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    <font size="6">WTF???

    [img]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i175/tylerschmidt_photo/Sexy_*****.jpg[/img]
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      [quote user="bigblue4417"]<font size="6">WTF???

      [img]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i175/tylerschmidt_photo/Sexy_*****.jpg[/img]
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      I agree!! WTF!!?

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        [quote user="bigblue4417"]<font size="6">WTF???

        [img]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i175/tylerschmidt_photo/Sexy_*****.jpg[/img]
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        Where the hell do you find this ****?

        WTF????

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          [quote user="bigblue4417"]<font size="6">WTF???

          [img]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i175/tylerschmidt_photo/Sexy_*****.jpg[/img]
          </font>[/quote]

          Oh mylanta

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          • Re: Asian giant for HC

            [quote user="bansaw"]Bump




            [/quote]lol

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            • Re: Asian giant for HC


              <font size="6">SICK TURTLE SWIMS TO HOSPITAL</font>




              http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/S...he-Doctor.html

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              • Re: Asian giant for HC

                From the courtroom
                <font color="black"><span style="color: black;">ATTORNEY: What was the first thing
                your husband said to you that morning?
                WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I,
                Cathy?'
                ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
                WITNESS: My name is
                Susan!
                ____________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: What
                gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
                WITNESS: Gucci sweats and
                Reeboks.
                ____________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: Are
                you sexually active?
                WITNESS: No, I just lie
                there..
                ____________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: This
                myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
                WITNESS:
                Yes.
                ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
                WITNESS: I
                forget.
                ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
                forgot?
                ___________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: Do you
                know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
                WITNESS: We both
                do.
                ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
                WITNESS: We do.
                ATTORNEY: You do?
                WITNESS:
                Yes, voodoo.
                ____________________________________________

                ATTORNEY:
                Now doctor isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know
                about it until the next morning?
                WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar
                exam?
                ____________________________________

                ATTORNEY: The youngest
                son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
                WITNESS: He's twenty, much like
                your IQ.
                ___________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: Were
                you present when your picture was taken?
                WITNESS: Are you ****ting
                me?
                _________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: So the date
                of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
                WITNESS: Yes.
                ATTORNEY: And
                what were you doing at that time?
                WITNESS: getting
                laid.
                ____________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: She had
                three children, right?
                WITNESS: Yes.
                ATTORNEY: How many were
                boys?
                WITNESS: None.
                ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
                WITNESS: Your
                Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new
                attorney?
                ____________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: How
                was your first marriage terminated?
                WITNESS: By death.
                ATTORNEY: And by
                whose death was it terminated?
                WITNESS: Take a
                guess.

                ____________________________________________

                ATTORNEY:
                Can you describe the individual?
                WITNESS: He was about medium height and had
                a beard.
                ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
                WITNESS: Unless the
                Circus was in town I'm going with
                male.
                _____________________________________

                ATTORNEY: Is your
                appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to
                your attorney?
                WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to
                work.
                ______________________________________

                ATTORNEY: Doctor, how
                many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
                WITNESS: All of
                them. The live ones put up too much of a
                fight.
                _________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: ALL your
                responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
                WITNESS:
                Oral.
                _________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: Do you
                recall the time that you examined the body?
                WITNESS: The autopsy started
                around 8:30 p.m.
                ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
                WITNESS:
                If not, he was by the time I
                finished.
                ____________________________________________

                ATTORNEY: Are
                you qualified to give a urine sample?
                WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that
                question?
                ______________________________________

                And the best for
                last:

                ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
                for a pulse?
                WITNESS: No.
                ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood
                pressure?
                WITNESS: No.
                ATTORNEY: Did you check for
                breathing?
                WITNESS: No.
                ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the
                patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
                WITNESS: No.
                ATTORNEY: How
                can you be so sure, Doctor?
                WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my
                desk in a jar.
                ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
                nevertheless?
                WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
                practicing law. </span></font>

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                • Re: Asian giant for HC



                  HA- HA !!!!</P>


                  I'm back!!!!</P>


                  LOL. we suffered a HDD crash with the last laptop and today me and the missus picked up a gently used yet fully refurbished Dell...</P>


                  listen i don't need no bells or whistles just i-net connection to chit chat with my MB mates. ( and manage my fantasy baseball team)</P>


                  anyway, i just wanted to say hello and g'nite to all of yous.</P>


                  later</P>


                  GY76</P>


                  NFL Championships : 1927 1934 1938 1956 Super Bowl Champions: XXI XXV XLII XLVI

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                    [quote user="mjg407"]From the courtroom
                    <FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black">ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
                    WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
                    ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
                    WITNESS: My name is Susan!
                    ____________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
                    WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
                    ____________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
                    WITNESS: No, I just lie there..
                    ____________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
                    WITNESS: Yes.
                    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
                    WITNESS: I forget.
                    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
                    ___________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
                    WITNESS: We both do.
                    ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
                    WITNESS: We do.
                    ATTORNEY: You do?
                    WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
                    ____________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: Now doctor isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
                    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
                    ____________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
                    WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
                    ___________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
                    WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
                    _________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
                    WITNESS: Yes.
                    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
                    WITNESS: getting laid.
                    ____________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
                    WITNESS: Yes.
                    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
                    WITNESS: None.
                    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
                    WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
                    ____________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
                    WITNESS: By death.
                    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
                    WITNESS: Take a guess.

