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  • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post

    And Jenn still has rug burn..........
    She was there to please
    even on her knees
    Making love to whoever she pleased
    she had to do it her way
    Or no way at all

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    • I can't quite recall if this is from Yeats, Whitman, or possibly Shakespeare, but....

      well swingin' on the front porch swingin' on the lawn
      swingin' where we want 'cause there ain't nobody home
      swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right
      if i think about baseball i'll swing all night yeah
      swingin' in the living room swingin' in the kitchen
      most folks don't 'cause they're too busy *****in'
      swingin' in there 'cause she wanted me to feed her
      so I mixed up the batter and she licked the beater
      i scream you scream we all scream for her
      don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her
      she's my cherry pie
      cool drink of water such a sweet surprise
      tastes so good make a grown man cry
      sweet cherry pie oh yeah
      she's my cherry pie
      put a smile on your face ten miles wide
      looks so good bring a tear to you eye
      sweet cherry pie yeah
      swingin' to the drums swingin' to guitar
      swingin' to the bass in the back of my car
      ain't got money ain't got no gas
      but we'll bet where we're goin' if we swing real fast
      swingin' in the bathroom swingin' on the floor
      swingin' so hard we forgot to lock the door
      in walks her daddy standin' six foot four
      he said you ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more
      "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
      "No...I didn't."
      "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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      • ^ Pretty sure that was from the unedited version of Disney's "Song of the South".

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        • Is it wrong to wish it was from "The Sound of Music"?
          "Sir, I was wondering: did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
          "No...I didn't."
          "Oh it was most exhilarating: the Giants of NY took on the Packers of Green Bay and in the end the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory."

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          • Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
            Is it wrong to wish it was from "The Sound of Music"?
            Would have made for a much better puppet show.

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            • Definitely not the style of Yeats or Shakespeare.
              I think it's from Warrant, and not Whitman.

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