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  • Originally posted by Moke View Post
    How is your vacation, Rudy?
    It's okay so far, and yours?
    Mood: WOOF!

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    • Read the reviews on the banana slicer, it won't disappoint.

      http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Ba...DateDescending
      Mood: WOOF!

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      • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
        Read the reviews on the banana slicer, it won't disappoint.

        http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Ba...DateDescending
        You don't own one of those do you?

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        • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
          It's okay so far, and yours?
          Did you do that purposely? I am not on vacation yet! Not until Thursday! I have finals and I hate studying!

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          • Originally posted by ShakeandBake View Post
            You don't own one of those do you?
            Lol no, my friend linked me to this and I died laughing.
            Mood: WOOF!

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            • I guess you could say that this marvel has saved my life on more than one occasion. When people talk about super hero's who do they say? Spiderman, Batman, Ironman, even the occasional Aquaman(not a real superhero, I mean really), but no the hero of my life is the Hutzler 571 Banana slicer.

              Here is my story:

              Once upon a time in the distant land of Port, that is Portland, I came across a villainous fiend who had beaten a woman to death. With what you say! None other than a banana! (Insert Dramatic Music) After accidentally alerting this man I asked him why he would do such a thing? He then proceeded to attack me with the banana. His justification for this act was he couldn't cut his banana into even slices! Sympathizing for this poor poor man, I forgave his actions, and gave him advice. "Buy the Hutzler 571 Banana slicer," now this man coming to his wits heeded my warning and listened to me. Who is this man you ask? I know him as Barry, but you may know him as the 44th president of the United States Barack Obama. Trust me, this device is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world.
              Like seriously... was that necessary?

              And I would never want a banana slicer like this, EVER.

              Why not cut the banana?

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              • Originally posted by Moke View Post
                Did you do that purposely? I am not on vacation yet! Not until Thursday! I have finals and I hate studying!
                No..haha I forgot you aren't out of school yet, whoops haha.
                Mood: WOOF!

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                • Originally posted by Moke View Post
                  Like seriously... was that necessary?

                  And I would never want a banana slicer like this, EVER.

                  Why not cut the banana?
                  "He then proceeded to attack me with the banana" LOL yeah, okay. Hahahaha
                  Mood: WOOF!

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                  • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                    "He then proceeded to attack me with the banana" LOL yeah, okay. Hahahaha
                    LOL, is that sexual?

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                    • Originally posted by Moke View Post
                      LOL, is that sexual?
                      I hope not hahaha
                      Mood: WOOF!

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                      • I want to whip my banana out and attack you with it.

                        Did you guys hear about the hofsra thing?

                        Damn man, this kid from my high school is going out with the sister of the girl who got shot. He was at the house too.

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                        • I want to live in Sweden. I need myself a bad chick who wants to move to Sweden. Or I can just move there myself and find my a hot Swedish chick.

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                          • Originally posted by Moke View Post
                            I want to whip my banana out and attack you with it.

                            Did you guys hear about the hofsra thing?

                            Damn man, this kid from my high school is going out with the sister of the girl who got shot. He was at the house too.
                            Yeah its terrible man, I feel bad for the girl and her family. The cop I feel bad for too, who knows what the situation was like out there and apparently they did exchange fire from what I heard. This is not the first time I've heard about a home invasion of an off campus Hofstra house. I used to go to NCC so I know first hand how much of a ****hole that area of Hempstead/Uniondale is. Hofstra needs to do something to step up security off campus either with their own staff(not sure if they can legally) or with the local police. These poor kids get targeted by criminals out there.

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                            • Originally posted by Moke View Post
                              I want to whip my banana out and attack you with it.

                              Did you guys hear about the hofsra thing?

                              Damn man, this kid from my high school is going out with the sister of the girl who got shot. He was at the house too.
                              That's so sad! What a pretty girl too :/
                              Mood: WOOF!

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                              • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                                "He then proceeded to attack me with the banana" LOL yeah, okay. Hahahaha

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