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  • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
    my favorite part of that game was when there was a botched snap, and you can hear AR yell "AWW ****!!!"
    lol
    lol ****!
    Mood: WOOF!

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    • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
      Anyone see Plax teeing off on philly fans yesterday? lol
      Yea it was pretty funny. "What if I told you the Eagles play in New England next week" then he said something like "Eagles 40 for 40". Lol

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      • So weds night, I was out for a bit, was leaving one bar around 8 to meet up with some people at another. Only had 1 beer at the first bar, no big deal.
        So I get there, and get a text from my buddy, "hey running a little late. Got called back to work to deal with something, should only be like 30 more mins."

        So I didn't want to wait IN the bar, felt like that would just make me drink more, which I wasn't too keen on doing that night. So I'm in a municipal lot, and waiting in my car.
        I fell asleep......
        get a knock on my window, it's a cop. Roll down my window, and he immediately ask if I've been drinking, I said no, I was waiting for some friends...
        My phone was on my lap and I looked at the time. I had been there an hour and a half lol. missed 3 calls ,~4 texts.

        He gave me like every sobriety test in the book lol. Which of course, I was fine.

        I'm basically a bum, falling asleep in a parking lot. lol
        Oderint Dum Metuant

        It's too bad, I'm too good....

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        • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
          only 18 on mine
          $%^&*(*&^%$!!!!!

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          • Originally posted by Zaz View Post
            How many points did stafford put up in your league? He gave me 36 which I feel was low.
            Proud of you, ya only made a few grammatical errors in dat post

            Stafford is capitalized for starters.

            Oops

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            • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
              So weds night, I was out for a bit, was leaving one bar around 8 to meet up with some people at another. Only had 1 beer at the first bar, no big deal.
              So I get there, and get a text from my buddy, "hey running a little late. Got called back to work to deal with something, should only be like 30 more mins."

              So I didn't want to wait IN the bar, felt like that would just make me drink more, which I wasn't too keen on doing that night. So I'm in a municipal lot, and waiting in my car.
              I fell asleep......
              get a knock on my window, it's a cop. Roll down my window, and he immediately ask if I've been drinking, I said no, I was waiting for some friends...
              My phone was on my lap and I looked at the time. I had been there an hour and a half lol. missed 3 calls ,~4 texts.

              He gave me like every sobriety test in the book lol. Which of course, I was fine.

              I'm basically a bum, falling asleep in a parking lot. lol
              Dat story put me to sleep tbh IMO

              Oww!

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              • Pizza
                Mood: WOOF!

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                • This bisch, ( chuckles to himself)

                  Ateeeeeention!!!!

                  Private Allan Sir yasssss $ir

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                  • I like to do!

                    What about you?

                    Come at me!

                    Biting off more dan you can chew !!

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                    • I may have what you call a laxed mind but I ain't punchy!

                      Butkus!!!

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                      • jmike using her alt again smh
                        My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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                        • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
                          jmike using her alt again smh
                          Jenmike is just as bad as ole A-town when it comes to spelling!!!

                          Both spell their names wrong.

                          JK JM

                          So did y'all have a good Thanksgiving ?

                          Pizz any more hilarious stories ?!?

                          See what I did there.

                          Whoops!!!

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                          • Hey private, let's get a Jp story ranking
                            My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.

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                            • On a scale of 1 to Rudy's backside I give his story of falling asleep in a parking lot a 3.

                              Howevs it was one of his better ones. For someone who is so critical of others jokes n stories he sure knows how to bore the hell out of ya!!!

                              He needs to work on his story telling TBH IMO. Chubby people are supposed to be funny.

                              Whoops!!!

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                              • Originally posted by gmen0820 View Post
                                Hey private, let's get a Jp story ranking
                                Dont forget he doesn't have a GF

                                But there is a girl who would be upset if she read that!!

                                Love that one. Cracks me up every time. I give it 2. One for each time he makes that joke.

                                Pure comedic Gold!!!

                                Who what who what who what!!!

                                Whoops!! I didn't again.

                                Whoops!!! Played with your heart. Have mercy!!
                                Last edited by Private Allan; 11-28-2015, 12:52 PM.

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