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    Honestly, it's not only that I'm better looking than Victor Cruz it's just that I'm a far better dancer and wide receiver. I know I'm not a pro athlete, but if I wanted to, trust me, I could do it with my eyes closed and my hair tied. I know this might sound arrogant, but it's the truth.

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      Originally posted by Paul Newman View Post
      Honestly, it's not only that I'm better looking than Victor Cruz it's just that I'm a far better dancer and wide receiver. I know I'm not a pro athlete, but if I wanted to, trust me, I could do it with my eyes closed and my hair tied. I know this might sound arrogant, but it's the truth.
      WHAT DID I JUST READ?!?

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        Paul Leonard Newman, no ya can't...

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          Cool story.
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          Jerry Reese. The Adrien Robinson of GM's.

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            Originally posted by bhz12 View Post
            Paul Leonard Newman, no ya can't...
            You'd be surprised what I can do sonny. I'm Fast Eddie Felson. All things are possible.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by NYGabriel View Post
              Cool story.
              Thanks man, I appreciate it.

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                Originally posted by Paul Newman View Post
                You'd be surprised what I can do sonny. I'm Fast Eddie Felson. All things are possible.
                Weren't you killed in Boliva?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ashleymarie View Post
                  Weren't you killed in Boliva?
                  Ah, no. I was Chris Farley, but after I died, I was resurrected in Paul Newman's body and live on.

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                    If Paul Newman says so than it is true.

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                      This may be a bit random, but if you haven't seen my 1986 film The Color of Money, then at least check out this Eric Clapton music video of the movie. The song is "It's In The Way That You Use It." The best music video ever made in my always correct opinion.
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XQwazkx10

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