                    ____________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
                    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
                    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
                    WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
                    _____________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
                    WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
                    ______________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
                    WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
                    _________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
                    WITNESS: Oral.
                    _________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
                    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
                    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
                    WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
                    ____________________________________________

                    ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
                    WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
                    ______________________________________

                    And the best for last:

                    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
                    WITNESS: No.
                    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
                    WITNESS: No.
                    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
                    WITNESS: No.
                    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
                    WITNESS: No.
                    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
                    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
                    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
                    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. </SPAN></FONT>
                    [/quote]</P>


                    ...Perry Mason was on this ..........Years ago.............LOL</P>


                    Stay Safe</P>

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                    • Re: Asian giant for HC

                      [quote user="giantyankee1976"]

                      HA- HA !!!!</p>


                      I'm back!!!!</p>


                      LOL. we suffered a HDD crash with the last laptop and today me and the missus picked up a gently used yet fully refurbished Dell...</p>


                      listen i don't need no bells or whistles just i-net connection to chit chat with my MB mates. ( and manage my fantasy baseball team)</p>


                      anyway, i just wanted to say hello and g'nite to all of yous.</p>


                      later</p>


                      GY76</p>[/quote]


                      What are the specs? How much did you pay for it? I have like 3 spare laptops I could have sold you one!!

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                      • Re: Asian giant for HC

                        [quote user="AsianGiant"][quote user="giantyankee1976"]

                        HA- HA !!!!</p>


                        I'm back!!!!</p>


                        LOL. we suffered a HDD crash with the last laptop and today me and the missus picked up a gently used yet fully refurbished Dell...</p>


                        listen i don't need no bells or whistles just i-net connection to chit chat with my MB mates. ( and manage my fantasy baseball team)</p>


                        anyway, i just wanted to say hello and g'nite to all of yous.</p>


                        later</p>


                        GY76</p>[/quote]


                        What are the specs? How much did you pay for it? I have like 3 spare laptops I could have sold you one!!

                        [/quote]
                        LOL don't tell me that.....[:'(]

                        i bought some RAM and Office Oh-7 for the wife and still got everything under 5, trust me i'm no gamer or A/V guy per se. we only wanted i-net capabilities and with the current economic situations, well, we had to be practical and pragmatic in our choices.

                        (there was a sweet toshiba i saw but again, i'm not made out of cash...)

                        PS
                        Thanks for the thought though. that's real cool of you.[B]


                        NFL Championships : 1927 1934 1938 1956 Super Bowl Champions: XXI XXV XLII XLVI

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                        • Re: Asian giant for HC

                          [quote user="giantyankee1976"][quote user="AsianGiant"][quote user="giantyankee1976"]

                          HA- HA !!!!</p>


                          I'm back!!!!</p>


                          LOL. we suffered a HDD crash with the last laptop and today me and the missus picked up a gently used yet fully refurbished Dell...</p>


                          listen i don't need no bells or whistles just i-net connection to chit chat with my MB mates. ( and manage my fantasy baseball team)</p>


                          anyway, i just wanted to say hello and g'nite to all of yous.</p>


                          later</p>


                          GY76</p>[/quote]


                          What are the specs? How much did you pay for it? I have like 3 spare laptops I could have sold you one!!

                          [/quote]
                          LOL don't tell me that.....[:'(]

                          i bought some RAM and Office Oh-7 for the wife and still got everything under 5, trust me i'm no gamer or A/V guy per se. we only wanted i-net capabilities and with the current economic situations, well, we had to be practical and pragmatic in our choices.

                          (there was a sweet toshiba i saw but again, i'm not made out of cash...)

                          PS
                          Thanks for the thought though. that's real cool of you.[B]
                          [/quote]

                          Ok, that's not bad then for under 5....the average price point for laptops now is somewhere around $700-800.....



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                            [quote user="giantyankee1976"][quote user="AsianGiant"][quote user="giantyankee1976"]

                            HA- HA !!!!</p>


                            I'm back!!!!</p>


                            LOL. we suffered a HDD crash with the last laptop and today me and the missus picked up a gently used yet fully refurbished Dell...</p>


                            listen i don't need no bells or whistles just i-net connection to chit chat with my MB mates. ( and manage my fantasy baseball team)</p>


                            anyway, i just wanted to say hello and g'nite to all of yous.</p>


                            later</p>


                            GY76</p>[/quote]


                            What are the specs? How much did you pay for it? I have like 3 spare laptops I could have sold you one!!

                            [/quote]
                            LOL don't tell me that.....[:'(]

                            i bought some RAM and Office Oh-7 for the wife and still got everything under 5, trust me i'm no gamer or A/V guy per se. we only wanted i-net capabilities and with the current economic situations, well, we had to be practical and pragmatic in our choices.

                            (there was a sweet toshiba i saw but again, i'm not made out of cash...)

                            PS
                            Thanks for the thought though. that's real cool of you.[B]
                            [/quote]


                            GY...use this size for the sig...
                            Hold your mouse over the sig and copy the image location...


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                            • Re: Asian giant for HC

                              Officers arrested a central New York couple because their 7- and
                              8-year-old sons showed up at school stoned on marijuana, police said.
                              Officials at Cleveland Elementary School notified authorities about the
                              possible drug use last week.

                              On Wednesday, state police charged
                              33-year-old James Tyson and 34-year-old Christina Miczek of Bernhards
                              Bay with endangering the welfare of a child. The misdemeanor is
                              punishable by up to a year in jail.

                              The boys smoked the
                              marijuana after finding it at their home, police said. Troopers also
                              charged a 15-year-old who made a smoking device for the boys. Troopers
                              didn't release his name because of his age.


                              Lovely parents.

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                                <font color="#ff0000">Is it not better to experiment at home with your parents than at a random party or something? </font>

                                What a joke. Some people should not reproduce.

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