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  • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
    This guy is still alive? I can barely drink Vodka even with a chaser.
    Yea. He sounds like a mess, funny though.

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    • I like men in theater.

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      • Originally posted by dezzzR View Post
        Yea. He sounds like a mess, funny though.
        "I haven't drank in a week" I call B.S. on that one. At least he's a Giants fan.
        Mood: WOOF!

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        • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
          "I haven't drank in a week" I call B.S. on that one. At least he's a Giants fan.
          Yea he was slurring before he even sipped it.

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          • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
            This is a hilarious joke. I had to point out it was a joke, so I guess it's not that hilarious. Look at you; A regular comedian.

            [Read this in a monotone voice for the full effect]
            I choose to read it with wild changes of intonation.
            I like it much better that way.
            Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

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            • Craziest **** just happened.....

              I'm helping some older lady open some accounts at work, I finish things up, hand her my business card, and she says my last name PERFECTLY. I'm like, wow, you must know someone, because nobody ever gets my name on the first shot.

              And she looks at me funny..and says "Well....it's tragic really. I know the name from when we lived in Yonkers."

              I say,"Well...we ARE from Yonkers. What do you mean exactly??"

              She says "Well, the family who lived next door to me, they had a boy who had passed away far too young. It was extremely sad."

              "Do you remember his first name?"

              "Yes, I do. His name was Tommy."

              "Wow....yea that's my uncle. I mean, I obviously never met him, but....yea that was my father's brother. There were 4 children after Tommy"

              -Now, I'm like holy ****...this is so crazy. like, textbook "it's a small world" kind of situation.....but, this lady barely flinched....shes like....oh wow, well...nice to meet you.
              lol wtf....
              Oderint Dum Metuant

              It's too bad, I'm too good....

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              • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                Craziest **** just happened.....I'm helping some older lady open some accounts at work, I finish things up, hand her my business card, and she says my last name PERFECTLY. I'm like, wow, you must know someone, because nobody ever gets my name on the first shot. And she looks at me funny..and says "Well....it's tragic really. I know the name from when we lived in Yonkers."I say,"Well...we ARE from Yonkers. What do you mean exactly??"She says "Well, the family who lived next door to me, they had a boy who had passed away far too young. It was extremely sad.""Do you remember his first name?""Yes, I do. His name was Tommy.""Wow....yea that's my uncle. I mean, I obviously never met him, but....yea that was my father's brother. There were 4 children after Tommy"-Now, I'm like holy ****...this is so crazy. like, textbook "it's a small world" kind of situation.....but, this lady barely flinched....shes like....oh wow, well...nice to meet you. lol wtf....
                That's like something out of a scary movie right there..and the fact she was so casual about it is creepy.
                Mood: WOOF!

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                • Does anyone want to cut these checks for me at work? Please.

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                  • Originally posted by Moke View Post
                    Does anyone want to cut these checks for me at work? Please.
                    Yeah, sure.
                    Mood: WOOF!

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                    • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                      That's like something out of a scary movie right there..and the fact she was so casual about it is creepy.
                      right??
                      Oderint Dum Metuant

                      It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                      • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                        right??
                        Per-sess-suhpee
                        Mood: WOOF!

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                        • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                          Per-sess-suhpee
                          PER SUH SEP EEE

                          in Italian though it would be PAIR-CHA SEP EE
                          Oderint Dum Metuant

                          It's too bad, I'm too good....

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                          • Originally posted by JPizzack View Post
                            PER SUH SEP EEE
                            I almost got it down..
                            Mood: WOOF!

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                            • Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
                              Yeah, sure.
                              I hate your sarcasm Rudith

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                              • Originally posted by Moke View Post
                                I hate your sarcasm Rudith
                                Well I hate your face Michael.
                                Mood: WOOF!

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