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    [quote user="Chopper"][quote user="AsianGiant"]Hey Chopper, is that a photoshop or did they actually put a Giants flag on the plane?
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    That was the Giants team plane as it came into Arizona.
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    Thats an awesome sig.

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    The flu sucks ***.....

    EEwwwwww.....there is a Gene Simmons sex tape out....blech! [+o(]

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    [quote user="JerseyGiant21"]The flu sucks ***.....

    EEwwwwww.....there is a Gene Simmons sex tape out....blech! [+o(]
    [/quote]I just threw up a little

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    Hahahahahahaha....saw this on the mike and the mad dog forum.....this is funny.....



    Mike and the Mad Dog Fall Down the Memory Hole</p>

    <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="400"><tbody><tr valign="top">
    <td colspan="2"><div align="center"><span class="style10">December 18, 2007 </span></div></td>
    </tr>
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    <td width="85"><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td width="295"><span class="style11">
    So baseball's Winter Meetings have concluded, and it looks like the
    Yankees and the Red Sox are about to get in a bidding war for Johan
    Santana. And of course, we all know that this will end with #57 in
    pinstripes, taking his place among the pantheon of great Yankee
    hurlers: Whitey Ford, Catfish Hunter, Carl Pavano... </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11">
    Mikey, tell you what, Hank Steinbrenner is playing this perfectly. When
    you're negotiating with another GM, the best thing to do is change your
    mind over and over again, and talk about it publicly all the time.
    There's absolutely no way that could backfire and make you look like a
    spoiled three-year-old. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11">
    And the Mets *snicker* say that they're making a play for Santana, but
    we all know they don't have the horses to pull this off. I mean, the
    Yankees are offering Melky Cabrera, for crying out loud. What Mets
    prospect could possibly compare to Melky Cabrera? </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11">
    You're a thousand percent right, Mikey. The Mets are NOT in the mix
    here. The only way I see them landing Santana is if the front offices
    of the Yanks and Sox are destroyed by two separate meteors striking the
    Earth simultaneously. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11">
    Listen, I've been talking with Omar Minaya. I talk with important
    people all the time. And he told me that the Twins are asking for David
    Wright, Jose Reyes, and Carlos Beltran's first born son. And even if he
    agreed to that deal, there's still NO WAY that package compares to the
    Yankees' offer of Ian Kennedy and some guy in the minors whose name
    escapes me. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> We're up against the break. When we come back: all about my tennis lesson! </span></td>
    </tr>
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    <td colspan="2"><div align="center"><span class="style11">January 15, 2008 </span></div></td>
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    <td><span class="style11">
    It's been pretty quiet in the Hot Stove League, but there's some
    rumblings that the Santana sweepstakes could be ending very soon.
    There's reports that the Mets have become the favorites to land the
    lefty, which frankly, I do not believe. I have a LOT of contacts in the
    industry, and everyone tells me that the Twins piss on the Mets'
    prospects. Literally. I heard Bill Smith sent a jar of his urine to the
    New Orleans Zephyrs. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11">
    Mikey, the Mets are NOT gonna spend the kind of money it'll take to
    sign Johan Santana. We all know Fred Wilpon passed on Vladimir
    Guerrero, he passed on A-Rod, I've heard he wears socks two days in a
    row so he won't have to go to the laundromat. Mark it down: they will
    sign Livan Hernandez and finish in third place. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11">
    Santana will be a Yankee, make no mistake. I see him now, starting game
    7 of the World Series, taking the hill in front of Rudy Giuliani, Billy
    Crystal, Regis Philbin, Donald Trump, Lebron James, Kevin Federline... </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> Things are looking bad for the Mets next year. I don't see any way they beat out the Phurlies. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"> The what? </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> The Phurlies. The Phurladerphio Phurlies. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> The Phillies . Jeez, how did you ever get a job talking for a living? </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11">
    Mikey, I've had to do some evil things to get ahead. Black, unspeakable
    things. But hey, after these commercials, I yell at an engineer! </span></td>
    </tr>
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    <td colspan="2"><div align="center"><span class="style11">January 29, 2008 </span></div></td>
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    <td><span class="style11">
    So now we're hearing that the Mets have landed Santana, which is
    something I've been saying would happen for weeks now. Naturally,
    Santana wants to be a Yankee, but the Yanks won't give up their very
    special prospects. This is a good move by Brian Cashman, showing
    financial restraint. This is the NEW Yankees, the GROW FROM WITHIN
    Yankees. If there's anything Yankees fans want to see, it's guys just
    up from triple-A face Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11">
    Excellent point, Mikey. And I tell you one thing: this is only for the
    money. There is NO WAY Santana wanted to be a Met. I'm sure someone
    told him Queens is the same thing as the Bronx. He's from Minnesota, so
    he has no idea about different boroughs. And maybe he's colorblind, so
    he won't realize the pinstripes on his uniform aren't navy blue. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> Alright, let's go to the phones. Frank is on the cell phone. </span></td>
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    <td> <span class="style11">Mike,
    did you just say that you've been saying Santana's going to the Mets
    for weeks? Because I listen to the show every day, and I could swear
    you said as recently as last week that he'd definitely be a Yankee.
    </span></td>
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    Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank
    Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank
    </span></td>
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    <td> <span class="style11">What?! </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"> Frank, let me finish!

