2012, 01:50 PM
You're correct, Buddha played Center for many years and helped his team lead the league in rushing for many years.

I was mistaking him for that new QB that was drafted a few years back out of the Middle East. His name starts with an A or something but his team and God's team have played against each other in quite a few championships.

Kruunch
02-08-2012, 01:52 PM
You're correct, Buddha played Center for many years and helped his team lead the league in rushing for many years.

I was mistaking him for that new QB that was drafted a few years back out of the Middle East. His name starts with an A or something but his team and God's team have played against each other in quite a few championships.

Heh wrong leagues.

ny06
02-08-2012, 01:58 PM
Eerie similarities</P>


http://i55.tinypic.com/qy8ebm.jpghttp://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/009/591/Manning18_827001gm-a_crop_340x234.jpg?1282063266</P>

Kruunch
02-08-2012, 02:01 PM
Eerie similarities</P>


http://i55.tinypic.com/qy8ebm.jpghttp://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/009/591/Manning18_827001gm-a_crop_340x234.jpg?1282063266</P>

HOLY ..... !

(see what I did there?)

Markroman
02-08-2012, 02:52 PM
God would be resting on Sundays. Case closed.

Kruunch
02-08-2012, 03:59 PM
God would be resting on Sundays. Case closed.

Good point.