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    A guy walks into an ice cream parlor and says..."I'd like a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate"

    Worker says..."I'm sorry sir, but we're out of chocolate, pick something else"

    Guy says..."Okay, gimme a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate"

    Worker:...."Sir, I already told you we're out of chocolate, please pick something else"

    Guy:....."Okay, gimme a scoop of butter pecan and a scoop of chocolate"

    Worker:....."Sir, can you spell the van in vanilla?"

    Guy:......"Sure, V-A-N"

    Worker:....."Can you spell the straw in strawberry?"

    Guy:......"Sure, S-T-R-A-W"

    Worker:......"Can you spell the *** in chocolate?"

    Guy:......"There is no *** in chocolate"

    Worker:......"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, THERE IS NO *** CHOCOLATE!"



    LOL....Feel free to share some of your ticklers.
    Last edited by Die-Hard; 11-17-2012, 03:50 PM. Reason: Profanity

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    What is green and has wheels?

    Grass, I lied about the wheels.
    Mood: WOOF!

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    • #3
      I got a joke. Kevin Gilbrides play calling.
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      • #4
        What do you call cheese that isn't you're?

        Nacho Cheese

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