i got the gnome for an early Secret Santa gift this year (don't ask).
Against New Orleans, I kept him prominently displayed on the coffee table in front of me and stroked him for luck between plays. Yeah, that really worked!
So yesterday was opposites day. I buried the gnome head first in a small hole in my yard. I could just see his feet sticking out above the ground.
At halftime, I went out and pushed him further into the hole.
Against the Cowboys, I am burying him completely under the dirt.
We'll see. Still got to believe. It's all we got left. At least Beckum caught a TD.
See, miracles do happen.