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  • #16
    Omen#5 Odell didn't show up to OTA's last year...

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    • #17
      "This is all for you, Odell"

      I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

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      • #18
        His name was not Omen it was Oben

        IMO: Romen Oben was a good LT for a 3rd round pick
        The Dallas Cowboys have now gone exactly One Third of their pathetic existence without a Super bowl appearance.

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        • #19
          but did the duck fly at midnight

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          • #20
            I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

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            • #21
              Bad omen #5: ODMe hasn't been traded yet

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              • #22
                Originally posted by JB456 View Post
                To add to it, a turkey vulture flee up to my office window and gave me the stink eye. I'm pretty sure he would have attempted to eat me if I was dead and the window was broken....
                That same turkey vulture ran off with my pet squirrel. I just bought it from this homeless guy for 200 pesos! Damn Omen!!

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                • #23
                  There's only one way to deal with a crisis like this.
                  "Take off those girly pants and be a man!"
                  After you've put your leathers back on demand the female in question refrain from any further mind control attempts and get back to cleaning the kitchen.
                  Oh yes, don't forget to demand a cold brew every hour or so either. If that fails go back to the store alone and buy her a bunch of new underwear, 3 sizes too small. That way when she tries them on she'll think she's gained a bunch of weight and leave you alone while spending all her time in the bathroom cursing the scale.

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                  • #24
                    Bad Omen # 69


                    I think you are losing track of the goal here.
                    It's not about the short term battle. It's about the long term war.

                    Walk into the living room while wearing the pants and declare in a loud voice, " These pants have made me realize that I work way too hard and don't relax near enough!"

                    Turn to walk out of the room but pause. Say over your shoulder, "And someone left the toilet seat down. AGAIN!"

                    Walk away. Do not look back or you will laugh at the look on her face and ruin the whole thing.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Bronxpinstripes View Post

                      What happened last year? I was drunk.
                      We went 3-13!

                      But on the plus side, no bad omens.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by brownelvis54 View Post
                        There's only one way to deal with a crisis like this.
                        "Take off those girly pants and be a man!"
                        After you've put your leathers back on demand the female in question refrain from any further mind control attempts and get back to cleaning the kitchen.
                        Oh yes, don't forget to demand a cold brew every hour or so either. If that fails go back to the store alone and buy her a bunch of new underwear, 3 sizes too small. That way when she tries them on she'll think she's gained a bunch of weight and leave you alone while spending all her time in the bathroom cursing the scale.
                        Nice work, that, King
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by FBomb View Post
                          Oh, sweet...I want one of those!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Sarcasman View Post

                            We went 3-13!

                            But on the plus side, no bad omens.
                            True

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                            • #29
                              The first move was scary

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by JoeBigBlue View Post
                                Also:

                                Aliens.

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