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    [quote user="mjg407"][quote user="JerseyGiant21"]Heehee...............

    http://www.dlisted.com/node/14213


    <div align="left">A Russian woman was arrested after she set fire to her ex-husband's penis while he sat naked, drinking Vodka and watching TV. The couple divorced three years ago, but continued to live together. This is common in Russia, because rent is so high. </div>
    <div align="left"></div>
    <div align="left">The woman apparently lost it and couldn't handle it anymore.</div>
    <div align="left"></div>
    <div align="left">The man said, "It was monstrously painful. I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this." It's not certain if his **** will ever be the same.</div>
    <div align="left"></div>
    <div align="left">So you're sitting there with the gentle breezes brushing your peen, watching "To Russia With Love", sipping on some Svedka and before you know it you're transported to Hawaii and you're a human tiki torch! </div>
    <div align="left"></div>
    <div align="left">That being said, that crazy Russian ***** has talent! How she was able to sneak up behind him and set that **** on fire is beyond me. She should join <font style="font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(255, 0, 255) ! important; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana; position: static;" color="#ff00ff"><span class="kLink" style="font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(255, 0, 255) ! important; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana; position: static;">Cirque </span><span class="kLink" style="font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(255, 0, 255) ! important; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana; position: static;">Du </span><span class="kLink" style="font-weight: 400; font-size: 13px; color: rgb(255, 0, 255) ! important; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,Verdana; position: static;">Soleil</span></font>!</div>
    [/quote]ouch....[/quote]

    Definite ouch!! That didn't sound too good...

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      I don't know if you saw this yesterday Gmen...</P>


      MESA, Ariz.— An Arizona woman has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly stabbing her estranged husband in the chest during sex, MyFOXPhoenix.com reports.</P>


      Falon Gonzales, 23, was released on $100,000 bond after being booked Tuesday night, according to the report. Her husband, Juan Carlos Gonzales, 26, was listed in serious condition at a local hospital.</P>


      He fled to neighbor Tony Ballard's home on West Stanford Avenue in Gilbert, Ariz., after the attack, MyFOXPhoenix.com reports.</P>


      Click here to view the MyFOXPhoenix.com report.</P>


      "I've never had a naked man run to my house bleeding, you know what I mean?" Ballard told MyFOXPhoenix.com.</P>


      Ballard told MyFOXPhoenix.com that the couple was in the middle of sex when the alleged attack occurred.</P>


      "She was on top and she reached out of a bag and pulled a knife out of a bag and drove it into his chest," Ballard said of the incident.</P>
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      "She apologized first," the neighbor told MyFOXPhoenix.com. "She said 'Juan, I'm sorry about this.'"</P>


      Juan Carlos Gonzales was transported to Scottsdale Osborn Healthcare hospital with a collapsed lung and was listed in serious condition.</P>


      Authorities said Juan Gonzales moved out of the couple's home about a month ago and asked to meet his wife and a home appraiser Tuesday afternoon. He later showed Falon Gonzales dissolution of marriage papers.</P>


      Falon Gonzales told police that she hid a kitchen knife in a duffel bag at the home with a plan to harm her husband and stabbed him with it after luring him into the bathroom.</P>

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        The latest example of college football insanity comes from Allen Beckett, a 53-year-old Oklahoma fan who allegedly assaulted Texas fan Brian Thomas in an Oklahoma City bar because Thomas was wearing a Longhorns shirt. Begin seat-shifting / cringe- and whimper-inducing details... now:</P>
        <BLOCKQUOTE>


        Thomas said he decided he'd had enough after about 20 minutes of Beckett's abuse so he went to the bar to pay his tab. When he turned around, he said Beckett grabbed his crotch and refused to let go. Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn't let go until Thomas heard his scrutum tear and blood ran down his leg.
        </P></BLOCKQUOTE>


        It's not often I say this, but I want everyone to know that if you're crying right now, I won't judge you.</P>

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          [quote user="mjg407"]


          hahahaa....</P>


          http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/b...ll-press-.html</P>


          Interesting NFL off-season workout routines</P>


          <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Terrell Owens</SPAN>
          6am: Wake up, stare at abs
          7am: Cry like Patrick Ewing sweats
          8am: Take pill, call publicist for reassurance
          9am: Phone sex with Drew Rosenhaus
          12pm: Accuse someone of being gay
          1pm: Call press conference to rescind gay comments</P>
          <DIV style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Ricky Williams</DIV>
          <DIV>5am: Wake up, do Yoga, eat hemp shorts off body in Stoned Dog position
          8am: Eat Funyons and Cheetos
          9am: Talk to bong with helmet on for 3 hours
          12pm: Call psychiatrist</DIV>


