THEE NYG SWAG THREAD

[quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"]dude we're talking and u may be listening but your not hearing us[/quote]
"You just listen to Jimmy, you don't hear Jimmy"
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where the **** have u been all day

and its Jimi not Jimmy [;)][/quote]
I told you yesterday remember? I came down with something today. lol Had to get my oil changed and they brought these dumpsters out on my street so we threw away mad ****. It was great.

I can't believe I spelled Jimi wrong. I did slap myself. I want you to know that. Shame on me......
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ahhh yes..

marijuana effects the memory (half baked)

did u slap yourself or did you *SLAP* yourself?

[quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="DavenIII"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"]

Did you miss the part where I said me and my friend would be looking around for ladies at the dance?
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A Dance is a really hard place to find a Girl if you didn't bring one, on a "Game" level for example.

Game needed closing time at a hole in the wall bar = 1
Game needed at a super market or laundry mat...everyday place = 5
Game needed at a Dance W/O you own girl = 10...

you aren't ready for 10 yet LT.. you just aren't.
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I'm sure there's a few....
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ehhh i gotta be honest...

dude u need to be bangin a sorority girl...

and they def ain't at the dance[/quote]

See, I'm an eternal optimist....
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or ur a scared shy mofo hiding behind a mask of optimism[/quote]

see, that's why I need u and IBB85 at the dance... to give me a shove and a little support... lol

my friend would just be like, "u don't want her. **** it. I'll take her"
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bro... that ain't the place to do that or me and mandie to be at with u... we need a public and social place...

u need a shot or two in ya[/quote]

I'd be fine without a shot or two in me.

Just a little shove if the old LT comes out....
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u get a shot or two in ya and there is no need for the old LT to come out....

u'll have what i like to call the **** IT in your system[/quote]

I have a little **** IT already.
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i just don't know where to go from here with u LT lol...

i like the fact that ur planning to get out there.. but sometimes u need to stop planning and just get ur *** out there u know what i mean

[quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"]LOL.... what's up brotha?
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Wasssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

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lt just go to the bar with your boys weekly, pretty basic ****.

[quote user="MattMeyerBud"]did u slap yourself or did you *SLAP* yourself?[/quote]
If I could "SLAP" myself I would never leave the house.......[;)]

[quote user="lawl"]lt just go to the bar with your boys weekly, pretty basic ****.
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yea and get over this non drinking thing...

don't drink n drive, absolutely...

just go get ****in wasted....

[quote user="bigblue4417"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"]did u slap yourself or did you *SLAP* yourself?[/quote]
If I could "SLAP" myself I would never leave the house.......[;)]
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lol

[quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"][quote user="DavenIII"][quote user="LT= Lawrence Taylor"]

Did you miss the part where I said me and my friend would be looking around for ladies at the dance?
[/quote]

A Dance is a really hard place to find a Girl if you didn't bring one, on a "Game" level for example.

Game needed closing time at a hole in the wall bar = 1
Game needed at a super market or laundry mat...everyday place = 5
Game needed at a Dance W/O you own girl = 10...

you aren't ready for 10 yet LT.. you just aren't.
[/quote]

I'm sure there's a few....
[/quote]

ehhh i gotta be honest...

dude u need to be bangin a sorority girl...

and they def ain't at the dance[/quote]

See, I'm an eternal optimist....
[/quote]

or ur a scared shy mofo hiding behind a mask of optimism[/quote]

see, that's why I need u and IBB85 at the dance... to give me a shove and a little support... lol

my friend would just be like, "u don't want her. **** it. I'll take her"
[/quote]

bro... that ain't the place to do that or me and mandie to be at with u... we need a public and social place...

u need a shot or two in ya[/quote]

I'd be fine without a shot or two in me.

Just a little shove if the old LT comes out....
[/quote]

u get a shot or two in ya and there is no need for the old LT to come out....

u'll have what i like to call the **** IT in your system[/quote]

I have a little **** IT already.
[/quote]

i just don't know where to go from here with u LT lol...

i like the fact that ur planning to get out there.. but sometimes u need to stop planning and just get ur *** out there u know what i mean[/quote]

Even when you just go out there, you have a plan to just go out there, isn't that right?

And yeah, I'm getting out there. It has nothing to do with any of you talking ****. I know I need to get out and about.

I wasted 5 minutes of my life to get caught up on this thread and all it I read was you 2 *****ing at LT to get out there and start drinking and meet girls and blah blah blah. You guys need to understand.

<font size="6">He will not do it until he is ready. </font>You can talk til you are blue in the face and your fingernails fall off but it doesn't matter. LT is not ready yet and won't be until he is. Just give it up please!!!

[quote user="MattMeyerBud"][quote user="lawl"]lt just go to the bar with your boys weekly, pretty basic ****.
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yea and get over this non drinking thing...

don't drink n drive, absolutely...

just go get ****in wasted....[/quote]

My boys don't drink.

And my closest friends are all in a relationship....

Go ahead MMB....