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    Re: Asian giant for HC

    Hey all. Would anyone be interested in fantasy hoeckey? My roomie has a league but we only have 3 people.

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    [quote user="JerseyGiant21"][quote user="AsianGiant"]So we go from a swiss cheese defense to a black hole.....niiiice upgrade....

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    lol...ok..that made me laugh...oy

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    [quote user="mjg407"]The Sun UK says:

    <blockquote>Britney came under the management spotlight after reports she was “acting weird”.
    And it seems “acting weird” doesn’t begin to describe her latest act of lunacy, which saw Britney stunning fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her FACE.
    A source said: “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.
    “Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behavior was totally unacceptable.”
    Chateau Marmont is THE place to be seen and break deals for Hollywood’s glitterati. A source tells me: “Staff at the Chateau have been told she is not welcome.
    “She constantly looked out of it when she came in and the guests began to make noises. The hotel acted before she made a huge scene. No one wants to be banned from staying at the Chateau.”
    “If she was trying to make a real go of her comeback then the people who visit the Chateau are the ones who could make it happen.”
    </blockquote>This witch has had it. She's gone completely nuts at this point. If you could get a close-up of her brain, instead of a fox wearing an English hunting coat and reading a book, you'd see a monkey in a diaper on a unicycle and you'd hear some crazy circus music.[/quote]


    What?? What is she, Jim Carrey from Cableguy?

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    Re: Asian giant for HC

    [quote user="frutepye"]Hey all. Would anyone be interested in fantasy hoeckey? My roomie has a league but we only have 3 people.[/quote]

    Don't get greedy now.....it's hockey afterall....

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    haha that tables have turned!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    <div class="gallery_container short">
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    <a id="1" name="1"><font class="fox411hed">Britney’s Team Leaves Her High and High?</font></a></p>





    Before this week, I was the only entertainment/gossip columnist in the world who thought little and wrote less about Britney Spears.</p>





    But now, let’s face it, she’s in major trouble. Late Monday, her manager of one month, Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm, fired her. This was only a few hours after her divorce attorney, Laura Wasser, did the same.</p></span>

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    What the hell is going on with the knicks? Can it get anymore embarrassing?

    Now this is just straight up pure speculation....but lordy...I would do a backflip!

    <h2><span id="ppt991867">Stern Could Step in at MSG</span></h2><p class="byline">
    </p>Yet another potential bombshell from the MSG case (no longer just Isiah Thomas): David Stern might use this as an excuse to dislodge Jim Dolan. From the Daily News: <blockquote>
    If David Stern is smart - and nobody ever accused him of anything
    otherwise - then this disaster may yet turn into the commissioner's
    chance to exile the Knicks' resident bully for at least awhile.


    According to a code of conduct put into writing last year, Stern has
    the right to punish an owner or executive for behavior detrimental to
    the league. And while Stern won't comment on ongoing litigation, the
    NBA is understandably fed up with the Knicks' ownership. </blockquote>
    The word "exile" gets thrown around later; I'm sure Stern has been
    wishing he could make Dolan disappear for some time now. It probably
    wouldn't be so bad if Isiah went with him, seeing as his general
    managing only feeds the monster. Maybe he could be forced to stick to
    drafting, which he is nearly peerless at.

    Here's another way
    to look at it: These are very serious allegations. Professional sports
    are all about cracking down on player misconduct. If executives are
    proven to in a court of law to have seriously sinned, shouldn't they be
    held to the same standard? Which, I guess, would mean Stern at least
    has to give them a few days of involuntary vacation.

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    [quote user="JerseyGiant21"]What the hell is going on with the knicks? Can it get anymore embarrassing?

    Now this is just straight up pure speculation....but lordy...I would do a backflip!

    <h2><span id="ppt991867">Stern Could Step in at MSG</span></h2><p class="byline">
    </p>Yet another potential bombshell from the MSG case (no longer just Isiah Thomas): David Stern might use this as an excuse to dislodge Jim Dolan. From the Daily News: <blockquote>
    If David Stern is smart - and nobody ever accused him of anything
    otherwise - then this disaster may yet turn into the commissioner's
    chance to exile the Knicks' resident bully for at least awhile.


