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  • Dallas Cowboys Haiku

    Worst D of all time
    Romo has a broken back
    Holds the cellar keys

  • #2
    last year was the worse defense. no doubt about that

    fear Romo, for he will be leading Dallas to division title this yr with an IMPROVED defense stepping up

    sorry yall, the cellar keys are still dangling in new York this yr


    oh and um, hi

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    • #3
      How did that defense improve with losing its best passrusher and player, DeMarcus Ware? Sean Lee is also a done deal. They brought back the same coaching staff as well. LMFAO. In what world is losing those two guys (I didn't even mention Anthony Spencer) getting better? I have another haiku just for you:

      Delusional fan
      From Dallas that is common
      Get real your team sucks

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sharick88 View Post
        How did that defense improve with losing its best passrusher and player, DeMarcus Ware? Sean Lee is also a done deal. They brought back the same coaching staff as well. LMFAO. In what world is losing those two guys (I didn't even mention Anthony Spencer) getting better? I have another haiku just for you:

        Delusional fan
        From Dallas that is common
        Get real your team sucks
        how about the fact those two players you just mentioned were part of the worst defense in history for Dallas? How bout the fact those two players, not to mention hatcher btw, have been part of a seriously declining defense for a few yrs now? how bout the fact just the coaching change alone from old kiffen(jerry's worst decision ever to make him dc), to marinelli is going to show instantly? and not to mention a few key injuries from last yr that will return healthy this yr(so far anyways). oh yeah, and a few pretty decent defensive draft picks

        I smell nothing but improvement on the defense.

        as far as the offense? no worries there. beware the Romo

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        • #5
          Kinda hard for the cellar keys to "still" be hanging in NY when we finished one whole game behind you. Don't let the whole one playoff win since Clinton was president cloud your head.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by n420p69 View Post
            Kinda hard for the cellar keys to "still" be hanging in NY when we finished one whole game behind you. Don't let the whole one playoff win since Clinton was president cloud your head.
            nothing is clouding my head. the giants are the current cellar dwellars....that's just the way it is, like it or not lol

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DrFeelgood View Post
              nothing is clouding my head. the giants are the current cellar dwellars....that's just the way it is, like it or not lol

              All time totals in World Championships:

              Dallas Cowboys: Five Time World Champions. (1971, 1977, 1992, 1993, 1995)

              New York Giants: Eight Time World Champions. (1927, 1934, 1938, 1956, 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011)


              Your Cowgirls are still "Three Championships" behind the New York Giants.
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              • #8
                Bad news for Dr Feelgood!!!

                Keep telling us that 2014 is the Cowgirl's year.

                Bwwwwwaaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

                Read it and WEEP!!!!



                http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...ew-york-giants
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BronxBomberBlue View Post
                  All time totals in World Championships:

                  Dallas Cowboys: Five Time World Champions. (1971, 1977, 1992, 1993, 1995)

                  New York Giants: Eight Time World Champions. (1927, 1934, 1938, 1956, 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011)


                  Your Cowgirls are still "Three Championships" behind the New York Giants.
                  World championships? Lol the Cowboys have never won 'world championships'. Theyve won super bowls and by my count, Dallas is ahead of the giants in that category....get your facts straight

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BronxBomberBlue View Post
                    Keep telling us that 2014 is the Cowgirl's year.

                    Bwwwwwaaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

                    Read it and WEEP!!!!



                    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...ew-york-giants
                    I read it.....uh.....so? Didnt bother me any

                    Still though, and u can spin it anyway u want, the giants are the cellar dwellars of the east. And thats just the way it is

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                    • #11
                      http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200...h-quarterbacks


                      I don't see poor eli in this list anywhere however Romo is.....I rest my case

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DrFeelgood View Post
                        World championships? Lol the Cowboys have never won 'world championships'. Theyve won super bowls and by my count, Dallas is ahead of the giants in that category....get your facts straight

                        Just because the Cowgirls' first "World Championship" in 1971 was called a "Superbowl Championship", doesn't mean the Cowgirls have more World Championships than the New York Giants. Just because four of them (1927, 1934, 1938 & 1956) weren't called "Superbowl Championships"

                        It's "eight to five", Doctor.

                        The facts that I presented are "very straight"!!
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DrFeelgood View Post
                          I read it.....uh.....so? Didnt bother me any

                          Still though, and u can spin it anyway u want, the giants are the cellar dwellars of the east. And thats just the way it is

                          Hey you never answered my original question.

                          You know, the reason why you'd rather be here talking it up with New York Giants rival fans, than with other Cowgirl fans, because most of them are "BANDWAGONER" Cowgirl fans. You never told me if you were from Dallas, Texas?

                          Well??
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BronxBomberBlue View Post
                            Just because the Cowgirls' first "World Championship" in 1971 was called a "Superbowl Championship", doesn't mean the Cowgirls have more World Championships than the New York Giants. Just because four of them (1927, 1934, 1938 & 1956) weren't called "Superbowl Championships"

                            It's "eight to five", Doctor.

                            The facts that I presented are "very straight"!!
                            um, no they are not straight lol......sounds the ramblings of a desperate fan

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BronxBomberBlue View Post
                              Hey you never answered my original question.

                              You know, the reason why you'd rather be here talking it up with New York Giants rival fans, than with other Cowgirl fans, because most of them are "BANDWAGONER" Cowgirl fans. You never told me if you were from Dallas, Texas?

                              Well??
                              well what? do I currently live in Dallas? lol I fail to see the purpose of this but no I do not live in Dallas....

                              and if u even gonna start there with this, "oh well you cant be a real fan cause you aren't living in Dallas" then I am gonna have to bring up about the giants playing in new jersey instead of new York

                              lets not play stupid word games ok?

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