Ode to Rex [Archive] - New York Giants Fan Forum

Eze E

02-13-2012, 11:47 AM

Here’s to the big, fat blow hard Rex Ryan<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Who while speaking to his team started cryin’<o:p></o:p>
He guaranteed a Super Bowl berth<o:p></o:p>
But it was big brother Giants who proved such worth<o:p></o:p>
Rex stated that the Giants live in the past<o:p></o:p>
But, who currently[/B] owns the Lombardi Trophy at last<o:p></o:p>
He admittedly lost control of his players<o:p></o:p>
His captain Santonio became one of the biggest naysayers<o:p></o:p>
Ryan’s “Super Bowl” team could only muster an 8-8 season<o:p></o:p>
The beat down from the Giants was one big reason<o:p></o:p>
You said that you won’t kiss a Belichick ring<o:p></o:p>
But, that is the closest you will ever get to joining Coughlin as king<o:p></o:p>
The Giants had the first celebration at Met Life<o:p></o:p>
While Rex could only play footsies with his wife<o:p></o:p>
Rex claimed that it’s now a Jets’ town<o:p></o:p>
Another Giants’ parade showed he’s a clown<o:p></o:p>
The Jets can never[/B] claim to be equal to Big Blue<o:p></o:p>
Until they win[/B] a Super Bowl championship or two[/B]!<o:p></o:p>

ghwriter1976

02-13-2012, 11:55 AM

"Or two!" LOVE IT!

jhamburg

02-13-2012, 12:18 PM

I honestly don't see Rex talking about the Giants for awhile after this year.

MikeIsaGiant

02-13-2012, 01:23 PM

I want him to keep talking, it's super fun.

Nice work by the way!

Giants10Joe

02-13-2012, 01:25 PM

In the book he wrote during the lockout he said the Jets would be better than the Giants for the next 10 years. In the first year, we won a Super Bowl. If that's any indication, I can't wait to see what the next 9 years will be like. I would also like Rex Ryan to publicly issue a retraction and publish a new version of his book.

THE_New_York_Giants

02-13-2012, 01:39 PM

This is the greatest ode I have ever read.

SweetZombieJesus

02-13-2012, 03:07 PM

Love it. Rex, and his ways, are exposed. Nothing the big mouth can say with any credibility. He's going to drown in his own bile.

miked1958

02-14-2012, 11:08 PM

"Or two!" LOVE IT!
"Or three!" Actually

atl-giant

02-18-2012, 12:57 AM

Love it.* Rex, and his ways, are exposed.* Nothing the big mouth can say with any credibility.* He's going to drown in his own bile.

Rex, and his ways, are exposed.
And he can do nothing but stand on the sidelines and pose.
Nothing the big mouth can say with any credibility.
Because he is nothing more than a big fat hillbilly.
He's going to drown in his own bile.
As his team goes down in a pile.

Toadofsteel

02-19-2012, 08:34 AM

I honestly don't see Rex talking about the Giants for awhile after this year.

Rex should count his lucky stars that he generally only has to face us in the preseason, save for every 4 years... and 2012 is not one of those years. In fact, unless he somehow puts together a team that can take him into the playoffs the next 3 years, I don't see him being head coach the next time there is a Battle of the Meadowlands in the regular season.

jomo

02-19-2012, 08:48 AM

The beauty is that he has to play his home games in Giants Stadium. [;)]