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  • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
    Lol

    I said no to all of his questions in that song btw.
    7. If it was time to put in work, would you be down to ride?

    This is the best question. It’s just a rounded version of “If I was going to commit a drive-by, would you participate?” This is actually one of the questions they ask on Match.com. Fair.
    Oderint Dum Metuant

    It's too bad, I'm too good....

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    • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
      7. If it was time to put in work, would you be down to ride?

      This is the best question. It’s just a rounded version of “If I was going to commit a drive-by, would you participate?” This is actually one of the questions they ask on Match.com. Fair.
      Basically lol.
      Hell ****ing no I'm not getting in trouble from the law cause your *** wanna sell dope.
      Mood: WOOF!

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      • Here is a meaningless question: Who won the 2013 Pro Bowl MVP?

        The answer: Kyle Rudolph.

        Don’t know who Kyle Rudolph is? Here’s a picture of his face:



        The Minnesota Vikings tight end has 133 receptions for 1,286 yards and 17 touchdowns … in his entire career. Rob Gronkowski once had 90 receptions for 1,327 yards and 17 touchdowns in four months.

        The point here is not to say that the Pro Bowl is dumb. Some people seem to like it, good players will occasionally participate, and the uniforms are pretty cool if you ingest just the right amount of psilocybin before kickoff. Rather, the point is that the Pro Bowl has become a place where Kyle Rudolph can be the best player in a game that, according to Wikipedia, consists of “players who … are considered to be elite.” In other words, the Pro Bowl has become a place where our wildest Rudolphian fever dreams can come true.
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        • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
          Odell tastes great..
          Gross

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          • "In related news: Andy Dalton was just named to the 2015 Pro Bowl. He’s the seventh alternate, offered a spot only after Joe Flacco declined in order to spend time with his wife before she gives birth to the 58th president of the United States. Did Andy Dalton play a game this year in which his team literally would’ve been better off hiking the ball directly into a volcano on every snap? Doesn’t matter. In the Pro Bowl, you are living every parallel dimension all at once. Interstellar is a better football movie than Draft Day."
            Oderint Dum Metuant

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            • "If there was one obvious roadblock on Manziel’s OVO-tagged path to greatness this season, it was that the other teams were allowed to employ a defense."
              lmao
              Oderint Dum Metuant

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              • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
                Gross
                I disagree
                Mood: WOOF!

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                • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
                  Kate Beckinsale
                  I don't get the whole Kate Beckinsale thing I don't think she's that great.
                  "I punched the **** out of em in the back with an uppercut"
                  - Marshawn Lynch

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                  • Rihanna
                    Mood: WOOF!

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                    • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                      Rihanna
                      No.
                      Oderint Dum Metuant

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                      • Originally posted by gurujot View Post
                        I don't get the whole Kate Beckinsale thing I don't think she's that great.
                        thennnnn YOU just dont know!
                        Oderint Dum Metuant

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                        • Bill Hemmer: Just to let our viewers know, the second part of that interview is how BB always answers questions.


                          lol

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                          • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                            thennnnn YOU just dont know!
                            Seriously. Whats wrong with that guyee?

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                            • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                              No.
                              You need serious help.
                              Mood: WOOF!

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                              • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                                Rihanna
                                She a ho fo shooo.

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