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  • Man goes into a psychiatrist's office.....
    "Doctor doctor.....One day I think I'm a Teepee......the next day I think I'm a Wigwam.......what's wrong with me"

    Doctor......"You're too tense"
    Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

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    • Originally posted by Morehead State View Post
      Man goes into a psychiatrist's office.....
      "Doctor doctor.....One day I think I'm a Teepee......the next day I think I'm a Wigwam.......what's wrong with me"

      Doctor......"You're too tense"
      tents

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      • Originally posted by Morehead State View Post
        Man goes into a psychiatrist's office.....
        "Doctor doctor.....One day I think I'm a Teepee......the next day I think I'm a Wigwam.......what's wrong with me"

        Doctor......"You're too tense"
        Did you see the new pirate movie?
        It's rated ARRRRRRR.
        http://boards.giants.com/showthread....est-game/page6
        http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Articles/11_2554_A_brief,_fact-filled_history_of_the_NFL_passing_game.html
        http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8732732/is-new-york-giants-qb-eli-manning-worthy-hall-fame-espn-magazine

        Entire Team Let Eli down today - NYG4l

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        • Originally posted by jmike View Post
          tents
          Yes...That's the joke. You have to say it out loud to get the joke.
          Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

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          • Originally posted by gumby74 View Post
            Did you see the new pirate movie?
            It's rated ARRRRRRR.
            A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar.....Bartender says.." Sorry...we don't serve food".
            Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

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            • Originally posted by Morehead State View Post
              A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar.....Bartender says.." Sorry...we don't serve food".
              Then sandwhich says, "ouch!"
              http://boards.giants.com/showthread....est-game/page6
              http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Articles/11_2554_A_brief,_fact-filled_history_of_the_NFL_passing_game.html
              http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8732732/is-new-york-giants-qb-eli-manning-worthy-hall-fame-espn-magazine

              Entire Team Let Eli down today - NYG4l

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              • Originally posted by Morehead State View Post
                Yes...That's the joke. You have to say it out loud to get the joke.
                But this is text, so you should have written "tents"

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                • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
                  You all tell lame jokes..
                  The funniest thing morehead ever said on here is when he lectured people and admitted that these boards at times are unhealthy for him. It cracks me up still.
                  Last edited by Ztown; 02-14-2017, 12:40 PM.

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                  • Anybody hear If it's dress down Friday at pizz's work ?

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                    • I'm going to take Ztown's mother out to a nice seafood dinner and then NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!!!
                      Oderint Dum Metuant

                      It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                      • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                        I'm going to take Ztown's mother out to a nice seafood dinner and then NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!!!
                        Ztown's mother is a saint!

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                        • Pizz how was your weekend ?

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                          • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                            I'm going to take Ztown's mother out to a nice seafood dinner and then NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!!!
                            I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

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                            • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
                              I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states
                              I'd take her to the car wash....get that **** waxed!!
                              Oderint Dum Metuant

                              It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                              • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
                                I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states
                                She is deceased but that's not a bad idea in your case. Now sexual acts on a dead body is illegal however it wouldn't be a bad idea for you to start off with a lifeless object, like a blow up doll. Then work your way up to humans. Don't worry deez we will get you laid eventually.

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