    Frank Frank Frank Frank Frank.

    Frank.

    Frank.

    Frank.

    You there, Frank? Frank, I never wrote off the Mets as players in the
    Santana race. I have been TOUTING them for WEEKS as MAJOR players! If
    you think I didn't say that, you are LOST! </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style14">
    I am positive that you've been saying the exact opposite. And Mad Dog,
    how can you say Santana didn't want to be a Met when there's a bunch of different reports that the Mets were his first choice? </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"> Frank, lemme ask you a question: did Paul LoDuca do steroids? </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td> <span class="style11">What does that have to do with anything we're talking about? </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> Answer the question, Frank! Did Paul LoDuca do steroids? </span></td>
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    <td> <span class="style11">According to the Mitchell Report, yes, he did. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> And you, as a Mets fan, used to root for him, am I right? </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> Yes, I did. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> So how can you sit there on your high horse and tell me not to root for Barry Bonds? </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style14">
    I didn't say a single word about Barry Bonds! But if you don't believe
    me about what you guys said last week, go listen to the tapes. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11">
    Frank, I promise you that the tapes will say exactly what we're saying
    now. At least as soon as our engineers get through with them. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11">
    You dare question us? Get this guy off the air! God, what a disgrace!
    Eddie, you gotta screen these calls better! I'm gonna say some horrible
    stuff about your wife on the air later! </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11">
    Folks, here's what you gotta understand. When we use a word, it means
    just what we choose it to mean. So when I wrote off the Mets' chances
    last week, I meant that they would land Santana. When I said the
    Yankees would land Santana, I meant that they would keep their
    prospects. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> War is peace! Work is freedom! </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> We will not be slaves to history, folks. History is a weapon, to be wielded at our command, on our terms. </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"> The Mets are doubleplusungood! </span></td>
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    <td><span class="style11"></span></td>
    <td><span class="style11"> We'll be right back after this word from the Ministry of Truth.</span></td></tr></tbody></table>

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    Re: Asian giant for HC

    haha that's great JG, I hate that show with a passion.....I really cannot watch it or listen to it.

    Do you have the flu? It's been going around like crazy...



    MJ, Whoopi was a mistake to use at the Giants ceremony at City Hall, she didn't know what
    she was doing or saying, I thought maybe she was just joking but I don't think so.

    Also, Mayor Bloomberg called Bob Pappa....Bob Popper!!!! And I said, POPPER? Are you kidding me???



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    Yeah....I remember Bloomberg called Papa....Bob Popper! I was like....what the ****?? The man has one of the easiest names ever....and he can't even get that right? LOL
    I thought Whoopi was a disaster on that day.....I was like....why is she there?

    Yeah...I've been ill since Monday....so many people are sick....ugh...

    Fatty and rabid dog are just nutso......ya just gotta laugh at them!

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    [quote user="AsianGiant"]haha that's great JG, I hate that show with a passion.....I really cannot watch it or listen to it.

    Do you have the flu? It's been going around like crazy...



    MJ, Whoopi was a mistake to use at the Giants ceremony at City Hall, she didn't know what
    she was doing or saying, I thought maybe she was just joking but I don't think so.

    Also, Mayor Bloomberg called Bob Pappa....Bob Popper!!!! And I said, POPPER? Are you kidding me???


    [/quote]LOL. Whoopi and her clan will all claim to be Giants fans now. On a side note, I got my SI issues.... great pics!

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    [quote user="JerseyGiant21"]Yeah....I remember Bloomberg called Papa....Bob Popper! I was like....what the ****?? The man has one of the easiest names ever....and he can't even get that right? LOL
    I thought Whoopi was a disaster on that day.....I was like....why is she there?

    Yeah...I've been ill since Monday....so many people are sick....ugh...

    Fatty and rabid dog are just nutso......ya just gotta laugh at them!
    [/quote]

    Sucks to hear that....you should have gotten a flu shot.

    Bloomberg is an idiot, how could he mess up Bob Papa in front of EVERYONE!

    And Whoopi was sooooo bad it was embarassing. The Giants team did not deserve those goofballs...

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    [quote user="mjg407"]LOL. Whoopi and her clan will all claim to be Giants fans now. On a side note, I got my SI issues.... great pics![/quote]

    It's about time!!

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