    According to a code of conduct put into writing last year, Stern has
    the right to punish an owner or executive for behavior detrimental to
    the league. And while Stern won't comment on ongoing litigation, the
    NBA is understandably fed up with the Knicks' ownership. </blockquote>
    The word "exile" gets thrown around later; I'm sure Stern has been
    wishing he could make Dolan disappear for some time now. It probably
    wouldn't be so bad if Isiah went with him, seeing as his general
    managing only feeds the monster. Maybe he could be forced to stick to
    drafting, which he is nearly peerless at.

    Here's another way
    to look at it: These are very serious allegations. Professional sports
    are all about cracking down on player misconduct. If executives are
    proven to in a court of law to have seriously sinned, shouldn't they be
    held to the same standard? Which, I guess, would mean Stern at least
    has to give them a few days of involuntary vacation.
    [/quote]


    <font color="#ff0000">
    Stern punishes Dolan with $250 million fee....


    On other "unrelated" news, Cablevision rates have increased 30%.....</font>





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    <H1 class=head _extended="true">Report: Seattle Residents Awaiting Arrival of SLUT Trolleys[:$]</H1>
    <P _extended="true"><STRONG _extended="true">A new trolley line in Seattle has residents buzzing about its supposedly salacious name.[/b]</P>
    <P _extended="true">Officially, the new line along the downtown waterfront is the South Lake Union Streetcar, but that's only after its first name, the South Lake Union Trolley, or SLUT, was changed, locals told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.</P>
    <P _extended="true">Vulcan, the developer of the former Cascades neighborhood, said that the SLUT acronym is just an urban legend, but it seems here to stay, the paper reports.</P>
    <P _extended="true">Click here to read the report.</P>
    <P _extended="true">"We're welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood," Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista at Kapow! Coffee house told the Post-Intelligencer. The local haunt already has sold out its first run of "Ride the SLUT" T-shirts.</P>

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    [quote user="mjg407"]<h1 class="head" _extended="true">Report: Seattle Residents Awaiting Arrival of SLUT Trolleys[:$]</h1>
    <p _extended="true"><strong _extended="true">A new trolley line in Seattle has residents buzzing about its supposedly salacious name.[/b]</p>
    <p _extended="true">Officially, the new line along the downtown waterfront is the South Lake Union Streetcar, but that's only after its first name, the South Lake Union Trolley, or SLUT, was changed, locals told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.</p>
    <p _extended="true">Vulcan, the developer of the former Cascades neighborhood, said that the SLUT acronym is just an urban legend, but it seems here to stay, the paper reports.</p>
    <p _extended="true">Click here to read the report.</p>
    <p _extended="true">"We're welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood," Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista at Kapow! Coffee house told the Post-Intelligencer. The local haunt already has sold out its first run of "Ride the SLUT" T-shirts.</p>[/quote]

    Great story.
    I wonder if the SLUT will be free, or will I have to pay to ride it?

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    Week 2 FF report:

    <ul><li class="first"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td class="first win"><div nowrap="">Dutchies</div></td> <td class="pts">253.66</td> <td class="last" rowspan="2">Final</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="first"><div nowrap="">The AG's</div></td> <td class="pts">237.64</td> </tr></tbody></table><li class=""><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="first win"><div nowrap="">
    BJacobs27</div></td> <td class="pts">261.70</td> <td class="last" rowspan="2">Final</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="first"><div nowrap="">QueenofSpades</div></td> <td class="pts">226.58</td> </tr></tbody></table><li class=""><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="first"><div nowrap="">
    Cedar Stumps</div></td> <td class="pts">256.16</td> <td class="last" rowspan="2">Final</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="first win"><div nowrap="">JerseyGiant21</div></td> <td class="pts">266.20</td> </tr></tbody></table><li class=""><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="first"><div nowrap="">
    Sasha's Souljah's</div></td> <td class="pts">141.84</td> <td class="last" rowspan="2">Final</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="first win"><div nowrap="">Chopper</div></td> <td class="pts">185.30</td> </tr></tbody></table><li class="last"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="first win"><div nowrap="">
    SMS Giants</div></td> <td class="pts">246.02</td> <td class="last" rowspan="2">Final</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="first"><div nowrap="">Gmen's Wreckers</div></td> <td class="pts">183.26</td></tr></tbody></table>[/list]

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