          <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Tom Brady</SPAN>
          8am: Mix in "Morning After" pill with omelette made for whatever model woke in bed that morning
          9am: Have someone from NFL Countdown wax balls
          10am: Wax chest
          11am: Meet with press, say "Aw shucks" alot
          12pm: Go to photo-shoot, take shirt off, get pictures taken with shirt off and Brazilian model will bang you later that night</P>


          <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Marvin Lewis</SPAN>
          5am: Wake up, check police blotter
          5:15am: Go back to sleep
          7am: Wake up, check police blotter, head to film room
          11am: Emerge from film room, check police blotter, have lunch
          2pm: Shower, head to police station to bail someone out
          4pm: Hold press conference to suspend player, apologize to fans
          5pm: Check police blotter, hold another press conference, apologize to fans</P>


          Eli Manning
          8am: Wake up, practice crumpling to the ground on goose feathered mattress (100 reps, 3 sets)
          9am: Build arm strength by patting self on back (50 reps, 10 sets)
          11am: Go to SuperCuts, ask for "lamest haircut possible"
          12pm: Lunch with Frank Stallone, Jeremy Giambi and <FONT color=#cc6600>Mike Maddux</FONT> </P>


          [/quote]</P>


          LMAO! I love it!</P>

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            Has anyone seen this foolishness...</P>
            <DIV class=articleTitle>NYPD rejects 'dopey' meatball defense</DIV>
            <DIV class=articleByline>The Associated Press</DIV>
            <DIV class=articleDate>Article Last Updated:08/23/2007 03:16:27 PM MDT</DIV>


            NEW YORK—So much for the meatball defense. A veteran counterterrorism detective's claims that he flunked a drug test because his wife served him marijuana-spiked meatballs "simply weren't credible," and he has been fired by the New York Police Department, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said Thursday. </P>
            <DIV class=articleBody>


            With the dismissal, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly rejected an earlier recommendation by an administrative judge that the detective, Anthony Chiofalo, be reinstated. Kelly has final say on firings.


            An attorney for Chiofalo did not immediately respond to a telephone message seeking comment.


            Chiofalo, a 22-year-veteran assigned to the Joint Terrorism Task Force, was suspended without pay in 2005 after a random drug test found marijuana in his system. The officer denied ever using drugs and demanded a hearing.


            During an investigation, his wife said she had secretly substituted marijuana for oregano in her meatball recipe in hopes of forcing him to leave police work.


            The detective's lawyers presented evidence that she had passed a lie-detector test, and offered testimony from a toxicologist that the excuse was valid.<BR style="CLEAR: both"></P>


            http://www.denverpost.com/ci_6700369<BR style="CLEAR: both"></P></DIV>

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              [quote user="mjg407"]

              The latest example of college football insanity comes from Allen Beckett, a 53-year-old Oklahoma fan who allegedly assaulted Texas fan Brian Thomas in an Oklahoma City bar because Thomas was wearing a Longhorns shirt. Begin seat-shifting / cringe- and whimper-inducing details... now:</p>
              <blockquote>


              Thomas said he decided he'd had enough after about 20 minutes of Beckett's abuse so he went to the bar to pay his tab. When he turned around, he said Beckett grabbed his crotch and refused to let go. Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn't let go until Thomas heard his scrutum tear and blood ran down his leg.
              </p></blockquote>


              It's not often I say this, but I want everyone to know that if you're crying right now, I won't judge you.</p>[/quote]

              [:O] WTF??? Man, some really f'ed up people in this world! Yeah, I saw the story about the Arizona lady, dude, that's screwed up, too!

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                Hey Bleu!! What's up?

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                  Hey GMen4 what's shakin?

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                    Did you guys see this? My bud just sent me the link to this story. I'm not a big WWE fan but it mentions George Martin. Definitely pretty cool what George's doing.<a href="http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam07/exclusives/journeyfor911">

                    WWE makes Journey for 9/11</a>
                    <div class="content-top a1">
                    <h1>WWE makes 'Journey for 9/11'</h1>

                    <div class="date">Written: August 23, 2007</div>
                    </div>
                    <div id="content-leftColumn">


                    This Sunday before SummerSlam, WWE Divas Mickie James, Michelle McCool, Jillian and Victoria
                    will be on hand at Continental Airlines Arena for a special fundraiser
                    with former Giants defensive end George Martin and his “Journey for
                    9/11.”

