I bet $.50 the other day on a nickel poker machine. I was playing deuces/joker wild with a progressive jackpot for deuces, royal flush no wild, and 4 deuces with joker. I was dealt 2 deuces and a joker and caught 2 more deuces. I won $1310.00. My life is ruined.
Oh...just to make sure I don't get accused of hi-jacking...I used some of the money to buy supplies for maintaining my lawn.