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    <DIV class=post-body>A woman named Tracie Rice filed suit today against Lindsay Lohan, claiming she was in the car Lindsay chased on July 24th, the night of Lindsays most recent arrest for DUI and possession of cocaine. Rice says she was in the SUV driven by Michelle Peck, the mother of Lohans former assistant. Rice says Lohan, “put me through one of the most frightening experiences of my life." According to TMZ,
    <BLOCKQUOTE>Rice says she "was convinced that their lives were in danger and that they had to outrun the pursuing car or they might be killed." The night of the incident, Rice claims Peck was so terrified at being chased by Lohan that she drove through a barricade and into the parking lot near the Santa Monica Police Station. Rice says she jumped out of the Cadillac Escalade and ran toward police officers and saw a woman, who turned out to be Lohan, run from another SUV toward her. "Police officers approached all of them with guns drawn," the suit said.</BLOCKQUOTE>Jesus baby settle down. You were chased by a 90 pound white girl with freckles, not one of those battle elephants from Lord of the Rings. She's a drunken hussy, not some unkillable cyborg. She probably just wanted to make out. </DIV>

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    [quote user="mjg407"]<div class="post-body">A woman named Tracie Rice filed suit today against Lindsay Lohan, claiming she was in the car Lindsay chased on July 24th, the night of Lindsays most recent arrest for DUI and possession of cocaine. Rice says she was in the SUV driven by Michelle Peck, the mother of Lohans former assistant. Rice says Lohan, “put me through one of the most frightening experiences of my life." According to TMZ,
    <blockquote>Rice says she "was convinced that their lives were in danger and that they had to outrun the pursuing car or they might be killed." The night of the incident, Rice claims Peck was so terrified at being chased by Lohan that she drove through a barricade and into the parking lot near the Santa Monica Police Station. Rice says she jumped out of the Cadillac Escalade and ran toward police officers and saw a woman, who turned out to be Lohan, run from another SUV toward her. "Police officers approached all of them with guns drawn," the suit said.</blockquote>Jesus baby settle down. You were chased by a 90 pound white girl with freckles, not one of those battle elephants from Lord of the Rings. She's a drunken hussy, not some unkillable cyborg. She probably just wanted to make out. </div>[/quote]

    haha so true, she prolly has a crush on her...

    Is she related to Jerry Rice?


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    Crazy Brit is all over the news....</P>


    This is just the stuff from the past 24 hours: </P>
    <BLOCKQUOTE>BRITNEY IS DRUNK AND NAKED - Another shocking revelation: “She drinks in front of the kids,” one former staffer says of Spears. “At first, the drinks would help her loosen up and not be so angry. But she’d inevitably drink too much and be out of it, at which point the nannies would take care of the kids.” And multiple sources confirm Spears’ exhibitionist streak: “She’ll strip down in front of staff, nannies, whomever,” says one. “She’ll ask, ‘Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?’ She’s extremely insecure.”

    BRITNEY IS GAY - Britney’s quick tryst with Matt Encinias made headlines, but the music-video extra wasn’t the real target of Brit’s affection that night. OK! has learned that Britney spent the evening topless, nuzzling up to her former assistant Shannon Funk! “Instead of hooking up with him, [Shannon] ended up back in Brit’s room and bed,” a source tells OK!. Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. “Jenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls,” says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick.

    BRITNEY TELLS HER KIDS THEY WERE MISTAKES - “She makes out with men in front of the boys, refuses to change their diapers, puts whitening strips on their teeth.”

    BRITNEYS BODYGUARD AND EX ASSISTANT SERVED - Shannon Funk was served late Tuesday night at the airport in Long Beach, Calif. Also on the list was the singer's bodyguard Daimon Shippen, who was served late Monday night as he was getting out of his car in Santa Monica, Calif. Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is behind the subpoenas, which will be used to compel those close to Spears to discuss her parenting style.

    BRITNEY WILL OPEN THE VMAs - one of the worst kept secrets is that Britney will perform at the MTV Video Music <NOBR>awards</NOBR> on September 9th in Vegas.</BLOCKQUOTE>


    God damn, trying to follow this ***** is exhausting. Her entire life is like the punchline to a Jeff Foxworthy joke.</P>

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    [quote user="mjg407"]

    Crazy Brit is all over the news....</p>


    This is just the stuff from the past 24 hours: </p>
    <blockquote>BRITNEY IS DRUNK AND NAKED - Another shocking revelation: “She drinks in front of the kids,” one former staffer says of Spears. “At first, the drinks would help her loosen up and not be so angry. But she’d inevitably drink too much and be out of it, at which point the nannies would take care of the kids.” And multiple sources confirm Spears’ exhibitionist streak: “She’ll strip down in front of staff, nannies, whomever,” says one. “She’ll ask, ‘Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?’ She’s extremely insecure.”

