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  • #76
    Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
    BREAKING NEWS!: Eli Manning narrows down his "Manning Face" into three distinct categories. Eli says, "You know, I realized I kept using the same face each and every game, but I think I can switch it up a bit and give myself a lot more options now."

    So what do you think of his three categories? Vote on your favorite category below!
    lmao

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
      BREAKING NEWS!: Eli Manning narrows down his "Manning Face" into three distinct categories. Eli says, "You know, I realized I kept using the same face each and every game, but I think I can switch it up a bit and give myself a lot more options now."

      So what do you think of his three categories? Vote on your favorite category below!
      HA!!! Winner!
      I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
        BREAKING NEWS!: Eli Manning narrows down his "Manning Face" into three distinct categories. Eli says, "You know, I realized I kept using the same face each and every game, but I think I can switch it up a bit and give myself a lot more options now."

        So what do you think of his three categories? Vote on your favorite category below!
        We have ouselves a winner ! LMAO !!!
        1927, 1934, 1938, 1956, 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011

        Osi Umenyiora : " There's Nothing Like Being a NY GIANT ! "

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        • #79
          "The New York Giants started workouts today getting ready for the up coming season,where a young player was said to report he had a slight injury ,upon which Coughlin in a stern voice said "check again son, are you sure??? "

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          • #80



            " Sad news today ,as it was learned that Former CB for the NY Giants Jason Sehorn and his wife model Angie Harmon have split up, upon allegations that Jason has been having an affair with a Giants Message Board HOF poster. The poster could not be reached for comment, however questionable photo's of sehorn were found on his computer"

            Last edited by Harooni; 04-13-2014, 02:55 PM.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Rudyy View Post
              BREAKING NEWS!: Eli Manning narrows down his "Manning Face" into three distinct categories. Eli says, "You know, I realized I kept using the same face each and every game, but I think I can switch it up a bit and give myself a lot more options now."

              So what do you think of his three categories? Vote on your favorite category below!
              LOL.

              We definitely saw enough of hopeless/confused Eli last season.
              One of these teams is not like the others

              sigpic

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Harooni View Post



                " Sad news today ,as it was learned that Former CB for the NY Giants Jason Sehorn and his wife model Angie Harmon have split up, upon allegations that Jason has been having an affair with a Giants Message Board HOF poster. The poster could not be reached for comment, however questionable photo's of sehorn were found on his computer"

                Slut!
                I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

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                • #83
                  "Determined to come into camp in the best shape of his life Offensive linemen Chris Snee has hired a new personal trainer"

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                  • #84
                    "Hakeem Nicks is starting his new life as a Colt off very optimistically when he vowwed to be healthy in at least 5 games in 2014, and maybe try to practice more."

                    WE ALREADY HAVE A GREAT RUNNING BACK:

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Harooni View Post
                      "Determined to come into camp in the best shape of his life Offensive linemen Chris Snee has hired a new personal trainer"

                      Personal trainers name is Adewale Ojomo, for those interested in signing up with this new top notch trainer !!!.
                      1927, 1934, 1938, 1956, 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011

                      Osi Umenyiora : " There's Nothing Like Being a NY GIANT ! "

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by TheAnalyst View Post
                        "Hakeem Nicks is starting his new life as a Colt off very optimistically when he vowwed to be healthy in at least 5 games in 2014, and maybe try to practice more."

                        lol

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by FBomb View Post
                          Slut!
                          Who could argue? The first and only NFL player to drop his pants on the field in the middle of a play.
                          No one remembers who came in second.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by jomo View Post
                            Who could argue? The first and only NFL player to drop his pants on the field in the middle of a play.
                            haha, i almost forgot about that moon over mcnabb game.


                            anyone have a pic of the pant slip?

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                            • #89
                              Breaking news... due to budget cuts, the NY Football Giants will only have 1/2 of the offensive lineman as they usually have. They will only field a right guard and right tackle. When asked how they can do this, Tom Coughlin said, "We worked this way during all of 2013."
                              Pluck 'Em Eagles Featherless!

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by jintsrule View Post
                                Breaking news... due to budget cuts, the NY Football Giants will only have 1/2 of the offensive lineman as they usually have. They will only field a right guard and right tackle. When asked how they can do this, Tom Coughlin said, "We worked this way during all of 2013."
                                Link?
                                I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

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