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  • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
    ............figures......
    What? It was funny.

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    • Originally posted by Morehead State View Post
      A truckload of Viagra was stolen last night. The police are looking for hardened criminals.
      The police caught them in the hospital ER... 4 hours later

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      • Originally posted by zimonami View Post
        Then you're a masochist, Joe.
        Sadist loves to give... masochist loves to receive

        Ah....now I got it straight.

        Excuse me for now; my wife has the medieval torture rack set up in the living room.
        "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
        "No...I didn't."
        "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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        • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
          Ah....now I got it straight.

          Excuse me for now; my wife has the medieval torture rack set up in the living room.
          I don't recommend using the straps that come with that. The buckles tend to leave marks. It isn't very expensive to get replacements and they are easy to install. I usually tend to purchase my restraints separately from whatever equipment I am using. The all in one packages look good but tend to leave you with cheap accessories that don't last or hold up to extended pressure.

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          • Originally posted by jmike View Post
            I don't recommend using the straps that come with that. The buckles tend to leave marks. It isn't very expensive to get replacements and they are easy to install. I usually tend to purchase my restraints separately from whatever equipment I am using. The all in one packages look good but tend to leave you with cheap accessories that don't last or hold up to extended pressure.

            You're right; we decided to go with a straight crucifixion instead; don't have to worry about the straps and this way the neighbors can enjoy as well.
            Those nails do hurt I must admit, but hey, I'm game for playing along.
            What happens when I lose all my blood supply?
            "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
            "No...I didn't."
            "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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            • Originally posted by zimonami View Post
              The police caught them in the hospital ER... 4 hours later
              If an erection lasts more than 4 hours...see a doctor...........................for her.
              Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

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              • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
                You're right; we decided to go with a straight crucifixion instead; don't have to worry about the straps and this way the neighbors can enjoy as well.
                Those nails do hurt I must admit, but hey, I'm game for playing along.
                What happens when I lose all my blood supply?
                Ummm...you die...idk nails through the hands is a bit further than I am willing to go, but whatever floats your boat, go for it.

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                • Well Jesus Christ Jenn!!
                  "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
                  "No...I didn't."
                  "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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                  • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
                    Well Jesus Christ Jenn!!
                    What?

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                    • not a fan of the fact that it's only Thursday right now....
                      Oderint Dum Metuant

                      It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                      • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                        not a fan of the fact that it's only Thursday right now....
                        My office is closed tomorrow, so I am a fan of Thursday.

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                        • Originally posted by Morehead State View Post
                          If an erection lasts more than 4 hours...see a doctor...........................for her.
                          The erection might last 4 hours, but you guys are usually out cold by the 30 min mark.

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                          • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                            My office is closed tomorrow, so I am a fan of Thursday.
                            I'd take tmrw off, except that'd be pointless because I said I'd cover some hours on Saturday....argh
                            Oderint Dum Metuant

                            It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                            • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                              The erection might last 4 hours, but you guys are usually out cold by the 30 min mark.
                              Whatever, I got off......

                              or: DM;HS....as they say
                              Oderint Dum Metuant

                              It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                              • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                                The erection might last 4 hours, but you guys are usually out cold by the 30 min mark.
                                For some reason that comment was addressed in the second person.
                                Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

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