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  • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
    First encounter:

    JPizzack: So about us..
    Me: I'm seeing someone now, sorry.
    JPizzack: You straight.


    JPizzack: So that means we can't talk?
    Me: Talk like how? Friends? Sure, we can be "friends."
    JPizzack: Ok, cool!

    Third encounter:
    JPizzack: Wyd? Let me take you out.
    Me: Out?
    JPizzack: I wanna buy you a drink and chill.

    Chill meaning ****.
    JPizzack: So...I'm actually seeing someone right now.
    Guy: I mean yeah so am I but like...you know, we can still kick it.
    JPizzack: *Ignores*

    Fourth encounter:
    JPizzack: Can I give you head?


    GET THE ****
    smh
    My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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    • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
      smh
      So....I'm actually seeing someone right now.
      Oderint Dum Metuant

      It's too bad, I'm too good....

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      • So the bish that I tried to buy something off on Craigslist didn't sell me the **** because she didn't have change for a twenty and also didn't wanna take 2 dollars less than the price we agreed to. When she found I only had twenties she started acting like I was about to rob her.
        "I punched the **** out of em in the back with an uppercut"
        - Marshawn Lynch

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        • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
          So....I'm actually seeing someone right now.
          We know, it's Bill.
          Mood: WOOF!

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          • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
            We know, it's Bill.
            the guy can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.....
            Oderint Dum Metuant

            It's too bad, I'm too good....

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            • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
              the guy can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.....
              Is that why you two are together?
              Mood: WOOF!

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              • Originally posted by gurujot View Post
                So the bish that I tried to buy something off on Craigslist didn't sell me the **** because she didn't have change for a twenty and also didn't wanna take 2 dollars less than the price we agreed to. When she found I only had twenties she started acting like I was about to rob her.
                -____-

                To be fair, I never have cash, so I wouldnt have been able to make change either lol
                Oderint Dum Metuant

                It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                  Is that why you two are together?
                  You'll have to ask him. I dont know why he hangs around, because I beat the **** out of him, so....
                  Oderint Dum Metuant

                  It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                  • I just laughed in my office, because I could hear "Creep" by TLC on the internal radio, and it made me think of Michael Keaton in "The Other guys"
                    Oderint Dum Metuant

                    It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                    • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                      -____-

                      To be fair, I never have cash, so I wouldnt have been able to make change either lol
                      But would you tell me your not selling me the **** over two bucks. She was charging me 45 in the first place and I had a couple twenties and some change in my car. Usually the seller just says **** it and calls it a day at 40.
                      "I punched the **** out of em in the back with an uppercut"
                      - Marshawn Lynch

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                      • Originally posted by gurujot View Post
                        But would you tell me your not selling me the **** over two bucks. She was charging me 45 in the first place and I had a couple twenties and some change in my car. Usually the seller just says **** it and calls it a day at 40.
                        Dude...her pimp would have beat her to a pulp if she only took 40 for a blowski
                        Oderint Dum Metuant

                        It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                        • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                          Dude...her pimp would have beat her to a pulp if she only took 40 for a blowski
                          It was a shirt that they gave away at a raps game that I really wanted so it's not even like she payed for it.
                          "I punched the **** out of em in the back with an uppercut"
                          - Marshawn Lynch

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                          • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KHuNqgsuQw

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                            • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                              First encounter:

                              Guy: So about us..
                              Me: I'm seeing someone now, sorry.
                              Guy: You straight.


                              Second encounter: So that means we can't talk?
                              Me: Talk like how? Friends? Sure, we can be "friends."
                              Guy: Ok, cool!

                              Third encounter:
                              Guy: Wyd? Let me take you out.
                              Me: Out?
                              Guy: I wanna buy you a drink and chill.

                              Chill meaning ****.
                              Me: So...I'm actually seeing someone right now.
                              Guy: I mean yeah so am I but like...you know, we can still kick it.
                              Me: *Ignores*

                              Fourth encounter:
                              Guy: Can I give you head?


                              GET THE ****
                              Give me dezs number and tell him that hes broad that might like em
                              "I punched the **** out of em in the back with an uppercut"
                              - Marshawn Lynch

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                              • Originally posted by gurujot View Post
                                Give me dezs number and tell him that hes broad that might like em
                                Come on over

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