    BRITNEY IS GAY - Britney’s quick tryst with Matt Encinias made headlines, but the music-video extra wasn’t the real target of Brit’s affection that night. OK! has learned that Britney spent the evening topless, nuzzling up to her former assistant Shannon Funk! “Instead of hooking up with him, [Shannon] ended up back in Brit’s room and bed,” a source tells OK!. Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. “Jenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls,” says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick.

    BRITNEY TELLS HER KIDS THEY WERE MISTAKES - “She makes out with men in front of the boys, refuses to change their diapers, puts whitening strips on their teeth.”

    BRITNEYS BODYGUARD AND EX ASSISTANT SERVED - Shannon Funk was served late Tuesday night at the airport in Long Beach, Calif. Also on the list was the singer's bodyguard Daimon Shippen, who was served late Monday night as he was getting out of his car in Santa Monica, Calif. Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is behind the subpoenas, which will be used to compel those close to Spears to discuss her parenting style.

    BRITNEY WILL OPEN THE VMAs - one of the worst kept secrets is that Britney will perform at the MTV Video Music <nobr>awards</nobr> on September 9th in Vegas.</blockquote>


    God damn, trying to follow this ***** is exhausting. Her entire life is like the punchline to a Jeff Foxworthy joke.</p>[/quote]


    I haven't watched MTV in probably almost 10 years? Seriously, I used to watch that channel
    everyday after school...

    But the fact that MTV is willing to have Britney host or perform after how much of a horrible person
    she has revealed to the world, they are made for each other...MTV is no longer the cool channel
    from the 80's with the astronaut trophy....



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    <h1>Dutch bishop: Call God 'Allah' to ease relations</h1><h2>Roman Catholic leader stokes already heated debate on religion</h2>
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20279326/




    That's funny, why doesn't he tell people to call Allah, God, then if he using that logic?

    But the best part in the article is at the end....

    "A spokesman from the union of Moroccan mosques in Amsterdam said Muslims had not asked for such a gesture."

    Ha! So not even Muslims are asking for this.....




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    [quote user="AsianGiant"]
    I haven't watched MTV in probably almost 10 years? Seriously, I used to watch that channel
    everyday after school...

    But the fact that MTV is willing to have Britney host or perform after how much of a horrible person
    she has revealed to the world, they are made for each other...MTV is no longer the cool channel
    from the 80's with the astronaut trophy....


    [/quote]who would have ever thought that Kfed would be the champ in this one.....</P>


    On a lighter note... kids vs NFL mascots in football... Notice how the eagle mascot is useless...</P>


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NL06Qsx5y0</P>

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    I posted this in the Vick thread..... I think we need to call in Austin Powers because Dr. Evil is demanding money from vick!</P>


    <SPAN id=intelliTXT> </P>


    Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.</P>


    Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.</P>


    Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)</P>


    Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”</P>


    The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.</P>


    “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.</P>


    <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.</SPAN></P></SPAN>

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    I posted this in the Vick thread..... I think we need to call in Austin Powers because Dr. Evil is demanding money from vick!</p>


    <span id="intelliTXT"> </span></p>


    Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.</p>


    Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.</p>


    Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)</p>


    Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”</p>


    The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.</p>


    “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.</p>


    <span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial;">Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.</span></p>[/quote]

    Yeah I read that earlier, this case gets crazier by the minute...


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    Hey everyone! Frute sorry I missed the draft. I was at anevent inNY and completely forgot about it.</P>


    Anyway...is Strahan seriously holding out and making the Giants a negative news frenzy yet again before the damn season starts. WTF?! Does anyone have any info on the trees this dude is smoking and when this foolishness is gonna end.</P>


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    I posted this in the Vick thread..... I think we need to call in Austin Powers because Dr. Evil is demanding money from vick!</P>


    <SPAN id=intelliTXT></P>


    Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.</P>


    Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.</P>


    Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)</P>


    Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”</P>


    The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.</P>


    “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.</P>


    <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.</SPAN></P>


    </SPAN>[/quote]</P>


    Ok so I know I've kinda lost touch with reality because I've beenliving in a bubble for the last few months, but this MUST be a joke. </P>

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