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  • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
    ****ing boards.....


    J...A...Z....Z......
    lol... I fingered it out.

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    • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
      shut up
      I do not tolerate insouciance, young lady.

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      • Originally posted by zimonami View Post
        I used to sing really well, but my cigarette and marijuana smoke crushed vocal chords aren't melodious anymore.
        But, I still sound good on the classics, like, "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavor on the Bedpost overnight?", and "They're Coming to Take Me Away.", "The Battle of New Orleans", and "Mule Skinner Blues".
        Yeah, I've lost a lot of range over the years but I still end up signing in pretty much every band I play with.

        Because the criteria is almost always, least worst.

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        • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
          sooooo who here can sing ? I can

          btw, both wildflowers and to find a friend are great Tom petty ukulele tunes to sing and play. Unfortunately they're also very similar.

          Petty was clearly in a 5th capo headspace, it's a bit like blood on the tracks in that kind of sense.
          Last edited by Sarcasman; 05-31-2017, 10:11 PM.

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          • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
            Zim-
            I gotta get you a list of the j*** standards we used to re-name.....
            Original title: Musician title:

            "Honeysuckle Rose" "Honey Suck My Toes"
            "I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face" "I've Grown Accustomed To Her *****"
            "You'd Be So Nice To Come Home To" "You'd Be So Nice To Come On"
            "The Days Of Wine and Roses" "The Days Of Wine and Xanax"
            "I've Never Been In Love Before" "I've Never Been In Jail Before"
            "But Beautiful" "Butt Beautiful"
            "Hot House" "***** House"
            "Time After Time" "Crime After Crime"
            "Sophisticated Lady" "*****"
            "Easy To Love" "Easy To stuff"


            ETC
            "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
            "No...I didn't."
            "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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            • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
              Original title: Musician title:

              "Honeysuckle Rose" "Honey Suck My Toes"
              "I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face" "I've Grown Accustomed To Her *****"
              "You'd Be So Nice To Come Home To" "You'd Be So Nice To Come On"
              "The Days Of Wine and Roses" "The Days Of Wine and Xanax"
              "I've Never Been In Love Before" "I've Never Been In Jail Before"
              "But Beautiful" "Butt Beautiful"
              "Hot House" "***** House"
              "Time After Time" "Crime After Crime"
              "Sophisticated Lady" "*****"
              "Easy To Love" "Easy To stuff"


              ETC
              OMG.... Used to play thatr game years ago. Hasve heard somereally good ones, but can't remember a one. I'll have todo some thinking. Right off the bat, your first one was, "Honey, suck my nose"
              Righteous Bros.... Unclaimed Melody
              Bette Midler.... Wind Beneath His Thing
              Billy Joel... A Matter of Thrust
              Roberta Flack.... Killing me Softly with his Dong.
              Beatles Melody to O.J.... You've Got to Hide Your Gloves Away
              Sly and the Family Stone... Thank You for Letting Me Be Mice Elf.
              Simon and Garfunkel... I am a Crock.

              Ugh... there's got to be a whole lot better ones than that.

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              • Originally posted by zimonami View Post
                "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavor on the Bedpost overnight?", and "They're Coming to Take Me Away.", "The Battle of New Orleans", and "Mule Skinner Blues".
                The first 2 I know from that old Dr. Demento radio show, and the last 2 I know from a Kingfish album (along with "Mystery Train"). Do you yodel?

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                • Originally posted by zimonami View Post
                  Bette Midler.... Wind Beneath His Thing
                  Billy Joel... A Matter of Thrust
                  Roberta Flack.... Killing me Softly with his Dong.
                  Beatles Melody to O.J.... You've Got to Hide Your Gloves Away
                  Simon and Garfunkel... I am a Crock.
                  .
                  lol...good ones!

                  Sly and the Family Stone... Thank You for Letting Me Be Mice Elf....that's actually the real title!
                  "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
                  "No...I didn't."
                  "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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                  • We used to see how many songs we could change one word in the chorus to the F word instead.....

                    "I Wanna (F) with Somebody"
                    "I Want You To (F) Me"
                    "(F) This Way"
                    "You (F)'d Me All Night Long"
                    "(F) After (F)"
                    "(F) It"
                    "(F) Shack"
                    "Do You Really Want To (F) Me"
                    "Keep On (F)ing You"
                    "(F)ing On The Moon"
                    "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
                    "No...I didn't."
                    "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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                    • "Leadership fits Beckham like a McAdoo suit"

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                      • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
                        "Leadership fits Beckham like a McAdoo suit"

                        lol

                        wtf, that's not the looping gif. there's one of those where it loops perfectly and the kid keeps falling over and over and over lol
                        Oderint Dum Metuant

                        It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                        • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                          everybody can sing, I think the better question is who can sing well

                          heck, even my cats can sing....it is torture when they do, but that doesn't stop them.
                          Can you sing well
                          Mood: WOOF!

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                          • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
                            Link?
                            Oh I have tons of videos of me singing but let me upload them. Mostly in the choir
                            Mood: WOOF!

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                            • Originally posted by jmike View Post
                              I wish it was just men, I heard someone say in the midst of a debate over abortions when asked if she had ever been pregnant "No, but I have almost been pregnant often." That unfortunately was not the stupidest thing I heard in that discussion, but might have made the top 20, it would be a close thing there. My favorite was the genius who when asked if she had ever had an abortion, replied with "No but I hope to one day."
                              Huh? Wait so she HOPES to have an abortion...intentionally??
                              Mood: WOOF!

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                              • Originally posted by Rudy View Post
                                Can you sing well
                                nope, but that doesn't stop me

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