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Eze E
02-13-2012, 12:47 PM
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>Here’s to the big, fat blow hard Rex Ryan<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>Who while speaking to his team started cryin’<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>He guaranteed a Super Bowl berth<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>But it was big brother Giants who proved such worth<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>Rex stated that the Giants live in the past<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>But, who <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U>currently</U>[/B] owns the Lombardi Trophy at last<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>He admittedly lost control of his players<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>His captain Santonio became one of the biggest naysayers<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>Ryan’s “Super Bowl” team could only muster an 8-8 season<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>The beat down from the Giants was one big reason<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>You said that you won’t kiss a Belichick ring<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>But, that is the closest you will ever get to joining Coughlin as king<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>The Giants had the first celebration at Met Life<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>While Rex could only play footsies with his wife<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>Rex claimed that it’s now a Jets’ town<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>Another Giants’ parade showed he’s a clown<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>The Jets can <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U>never</U>[/B] claim to be equal to Big Blue<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT face=Calibri><FONT size=5>Until they <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U>win</U>[/B] a Super Bowl championship or <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U>two</U>[/B]!<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>

ghwriter1976
02-13-2012, 12:55 PM
"Or two!" LOVE IT!

jhamburg
02-13-2012, 01:18 PM
I honestly don't see Rex talking about the Giants for awhile after this year.

MikeIsaGiant
02-13-2012, 02:23 PM
I want him to keep talking, it's super fun.

Nice work by the way!

Giants10Joe
02-13-2012, 02:25 PM
In the book he wrote during the lockout he said the Jets would be better than the Giants for the next 10 years. In the first year, we won a Super Bowl. If that's any indication, I can't wait to see what the next 9 years will be like. I would also like Rex Ryan to publicly issue a retraction and publish a new version of his book.

THE_New_York_Giants
02-13-2012, 02:39 PM
This is the greatest ode I have ever read.

SweetZombieJesus
02-13-2012, 04:07 PM
Love it. Rex, and his ways, are exposed. Nothing the big mouth can say with any credibility. He's going to drown in his own bile.

miked1958
02-15-2012, 12:08 AM
"Or two!" LOVE IT!
"Or three!" Actually

atl-giant
02-18-2012, 01:57 AM
Love it.* Rex, and his ways, are exposed.* Nothing the big mouth can say with any credibility.* He's going to drown in his own bile.


Rex, and his ways, are exposed.
And he can do nothing but stand on the sidelines and pose.
Nothing the big mouth can say with any credibility.
Because he is nothing more than a big fat hillbilly.
He's going to drown in his own bile.
As his team goes down in a pile.

Toadofsteel
02-19-2012, 09:34 AM
I honestly don't see Rex talking about the Giants for awhile after this year.

Rex should count his lucky stars that he generally only has to face us in the preseason, save for every 4 years... and 2012 is not one of those years. In fact, unless he somehow puts together a team that can take him into the playoffs the next 3 years, I don't see him being head coach the next time there is a Battle of the Meadowlands in the regular season.

jomo
02-19-2012, 09:48 AM
The beauty is that he has to play his home games in Giants Stadium. [;)]