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  • PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

    GIANTS' ASSISTANT SPECIAL TEAMS COACH LARRY IZZO ONCE WENT "NUMBER 2" ON SIDELINE [+o(]

    "In recent years, several players have been spotted on the sidelines
    urinating. Most recently, it was San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak. However,
    current New York
    Giants
    assistant special teams coach and former New
    England Patriots
    linebacker Larry
    Izzo
    once took it a step further.


    Wide receiver Wes Welker revealed during an interview with Dan LeBatard of
    ESPN that Izzo once defecated on the Patriots' sideline…and was rewarded
    with a game ball for pulling it off.





    “This is 100% true,” Welker said. “And Larry would be so mad at me if I said
    that this did not happen, because he takes ultimate pride in this whole deal. Of
    all the special teams tackles and Pro Bowls he’s made, I guarantee you that game
    ball is probably a more prized item for him than his Super Bowl
    rings.”




    Some of the immediate questions that come to mind after reading this story
    have been left unsaid…which is probably for the best. Then again, the story
    itself may have been better off left untold. Yet here we are.




    Ahhh, post-NFL Draft,
    pre-rookie mini-camp football. These are the types of things that make the
    news.


    “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” MB Rule # 1

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    [quote user="RoanokeFan"]GIANTS' ASSISTANT SPECIAL TEAMS COACH LARRY IZZO ONCE WENT "NUMBER 2" ON SIDELINE** [+o(]

    "In recent years, several players have been spotted on the sidelines
    urinating. Most recently, it was San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak. However,
    current New York
    Giants
    assistant special teams coach and former New
    England Patriots
    linebacker Larry
    Izzo
    once took it a step further.


    Wide receiver Wes Welker revealed during an interview with Dan LeBatard of
    ESPN that Izzo once defecated on the Patriots' sideline…and was rewarded
    with a game ball for pulling it off.





    “This is 100% true,” Welker said. “And Larry would be so mad at me if I said
    that this did not happen, because he takes ultimate pride in this whole deal. Of
    all the special teams tackles and Pro Bowls he’s made, I guarantee you that game
    ball is probably a more prized item for him than his Super Bowl
    rings.”




    Some of the immediate questions that come to mind after reading this story
    have been left unsaid…which is probably for the best. Then again, the story
    itself may have been better off left untold. Yet here we are.




    Ahhh, post-NFL Draft,
    pre-rookie mini-camp football. These are the types of things that make the
    news.


    [/quote]
    This... Is... ****ing... funny

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    • #3
      Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

      Just my way of lightning the load..so to speak [:#]
      “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” MB Rule # 1

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      • #4
        Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

        [quote user="RoanokeFan"]Just my way of lightning the load..so to speak* [:#]
        [/quote]
        I laughed

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        • #5
          Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

          ewwwww
          whose helmet did he use?

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          • #6
            Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

            [quote user="fourth&forever"]ewwwww
            whose helmet did he use?[/quote]

            Wouldn't you think they'd have thought about Port-A-John by now? The seat could be an inverted helmet.
            “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” MB Rule # 1

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            • #7
              Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

              First we had Spy Gate, then Bounty Gate now its Defe-Gate.

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              • #8
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                [quote user="Rat_bastich"]First we had Spy Gate, then Bounty Gate now its Defe-Gate.[/quote]
                ha

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                • #9
                  Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

                  [quote user="RoanokeFan"][quote user="fourth&forever"]ewwwww
                  whose helmet did he use?[/quote]

                  Wouldn't you think they'd have thought about Port-A-John by now?* The seat could be an inverted helmet.
                  [/quote]
                  Sounds good until Eli is in there taking a dump & a play goes off the sideline and knocks the thing over & he emerges covered poop....

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                  • #10
                    Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

                    Some truths never need to be revealed, this is one of them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

                      No "loafing" on the field - sidelines only!

                      I realize that was awful - but I tried.

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                      • #12
                        Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

                        [quote user="chasjay"]No "loafing" on the field - sidelines only!

                        I realize that was awful - but I tried.
                        [/quote]
                        ha, that was okay in a 'pinch'.

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                        • #13
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                          Typical New England Patriots

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                          • #14
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                            So now we're in Day "No.2" of story "No.2"?


                            “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” MB Rule # 1

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                            • #15
                              Re: PROOF WE ARE IN A S L O W NEWS CYCLE!

                              [quote user="fourth&forever"]ewwwww
                              whose helmet did he use?[/quote]

                              "That is a chamber pot you poop in it."

                              "Poop in a football helmet, you'd like that wouldn't you hippy."

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