                    “Journey for 9/11” is Martin’s quest to raise awareness
                    for rescue workers who have experienced health problems since the
                    terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001. This September, Martin will
                    set out on a walk across America, from New York City to San Francisco,
                    to raise awareness and money for these heroic rescue workers. WWE is
                    one of the sponsors of “Journey for 9/11.”

                    Our fans are
                    welcome to attend the fundraising event before SummerSlam on Sunday,
                    from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m., located between gates A and D at Continental
                    Airlines Arena.For a donation of $10, fans will be able to take photos
                    with the lovely Divas and meet George Martin as well as former fellow
                    Giants Joe Morris, Curtis McGriff and others.All money raised at the
                    event before the Biggest Party of the Summer will be donated directly
                    to the “Journey for 9/11.”</p>



                    </p>

















                    </div>

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                      [quote user="Bleu"]Hey GMen4 what's shakin?[/quote]

                      Not much. Same ole crap, different day. How are you doing? Getting ready for the season?

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                        Hhmmmmmm...adios Fidel? I'll believe it when I hear from another source rather than freaking perezhilton.com....stoopid celebrity blogger.......lol............a press conference huh....okay dokay........

                        http://www.perezhilton.com/



                        Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that U.S. officials
                        will be holding a press conference shortly to announce the death of
                        Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.</p>


                        South Florida police organizations are calling in reinforcements before the announcement is made, we’re told.</p>


                        PerezHilton.com was the first media outlet in the world to break the news of Castro’s death. We posted THIS ITEM on it last week!!!! </p>


                        A Cuban broke the story of the oppressive ogre’s passing. We are soooo proud and happy!!!</p>


                        We’re so sad we can’t be in Miami this weekend.</p>


                        There’s gonna be a big ol’ party en Calle Oche, mi gente!!!!</p>


                        In the words of Gloria Estefan…</p>


                        “Quiero my Cuba libre pa que la gente pueda - pa que mi gente pueda bailar!”</p>

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                          oh my gawd....the mother of all hip hoperas...........wacky R.Kelly.........

                          More chapters in his trapped in the closet craziness..................

                          http://www.bestweekever.tv/

                          WE CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH ROLANDO BOYCE: Finally, what you’ve all been waiting for… the OFFICIAL R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Wiki! Thank God someone can finally explain to me the difference between Pimp Lucius and Reverend Mosley James Evans. (Trapped in the Closet Wiki)

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                            Oy Vey! Just Oy vey........nothing else to say................................

                            Watch the video here:

                            The Hoff Strikes again.....

                            <div class="entry">


                            By popular demand, we’re proud to present to you this clip from Tuesday night’s finale of America’s Got Talent,
                            capturing the special event that only takes place once or twice a
                            season, in which producers push their carny contestants aside, and
                            allow His Royal Hoffness to step away from the judges
                            table and personally demonstrate to America what the word “talent”
                            truly means, which he accomplishes by getting dressed up all classy and
                            crooning one of the Hoff-tastic ditties that melt hearts and minds like
                            ice cubes in Hell. The actual competition portion of the show is really
                            just an excuse for this to happen. So sit back, relax, and submit
                            yourselves to the awe-inspiring power of a master’s perfect execution
                            of his craft.</p>
                            <center><embed src="http://www.ifilm.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2889148&amp;" align="middle" height="332" width="410"> </center>
                            </div>

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                              [quote user="GMENFAN4EVER"][quote user="Bleu"]Hey GMen4 what's shakin?[/quote]

                              Not much. Same ole crap, different day. How are you doing? Getting ready for the season?
                              [/quote]</P>


                              Sorry GMen4...had a conference call. Anyway...I'm doing well. And yes I'm ready for the season. Tired of the Strahan talks, and the petty feuds I'm ready for folks to play some football and take this mess out on the field.</P>


                              </P>

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                                [quote user="JerseyGiant21"]oh my gawd....the mother of all hip hoperas...........wacky R.Kelly.........

                                More chapters in his trapped in the closet craziness..................

                                http://www.bestweekever.tv/

                                WE CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH ROLANDO BOYCE: Finally, what you’ve all been waiting for… the OFFICIAL R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Wiki! Thank God someone can finally explain to me the difference between Pimp Lucius and Reverend Mosley James Evans. (Trapped in the Closet Wiki)
                                [/quote]</P>


                                Yeah I saw this the other day. Gotta love the R. LOL!</P>

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