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  • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
    Why am I getting breaking news alerts about Bill O'Reily

    Idgaf
    Yea you do.

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    • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
      Yea you do.
      I really don't. I don't think you guys realize what is happening

      First I get one alert..oh cool, woohoo great.


      Then a second...from another news source. Mind you it's popping up on my phone at work, so i'm hearing dings all over the place.

      Then a third from someone else

      Then a fourth

      THEN A FIFTH

      OMG OK.

      I think I need to go into settings and just mute all these apps because help
      Mood: WOOF!

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      • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
        I really don't. I don't think you guys realize what is happening

        First I get one alert..oh cool, woohoo great.


        Then a second...from another news source. Mind you it's popping up on my phone at work, so i'm hearing dings all over the place.

        Then a third from someone else

        Then a fourth

        THEN A FIFTH

        OMG OK.

        I think I need to go into settings and just mute all these apps because help
        Ding, dong, the witch is dead.
        True fact... Margaret Hamilton, the Wicked Witch in the original Wizard of Oz, and The Maxwell House Lady, was my great cousin.
        But, no one cares, so I stopped putting it on my resume'. Those interviewers were always like... "I don't care. BFD. It's not who you know, it's what you know."

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        • Originally posted by jmike View Post
          The older he gets the more Einstein looks like Sam Elliot.

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          • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
            Sure,

            Buster Hymen

            password: hurtinforasquirtin

            No spaces

            It's not working. Is there a space in the user name?

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            • Originally posted by zimonami View Post
              The older he gets the more Einstein looks like Sam Elliot.
              Einstein isn't getting any older.

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              • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                Einstein isn't getting any older.
                You got my best shot.
                I don't have a humorous bone in my body.

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                • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                  Einstein isn't getting any older.
                  I wrote a song about his ex-wife. She's dead too.
                  Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

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                  • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
                    Sure,

                    Buster Hymen

                    password: hurtinforasquirtin

                    No spaces
                    I got in. Thanks!

                    btw, what's with all the shemale vids in the history? I'm not judging, just curios.

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                    • Originally posted by zimonami View Post
                      You got my best shot.
                      I don't have a humorous bone in my body.
                      What are your radius and ulna bones connected directly to you shoulder socket?

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                      • Originally posted by Sarcasman View Post
                        I got in. Thanks!

                        btw, what's with all the shemale vids in the history? I'm not judging, just curios.
                        hawt

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                        • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                          What are your radius and ulna bones connected directly to you shoulder socket?
                          hahahaha... NO. That would be my humErous bone.

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                          • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                            What are your radius and ulna bones connected directly to you shoulder socket?
                            if you were a dude, your name would be Hugh Morris.
                            Oderint Dum Metuant

                            It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                            • Originally posted by Sarcasman View Post
                              I got in.

                              ....porn sites don't count.
                              "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
                              "No...I didn't."
                              "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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                              • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
                                ....porn sites don't count.
                                Oh.

                                Nevermind then.

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