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  • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
    Every year at the office we do a big thanksgiving dinner type food day. People bring in stuff they cooked up, and EVERY YEAR our brass(VPs and such) volunteer to bring in the big stuff like the turkey, ham, that kinda thing....

    Well....EVERY YEAR, they never show up...or they show up at like 3 o clock when everything is winding down lol
    Every year for Christmas Eve my family gets together around 4....every year a cousin is supposed to bring apps.....every year they don't show until 6 at least....by then everyone's hammered and already eating the main courses.....
    "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
    "No...I didn't."
    "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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    • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post

      Every year for Christmas Eve my family gets together around 4....every year a cousin is supposed to bring apps.....every year they don't show until 6 at least....by then everyone's hammered and already eating the main courses.....
      haha. sounds like my family. Well....my dad's side of the family, where everyone drinks just to tolerate each other.

      "JP is your dad showing up or what..."
      "I don't know. You know we don't talk to each other"
      "Well That's GREAT JP!! All this food will go to waste!"
      "I don't care....he's your brother" *chugs beer*
      "UuuGGggghhhHHh!!!!" *chugs wine*
      Oderint Dum Metuant

      It's too bad, I'm too good....

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