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  • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post

    You should get out to the Hamptons....catch some lobster.....maybe see Jane topless.

    Whatever you do stay out of the pool though.
    But I love the pool. I bought it, damnit I'm using it.

    And I hate the Hamptons. But the again, everybody does.

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    • Originally posted by Sarcasman View Post

      But I love the pool. I bought it, damnit I'm using it.

      And I hate the Hamptons. But the again, everybody does.
      I must admit, the one time we tried a Hamptons Bed and Breakfast, the owners were *******s. We weren't allowed to use their sunroom, pool, or yard - even though this was all shown in their website pictures. There was a common area for us to sit and play games, but they played a Billy Joel greatest hits on constant loop in there. Usually people become B+B owners because they enjoy other people, not to torture them.

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      • Originally posted by jimmie ray View Post

        Don't stop believin'

        Hold on to that fe-eee-eelin'

        I remember a friend playing that for us losers hanging out in the attic smoking pot. It was the first time we ever heard someone play ***** music, and we were like WTF is this ****???
        He told us this is what you put on for a girl, if you ever wanted a BJ. I grabbed a pencil and paper, and was like O.K., what is the name of this album, again?
        Lololol.....

        Did it work??
        "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
        "No...I didn't."
        "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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        • Originally posted by jimmie ray View Post

          He's a city boy.

          Vacation starts in two weeks, finally. I'll be on the beach for some of it, on Lake Michigan for some and home upstate for some. No city dwelling planned

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          • Whats a vacation?

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            • Originally posted by jimmie ray View Post

              I must admit, the one time we tried a Hamptons Bed and Breakfast, the owners were *******s. We weren't allowed to use their sunroom, pool, or yard - even though this was all shown in their website pictures. There was a common area for us to sit and play games, but they played a Billy Joel greatest hits on constant loop in there. Usually people become B+B owners because they enjoy other people, not to torture them.
              A-holes. They probably were just doing it to offset their expenses.

              Here's an idea: If you can't afford to buy there without doing that, don't buy there. I'm pretty sure the sign at the entrance says "Rich A-holes Only"

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              • Originally posted by Sarcasman View Post

                But I love the pool. I bought it, damnit I'm using it.

                And I hate the Hamptons. But the again, everybody does.
                I thought you'd catch my Seinfeld reference.....
                "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
                "No...I didn't."
                "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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                • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post

                  I thought you'd catch my Seinfeld reference.....
                  You're confusing me with my brother, he's the Seinfeld maven in my family.

                  I can only be relied upon to catch Honeymooner and Odd Couple references.

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                  • So I assume you've been using this time to look up odd couple references to try to stump me?

                    Good luck*

                    * that was a Taken ref.

                    ps 0820 - Bill, suits is back on. What's up with it?

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                    • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post

                      I thought you'd catch my Seinfeld reference.....
                      I caught it. Classic episode.

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                      • Originally posted by Sarcasman View Post


                        Vacation starts in two weeks, finally. I'll be on the beach for some of it, on Lake Michigan for some and home upstate for some. No city dwelling planned

                        I hung with a dentist from Michigan smoking maduro's in Aruba a few years ago who told me about one of the ultimate US vacations spots in Michigan. Little help?


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                        • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post

                          Lololol.....

                          Did it work??
                          My wife is a huge Journey fan. One of those losers I hung out with, knew her from grade school. When he found out that I knew her family, he said so why don't you ask her out, then? Best advice I ever got.

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                          • Originally posted by Sarcasman View Post
                            I can only be relied upon to catch Honeymooner and Odd Couple references.
                            I'll bet you know all the new expressions, like "23 skidoo", and "I'll see you later, I'm eating a potatoe".

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                            • Originally posted by Roosevelt View Post


                              I hung with a dentist from Michigan smoking maduro's in Aruba a few years ago who told me about one of the ultimate US vacations spots in Michigan. Little help?

                              We'll actually be in Door County, Wi on Lake Michigan. Somehow I doubt anyone would consider it the ultimate US vacation spot

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                              • Originally posted by jimmie ray View Post

                                I'll bet you know all the new expressions, like "23 skidoo", and "I'll see you later, I'm eating a potatoe".
                                Bo-do-dee-oh-do!

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