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  • Hey I have date tonight. It's a first date, I'm a bit nervous, is it wrong to use a certificate at a restaurant on a first date ?

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    • Originally posted by jmike View Post
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      censorship is overrated imo
      My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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      • She bop you bop a we bop

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        • Originally posted by jmike View Post
          So what was the joke.
          I will take you through it if you want, but it fell flat which means it wasn't funny, and it isn't in hindsight either.

          But I was quick posting and it was kind of a stream of consciousness thing...and obviously too arcane to be funny

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          • Originally posted by Corporeal Allan View Post
            Hey I have date tonight. It's a first date, I'm a bit nervous, is it wrong to use a certificate at a restaurant on a first date ?
            I assume she's paying, so no, it'd probably be the right thing to do.
            My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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            • Originally posted by Corporeal Allan View Post
              Hey I have date tonight. It's a first date, I'm a bit nervous, is it wrong to use a certificate at a restaurant on a first date ?
              No. In fact to make sure you don't go over the limit, make sure you order for your date.

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              • Girls only like salad, chicken and water, btw imo tbqh

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                • "Two salmons, and water for the lady"
                  My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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                  • "Oh, the groupon covers drinks? Fresca for the lady."
                    My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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                    • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
                      I assume she's paying, so no, it'd probably be the right thing to do.
                      Nope ole a-town is paying if you hear me my only friend.

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                      • Four fried chickens and a coke

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                        • Originally posted by Sarcasman View Post
                          Girls only like salad, chicken and water, btw imo tbqh
                          I like bigger women who like to eat. I love a thick booty

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                          • "Make that one salmon, one chicken fingers form the kid's menu and water for the lady, garcon"

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                            • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                              Four fried chickens and a coke
                              and some dry white toast for the lady

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                              • The guy should always pay. I'm very old fashioned about my women.

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