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  • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill told me he shaves his legs
    In the 3rd grade

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill watches Sex and the City
    I try to live life like Samantha tbh

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill likes foot shavings in his milk, guys.
    It's not as mainstream

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill just told me he's secretly a Jets fan
    Forgive me for wanting to root for a classy franchise

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill told me he likes mayonaise sandwiches
    eh

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill's top 5 rappers:

    1. Riff Raff
    2. Young Thug
    3. ASAP George
    4. ASAP Kyle
    5. ASAP Asap
    You forgot ASAP Jake

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill told me he's going to be an OBGYN.......
    Yes

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill told me he shoots heroin, which is why he's always skipping classes
    Kinda. I skip class because I'm dope sick.

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill told me his GPA this semester was a 0.7, but still made the honor roll.
    1.7* and that's because I banged Mrs. Schopple.

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill told me that was only possible because he banged Mrs. Schopple after school. Bill has no shame.
    I did bang Mrs. Schopple.

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill told me he DOES sleep because sleep is NOT the cousin of death.
    Flat out inaccurate

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill told me he's the deflator, and has deflated Tom Brady's balls on more than one occasion. However, he says he nor Tom don't know how The Colts were able to gather information from inside Tom's bedroom.
    Sadly this has only happened in my mind.

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill just told me that he plans on sabotaging Guru in fantasy this year by freezing his team the entire league year. (I actually support this tbh).
    I'm gonna let Ryan have final say on all of his trades

    Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Bill just told me he's secretly an independent black woman named Joshika who don't need no man.
    I got my own home, I got my own car, work two jobs, I'm a bad broad tbh
    My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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    • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
      Bill just told me he's secretly an independent black woman named Joshika who don't need no man.
      I found this part to be particularly offensive
      "I punched the **** out of em in the back with an uppercut"
      - Marshawn Lynch

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      • Originally posted by gurujot View Post
        I found this part to be particularly offensive
        My bio teacher was Indian.

        It still sounds like a ghetto black name.
        Mood: WOOF!

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        • gurujot is italian, no?
          My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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          • A gurujotelli
            Mood: WOOF!

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            • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
              A gurujotelli
              My last names pretty italian as it is
              "I punched the **** out of em in the back with an uppercut"
              - Marshawn Lynch

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              • Romana
                My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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                • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
                  Rudy I'm moving in with you
                  That jungle fever ...
                  http://boards.giants.com/showthread....est-game/page6
                  http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Articles/11_2554_A_brief,_fact-filled_history_of_the_NFL_passing_game.html
                  http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8732732/is-new-york-giants-qb-eli-manning-worthy-hall-fame-espn-magazine

                  Entire Team Let Eli down today - NYG4l

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                  • Originally posted by gumby74 View Post
                    That jungle fever ...
                    Of course
                    Mood: WOOF!

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                    • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
                      Bill just told me he's secretly an independent black woman named Joshika who don't need no man.
                      Joshika? He told me his name was Lashawnda.

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                      • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
                        Joshika? He told me his name was Lashawnda.
                        Lied
                        Mood: WOOF!

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                        • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
                          Lied
                          Got your PM!

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                            • Patriots fans are so daft. They set up a gofund me account to "help" the Patriots organization pay the $1 million dollar fine LOLOLOL
                              Mood: WOOF!

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                              • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
                                Patriots fans are so daft. They set up a gofund me account to "help" the Patriots organization pay the $1 million dollar fine LOLOLOL
                                they are ****ing crazy

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