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lol i keep hearing this guy is a unmoveable moutain now 6'6" 340...blah blah blah two guys cant move him. Everytime i see someone post about him...his legend grows. I dont even remember him playing last year. Did he? Hopefully he lives up to his hype

What's his firstname?

What hype? I see no one hyping him, just saying that he's a big body. I don't think anyone here is under the impression that he's an all pro. We are just hoping for solid production.

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"Um I think its clear that the disparity between Eli and (Wright/Woodsen/Carr) is nowhere near as large as the disparity between Shockey and Boss...its not even close" - DavenIII

Jonas Seawright did not play at all last year. He was signed as an undrafted rookie free agent after the 2005 NFL Draft but he spent the entire season on the practice squad. He has good tools. I think he can be a decent role player.

He was Andre the Giant's Stunt Double in Princess Bride.

I heard he feeds his babies babies

Jonas Seawright shoots lighting bolts from his ###### Oh, and he came in 2nd in the Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest last year.

u guys crack me up

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1.Mike Iupati OG Idaho
2.Brandon Spikes ILB Florida
3.Geno Atkins DT Georgia
4.Darrell Stuckey S Kansas
5.James Starks RB Buffalo
6.Kelton Tindal WR Newberry
7. Max Hall QB BYU

Joanas "Hercules" Seawright stands 7ft tall at the shoulder and is 900lbs of cut muscle. He is the only natural preadator of the great white shark. He pisses acid rain and farts thunderbolts. He is the reason dinosaurs went extinct. Norman Hand was not released...Seawright ate him...whole.

I heard they added another BCS game, the Seawright Bowl.

I heard he wasnt allowed to play in college because the ref said 3 teams couldnt be on the same field at the same time

Seawright sweats gatoraid and I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.

shrimp scampi huh? then this guy must be a playa

If you drop a phonograph needle on Seawrights nipple, it plays the Beach Boys "Pet Sounds"

Scientists are trying to melt the polar ice caps faster because seawright is getting thirsty lately...and the last time he drank the ocean we had low tide for a year