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  • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
    Well she is blonde..
    True

    Still she graduated from Texas A&M in 2010 with a degree in Communications and a minor in Psychology so i;'m not sure hair color can be used as an excuse lol

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    • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
      Maybe she is Polish. I don't know.

      If you need some tips, dezz, just watch scripted porn. You ever realize how much *** delivery drivers get?!
      lmao.....seems like a legit source. it checks out.
      Oderint Dum Metuant

      It's too bad, I'm too good....

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      • Originally posted by Krusty View Post
        True

        Still she graduated from Texas A&M in 2010 with a degree in Communications and a minor in Psychology so i;'m not sure hair color can be used as an excuse lol
        Color me unimpressed, lol.
        My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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        • Originally posted by Krusty View Post
          True

          Still she graduated from Texas A&M in 2010 with a degree in Communications and a minor in Psychology so i;'m not sure hair color can be used as an excuse lol
          Haha well I was kidding.
          Mood: WOOF!

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          • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
            Color me unimpressed, lol.
            a texan left a gun in a car.....that's about as controversial as me drinking beer.
            who gives a flying ****.
            Oderint Dum Metuant

            It's too bad, I'm too good....

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            • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
              lmao.....seems like a legit source. it checks out.
              Dezz Scheme:

              1. Get a pizza box
              2. Put a modest-sized hole in the pizza box
              3. Drive to her home
              4. Insert peen in the pizza box
              5. Knock on door
              6. Wait for the other guy inside to finish up
              7. Have her open the pizza box when she finally gets to the door
              8. Profit

              Back-up Plan: If in the really off-chance that she's creeped out by the whole ordeal, have an engagement ring ready to buy her silence.
              My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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              • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
                Dezz Scheme:

                1. Get a pizza box
                2. Put a modest-sized hole in the pizza box
                3. Drive to her home
                4. Insert peen in the pizza box
                5. Knock on door
                6. Wait for the other guy inside to finish up
                7. Have her open the pizza box when she finally gets to the door
                8. Profit

                Back-up Plan: If in the really off-chance that she's creeped out by the whole ordeal, have an engagement ring ready to buy her silence.
                hmm...i dont know WHY....but "**** in a Box" seems like a REALLY familiar idea......

                btw you forgot step 7.5

                7.5) ??????
                Oderint Dum Metuant

                It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
                  Dezz Scheme:

                  1. Get a pizza box
                  2. Put a modest-sized hole in the pizza box
                  3. Drive to her home
                  4. Insert peen in the pizza box
                  5. Knock on door
                  6. Wait for the other guy inside to finish up
                  7. Have her open the pizza box when she finally gets to the door
                  8. Profit

                  Back-up Plan: If in the really off-chance that she's creeped out by the whole ordeal, have an engagement ring ready to buy her silence.
                  Raw dogged.
                  Mood: WOOF!

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                  • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                    hmm...i dont know WHY....but "**** in a Box" seems like a REALLY familiar idea......
                    Sure it's not the "modest-sized hole" that's ringing a bell?
                    My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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                    • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                      Raw dogged.
                      As Eminem would say: "Man **** that, hit that **** raw dog and bail."
                      My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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                      • Idk why but this bad me laughing out loud for a few minutes. ****ing Uncle Rico hahaha

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                        • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
                          Dezz Scheme:

                          1. Get a pizza box
                          2. Put a modest-sized hole in the pizza box
                          3. Drive to her home
                          4. Insert peen in the pizza box
                          5. Knock on door
                          6. Wait for the other guy inside to finish up
                          7. Have her open the pizza box when she finally gets to the door
                          8. Profit

                          Back-up Plan: If in the really off-chance that she's creeped out by the whole ordeal, have an engagement ring ready to buy her silence.
                          Iv seeen those movies

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                          • Wow, how could this have never occurred to me? DENNIS her.

                            DENNIS the **** out of her.
                            My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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                            • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
                              Wow, how could this have never occurred to me? DENNIS her.

                              DENNIS the **** out of her.
                              lmao!
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                              1st) O.J Howard TE Bama 2nd) D. Walker DE F.S.U 3rd) S. Perine RB Oklahoma
                              4th) E. Magnuson OT/OG Mich 5th) J. Replogle DT Purde
                              6th) Fred Ross WR Miss St 7th) J. Reeves-Maybin LB Tenn
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                              • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
                                Wow, how could this have never occurred to me? DENNIS her.

                                DENNIS the **** out of her.
                                YESSSSSS!!!!!

                                my friends say that **** all the time.

                                "Wtf are you doing?!"

                                "Demonstrating my value!!!"
                                Oderint Dum Metuant

                                It's too bad, I'm too good....

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