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The Legend Of Seawright

Last post 10 hours, 15 minutes ago by rbcarpenter. 3800 replies.
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  •  05-03-2006, 2:52 PM 663

    The Legend Of Seawright

    lol i keep hearing this guy is a unmoveable moutain now 6'6" 340...blah blah blah two guys cant move him. Everytime i see someone post about him...his legend grows. I dont even remember him playing last year. Did he? Hopefully he lives up to his hype huh.gif
  •  05-03-2006, 3:02 PM 665 in reply to 663

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    What's his firstname?
  •  05-03-2006, 3:03 PM 666 in reply to 665

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    QUOTE(Grey @ May 3 2006, 08:52 AM) [snapback]1209320[/snapback]

    lol i keep hearing this guy is a unmoveable moutain now 6'6" 340...blah blah blah two guys cant move him. Everytime i see someone post about him...his legend grows. I dont even remember him playing last year. Did he? Hopefully he lives up to his hype huh.gif


    What hype? I see no one hyping him, just saying that he's a big body. I don't think anyone here is under the impression that he's an all pro. We are just hoping for solid production.
    "Um I think its clear that the disparity between Eli and (Wright/Woodsen/Carr) is nowhere near as large as the disparity between Shockey and Boss...its not even close" - DavenIII
  •  05-03-2006, 3:05 PM 667 in reply to 666

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    Jonas Seawright did not play at all last year. He was signed as an undrafted rookie free agent after the 2005 NFL Draft but he spent the entire season on the practice squad. He has good tools. I think he can be a decent role player.
  •  05-03-2006, 3:09 PM 669 in reply to 667

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    QUOTE(jet_black @ May 3 2006, 11:05 AM) [snapback]1209348[/snapback]

    Jonas Seawright is an 8 ft tall beast of a man, who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi



    He was Andre the Giant's Stunt Double in Princess Bride.
  •  05-03-2006, 3:09 PM 670 in reply to 669

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    QUOTE(jet_black @ May 3 2006, 10:05 AM) [snapback]1209348[/snapback]

    Jonas Seawright is an 8 ft tall beast of a man, who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi

    I heard he feeds his babies babies ohmy.gif
  •  05-03-2006, 3:09 PM 671 in reply to 670

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    Jonas Seawright shoots lighting bolts from his ###### Oh, and he came in 2nd in the Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest last year.
  •  05-03-2006, 3:12 PM 675 in reply to 671

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    laugh.gif laugh.gif u guys crack me up


    1.Mike Iupati OG Idaho
    2.Brandon Spikes ILB Florida
    3.Geno Atkins DT Georgia
    4.Darrell Stuckey S Kansas
    5.James Starks RB Buffalo
    6.Kelton Tindal WR Newberry
    7. Max Hall QB BYU
  •  05-03-2006, 3:12 PM 676 in reply to 675

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    Joanas "Hercules" Seawright stands 7ft tall at the shoulder and is 900lbs of cut muscle. He is the only natural preadator of the great white shark. He pisses acid rain and farts thunderbolts. He is the reason dinosaurs went extinct. Norman Hand was not released...Seawright ate him...whole.
  •  05-03-2006, 3:13 PM 677 in reply to 676

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    QUOTE(jet_black @ May 3 2006, 11:11 AM) [snapback]1209363[/snapback]

    Seawright is ranked 17th in the AP college football poll


    I heard they added another BCS game, the Seawright Bowl.
  •  05-03-2006, 3:14 PM 678 in reply to 677

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    QUOTE(jet_black @ May 3 2006, 11:11 AM) [snapback]1209363[/snapback]

    Seawright is ranked 17th in the AP college football poll


    I heard he wasnt allowed to play in college because the ref said 3 teams couldnt be on the same field at the same time flex.gif
  •  05-03-2006, 3:14 PM 679 in reply to 678

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    Seawright sweats gatoraid and I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
  •  05-03-2006, 3:15 PM 681 in reply to 679

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    QUOTE(jet_black @ May 3 2006, 11:05 AM) [snapback]1209348[/snapback]

    Jonas Seawright is an 8 ft tall beast of a man, who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi

    shrimp scampi huh? then this guy must be a playa
  •  05-03-2006, 3:27 PM 689 in reply to 681

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    If you drop a phonograph needle on Seawrights nipple, it plays the Beach Boys "Pet Sounds"
  •  05-03-2006, 3:28 PM 690 in reply to 689

    Re: The Legend Of Seawright

    Scientists are trying to melt the polar ice caps faster because seawright is getting thirsty lately...and the last time he drank the ocean we had low tide for a year rock.gif
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