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    [quote user="JerseyGiant21"]Let's bump up this thread with a crazy account of what happend to Blohan during that wild and crazy night......"I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving?" Oh no she didn't!!!![:O]

    <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="+1">I wasn't driving! The black kid was!</font>

    Just before Lindsay Lohan was arrested early Tuesday morning, she
    commandeered a car and took three men hostage -- this, according to the
    three men who were in the car with her.

    TMZ interviewed all
    three, and here's the lowdown: Rewind to Monday afternoon. Dante Nigro,
    Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake drove to Malibu with the boyfriend of
    Lindsay Lohan's assistant. Lindsay and her assistant ran into Dante and
    friends. Later, the assistant text-messaged Dante, saying Lindsay
    wanted to invite him to a Malibu party that night.</p>

    Later, Dante
    says, he and his friends drove to the party. Dante and the assistant's
    boyfriend were let in, but Jakon and Ronnie were rejected and stayed
    outside. Dante says Lindsay was never without a drink during the
    evening and he even did a shot with her.</p>

    At one point, Lindsay's
    assistant and her boyfriend walked outside and got into an argument.
    Lindsay came out and got angry at her assistant. The assistant then
    said, "I quit," which enraged Lindsay.</p>

    Ronnie says Lindsay looked "very messed up" and "raging."</p>

    Dante
    and crew were ready to leave. The GMC Denali they were in belonged to
    Dante, but he was sitting in the front passenger seat. Ronnie and Jakon
    were in the back seat. The assistant's boyfriend was behind the wheel.
    The keys were in the ignition when the assistant's boyfriend got out
    and continued the argument with his girlfriend. She then got in her car
    and left. </p>

    According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in
    the driver's seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving
    -- chasing the assistant's car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he
    jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground,
    he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.</p>

    Dante and
    Jakon say Lindsay then hit Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Dante says
    he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lindsay to say, "If you touch me
    I'll sue you." Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop.</p>

    Dante
    says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the
    assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant's car. </p>

    They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want." </p>

    The
    now former assistant finally lost Lindsay on PCH. Dante says Lindsay
    thought the assistant was going to her mother's house in Santa Monica
    so Lindsay went there. It just so happened that the assistant's mother
    was pulling into the driveway as Lindsay arrived.</p>

    Dante says the
    mother panicked at Lindsay's crazy driving, and backed out of the
    driveway in fear -- not knowing who was behind the wheel. The guys say
    Lindsay then began to chase her at speeds of up to 80 MPH through Santa
    Monica, blowing multiple red lights.</p>

    Dante realized the mother
    was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn't stop
    she'd get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, "I'm a celebrity.
    I'm not going to get in trouble."</p>

    The two cars stopped in a
    parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it
    seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid
    was driving."</p>

    Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the
    field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she
    almost fell over.</p>

    Lohan's reps had no comment. </p>


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    Holy crapola!! Blohan is one messed up bi**!!!!!

    Perhaps she thought she could drive since she was in the movie Herbie!?? hahaha...

    Well,I think I will have to blieve the BLACK KID over Blohan in this case...
    I can't beleive she said that...



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    Morning all... Anybody else having a problem with the boards this morning? Kept timing out.

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    He says Lindsay responded, "I'm a celebrity. I'm not going to get in trouble."


    The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."</P>


    Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.</P>


    to the music of snow white.....</P>


    [8]LiHo LiHo, it's off to jail you go, so prepare to bend for some dyke named ken, liho liho[8]</P>

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    Sabotage, booze, diapers... no not Liho and Britho, but NASA....</P>


    CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. America's space agency was shaken Thursday by two startling and unrelated reports: One involved claims that astronauts were drunk before flying. The other was news from NASA itself that a worker had sabotaged a computer set for delivery to the international space station.</P>


    It was just another jolt for an operation that has had a rocky year from the start, beginning with the arrest of an astronaut accused of attacking a rival in a love triangle.</P>

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    [quote user="GMENFAN4EVER"]Morning all... Anybody else having a problem with the boards this morning? Kept timing out.
    [/quote]

    Works for me good so far...

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    Sabotage, booze, diapers... no not Liho and Britho, but NASA....</p>


    CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. America's space agency was shaken Thursday by two startling and unrelated reports: One involved claims that astronauts were drunk before flying. The other was news from NASA itself that a worker had sabotaged a computer set for delivery to the international space station.</p>


    It was just another jolt for an operation that has had a rocky year from the start, beginning with the arrest of an astronaut accused of attacking a rival in a love triangle.</p>[/quote]

    It's 2012 when respected astronauts are flying drunk....

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    Dante and crew were ready to leave. The GMC Denali they were in belonged to Dante, but he was sitting in the front passenger seat. Ronnie and Jakon were in the back seat. The assistant's boyfriend was behind the wheel. The keys were in the ignition when the assistant's boyfriend got out and continued the argument with his girlfriend. She then got in her car and left. </P>


    According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver's seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving -- chasing the assistant's car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.</P>


    </P>


    Lindsey must be some kind of super hero, or maybe the freckled terminator....either that these are the 3 biggest ******* in the free world. Cmon, you get carjacked by a chick who is so drunk she can barely stand up? I take back what I said earlier, she won't go to jail. Knowing the LA cops, they will charge the three guys with kidnapping since we already know how the LAPD treats minorities vs celebs....</P>

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    [quote user="mjg407"]

    Dante and crew were ready to leave. The GMC Denali they were in belonged to Dante, but he was sitting in the front passenger seat. Ronnie and Jakon were in the back seat. The assistant's boyfriend was behind the wheel. The keys were in the ignition when the assistant's boyfriend got out and continued the argument with his girlfriend. She then got in her car and left. </p>


    According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver's seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving -- chasing the assistant's car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.</p>


    </p>


    Lindsey must be some kind of super hero, or maybe the freckled terminator....either that these are the 3 biggest ******* in the free world. Cmon, you get carjacked by a chick who is so drunk she can barely stand up? I take back what I said earlier, she won't go to jail. Knowing the LA cops, they will charge the three guys with kidnapping since we already know how the LAPD treats minorities vs celebs....</p>[/quote]

    haha freckled terminator!!!!!!!!!


    I know, these guys prolly thought they were hot stuff driving a Denali pumping whatever loud
    music that rocks the neighborhood. But watch out! They can easily be taken down by a drunk
    small freckled white girl that has a potty mouth....





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    [quote user="AsianGiant"][quote user="mjg407"]


    Dante and crew were ready to leave. The GMC Denali they were in belonged to Dante, but he was sitting in the front passenger seat. Ronnie and Jakon were in the back seat. The assistant's boyfriend was behind the wheel. The keys were in the ignition when the assistant's boyfriend got out and continued the argument with his girlfriend. She then got in her car and left. </P>


    According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver's seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving -- chasing the assistant's car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.</P>


    </P>


    Lindsey must be some kind of super hero, or maybe the freckled terminator....either that these are the 3 biggest ******* in the free world. Cmon, you get carjacked by a chick who is so drunk she can barely stand up? I take back what I said earlier, she won't go to jail. Knowing the LA cops, they will charge the three guys with kidnapping since we already know how the LAPD treats minorities vs celebs....</P>[/quote]

    haha freckled terminator!!!!!!!!!


    I know, these guys prolly thought they were hot stuff driving a Denali pumping whatever loud
    music that rocks the neighborhood. But watch out! They can easily be taken down by a drunk
    small freckled white girl that has a potty mouth....




    [/quote]she's the freckled terminator the bionic ho.....

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    San Fran is where 2012 will start... They have elected the first Transgender Police Commisioner.... I'm looking for the link, just saw it on the news

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